[Hansen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why do you keep bringing up Finland? This thread is about Denmark!

Why do you old sick man bring up anything ?? You should be at a psykriatisk hospital, you need help old man may god burn you

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

You had better be glad you are not a cop over here Chief Wiggum, else I would have taken pleasure smacking your two crippled braincells back in the correctional facility. A man of the law should not judge by race, religion, nor origination.

You represent the law-enforcement, and you claim you want to jail us for questioning your religion? - You choose yourself. But my freedom of speech is conquested by your urge to jail me for doing so. Slightly comparative to what most Islamic countries does to their citizens speaking up.

And fortunately you were born in a god-fearing country, where they dont even teach you, its called a piffleing "dane", and not a "denmarkian"... Of course, when you feed your crippled excuse of a brain donuts and coffee, not much of this will seep through. I will be back to elaborate again however. Stay tuned for a retard-translation.

Dogs are Danes, to the rest of the world (perhaps not to your faces) you are called 'denmarkians.'

.....and be nice to Ofc. Richards. He has friends (as we all do) in Interpol.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why do you old sick man bring up anything ?? You should be at a psykriatisk hospital, you need help old man may god burn you

And you dare claim we are arrogation after you attempt to upserp God's power and judge someone to hell.

You sir are the hypocrite here.

May Jesus forgive you.

[The Almigthy Danish]

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Dogs are Danes, to the rest of the world (perhaps not to your faces) you are called 'denmarkians.'

"James Hutchins - A really nice guy"
Well gee, when you call me a dog - it's alright
Well - don't you have a conspiracy worked up about the icelandic-volcano being the Devil's work to cut of transport of the Europeans?

[Brother Helge]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Well - don't you have a conspiracy worked up about the icelandic-volcano being the Devil's work to cut of transport of the Europeans?

Don't be silly.
That's Etna.

[Imdanish]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Watch out, or the hick will call your parents.
What the author of the topic wrote is not very nice, so why dont you apologise Huckleberry? - If not, ill call your cousin and make you sleep in the barn tonight.

And the only god damn reason we are called "Denmarkians", is because you got corn for brains. That is the bloody result of two-hundred years of intense inbreed.

[TheDane]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello there.

I'm a Dane and I've got some crucial inside information for you. It seems like you have several things wrong and I hope to clear them out in order to keep up a good relationship between our nations

"Denmark is a boring small insignificant country"

This is somewhat true. Denmark might actually be the most boring country in the world. As for significance, we're slowly gaining more because of Anders Fogh's Rasmussen's position as Secretary General of NATO.

mostly populated by convicted rapists.

False. Most of our rapists don't get convicted.

Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

Yeah, what the hell, true.

The Danes invented rape!

It was either us or christian priests, I'm not entirely sure about that. We'll gladly take credit for it, though.

The Danish word for rapist is "viking".

False. The Danish word for "rapist" is "voldtægtsforbryder".

After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England.

True. We also raped overripe mango fruits when we could.

Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax.

False. Denmark is too insignificant for that - we're merely going with the flow.

To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen!

False. Our prime minister doesn't have the imagination for that, though we would appreciate him much more if he had.

God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit.

Somewhat true. It was the coldest winter since 1996 or something.

The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France!

Somewhat true. He is not our current prime minister, although they share the same last name (without being related). We still make fun of him for it and he does so himself. Nice guy, really, even though he's a terrible cheater.

Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen!

I don't really understand what you're getting at here, to be honest, but whatever floats your boat, buddy.

Satan's native language is actually Danish!

I don't know if this is true, but I hope it is, because it'll make my trip to hell much more pleasant.

Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior!

True. I played with Lego during my entire childhood and I had sex before marriage. With my legos.

The Danes created Pippi Longstocking

FALSE. Astrid Lindgren was a SWEDE, NOT a DANE.

Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children.

Probably false. I've neither seen nor heard of these shows, but if you care to share, this sinful Dane is up for it.

Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children!

False. Adoption is legal, rape is not. However, it's a tricky one since we don't really convict our rapists and Danish children are NOT innocent, since they play with all that Lego.

I hope that cleared up a lot of the misunderstandings. If you're still curious about something, feel free to ask!

[True Disciple]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Well - don't you have a conspiracy worked up about the icelandic-volcano being the Devil's work to cut of transport of the Europeans?

Of course not! The volcano in Iceland was God's work to punish the evil Icelandic eskimoes for blaspheming Jesus on these forums, just like you vikings are doing now. We started praying for that to happen a month before the initial eruption, and God answered our prayers, as He hates Iceland even more than Denmark.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

"James Hutchins - A really nice guy"
Well gee, when you call me a dog - it's alright
Well - don't you have a conspiracy worked up about the icelandic-volcano being the Devil's work to cut of transport of the Europeans?

Son, I do not call you a dog, as dogs cannot type. You are a denmarkian. If you want to call yourself a Dane, that is between you and baby Jesus. Say it loud, say it proud or emigrate to a country that does not have teh stench of distasteful stigma.

You should read the thread about iceland, it is all described there.

[The Almigthy Danish]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

.....and be nice to Ofc. Richards. He has friends (as we all do) in Interpol.

Yeah - and every dane could muster up a few Hell's Angels or Bandidos-bikers.. So, just bring along your "belief", we'll bring our danish judgement to your God-forsaken country..

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Watch out, or the hick will call your parents.
What the author of the topic wrote is not very nice, so why dont you apologise Huckleberry? - If not, ill call your cousin and make you sleep in the barn tonight.

And the only god damn reason we are called "Denmarkians", is because you got corn for brains. That is the bloody result of two-hundred years of intense inbreed.

Son, I am not a hick. Instead, I grew up just out side of NYC. I worked on Wall street for close to thirty years as a floor trader and am now semi-retired. What do you do?

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello there.

I'm a Dane and I've got some crucial inside information for you. It seems like you have several things wrong and I hope to clear them out in order to keep up a good relationship between our nations

This is somewhat true. Denmark might actually be the most boring country in the world. As for significance, we're slowly gaining more because of Anders Fogh's Rasmussen's position as Secretary General of NATO.


< <<<<<<<<<A lot of truths spoken >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I hope that cleared up a lot of the misunderstandings. If you're still curious about something, feel free to ask!

Welcome Friend, we finally found an honest denmarkian. I knew there had to be at least one.

Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

[ostemanden]

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@Cranky old man:
You still havent given me an answer to how you managed to get a picture from a site, that should be blocked in your "porn filter". (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...8&postcount=99)

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Yeah - and every dane could muster up a few Hell's Angels or Bandidos-bikers.. So, just bring along your "belief", we'll bring our danish judgement to your God-forsaken country..

I am sure if a cheese cook could scare me, I'd quake in my jack-boots. Tell your biker friends' Sonny Barger and I go way back, all the way to the 12th street club house.

[saxxoo]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I just love a good discussion.

I will start with pointing something I find weird.

Cranky Old Man you claim that wikipedia is a porn site and therefor you have filtered it.

When checking the image details for the so called danish flag this is what's listed:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/Flag_of_Finland.svg/172px-Flag_of_Finland.svg.png

We just assume you linked the wrong flag...

The thing is if wikipedia is a porn site, why do you link to wikimedia, which wikipedia is a part of?... how can you go to a site when you have it blocked?