[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Praise the Lord and our wise and just and Godly politicians. At least they know what's best for us. Soon we will be protected from the evils of the Internet.

Write to Senator Conroy today telling him to make Landover Baptist Church the entry point to the Internet for all Australians. In fact, is there any good reason why Landover Baptist Church shouldn't be the only site not blocked by the Holy Internet Filter?

No? I thought not.

Australia may be saved yet.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Well despite first appearances it does requires some mental & physical skill

Well, I am glad that you are proud of this but I assure you we are not mad at Australia for being better at sailing in 1983.

[Aaron]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

How can sitting on your behind and letting the wind do all the work be a sport?

Well despite first appearances it does requires some mental & physical skill

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Brother COM, it is sailing...being pushed across the water by Gods breath

How can sitting on your behind and letting the wind do all the work be a sport?

[Aaron]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

For what sport is that cup?

Brother COM, it is sailing...being pushed across the water by Gods breath

[God'sWarrior]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Although you have more pressing matters with the heathen unchristian trash I would like to thank you Cranky. This information will help me in my store to refine more of the authors I put on my shelves.

In all honesty, I don't think I ever have had a acceptable book come from Australia either. The only one I've even had come to me was written by a Homer claiming to be a Christian, and I can assure you it didn't make it past the authors biography before it went in the trash.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Cranky Old Man are you still mad at Australia because they won the Americas Cup in 1983?

For what sport is that cup?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

But Austria is not an island - you ignorant arrogant heathen twat

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[jepster]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

But Austria is not an island - you ignorant arrogant heathen twat

[Pope Innocent III]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Good Christian People! I appeal to you, get me out of this God-Forsaken country! Trapped in a parade of sex-crazed homos jockying for position like a herd of butt-worshipping heathen sweaty-buffed bull warriors.I need an airline ticket to the USA (make it a return just in case) and some biloting in a good American home. Please Good Christians, open your door so that I may enter the Kingdom of God.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Cranky Old Man are you still mad at Australia because they won the Americas Cup in 1983?

The what cup???

Is that Australia's greatest accomplishment?

[Aaron]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Cranky Old Man are you still mad at Australia because they won the Americas Cup in 1983?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

I asked for factual evidence, you failed to provide. Stop diverting attention and provide.

I already provided facts on several occasions. You ignoring the facts does not make them less factual. I am disapointed you refuse to keep up your end of the bargain but I suppose I should have expected that to happen.

[Borushek]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

I don't know son, but why are you Australians all so racist?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_at...s_in_Australia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adelaide_Institute

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Cronulla_riots

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambing_Flat_riots

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Action

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriotic_Youth_League

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racial_...e_in_Australia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism_in_Australia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stolen_Generations

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_gang_rapes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jackson_Jive

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_van_Tongeren

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Australia_policy

I'd say patriotism. In Australia, some evil people see it fit to be racist like it's some right of passage to patriotism. It sickens me and a large portion of the country, but alas we are failing to reduce it.

The only racing you are ever going to be doing is to the welfare office.

I don't receive welfare. I am really starting to get sick of the racism against Australia.

Yes, I mean King Boonie:

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No.

Stop making up excuses and start doing what you promised God!

Australia is not a race, it is a country.

Boon is not our king.

I asked for factual evidence, you failed to provide. Stop diverting attention and provide.

By definition, Australia is a race.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

I tried to Google this David Clarence, do you mean David Boon?

Yes, I mean King Boonie:

[IMG]http://www.encyclopediaofstupid.com/stupid/images/thumb/7/7f/Boonie.jpg/260px-Boonie.jpg[/IMG]

If America has areas where gays can legally marry, yet Australia doesn't, wouldn't that make America more gay-tolerant?

No.

doesn't count as factual evidence

Stop making up excuses and start doing what you promised God!

The race is Australia.

Australia is not a race, it is a country.