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  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Hi All

    To compliment your tryly outstading reviews ( NOT! ) i could keep on going with this reply: 6 REASONS WHY GOD AND DANES NOW HATE USA/BAPTISTS:

    1. Baptist churches which as it seems here don´t seem to be able to seperate facts from fiction, should not be allowed, even on the internet ! It´s a disgrace to the modern world we live in today.

    2. You keep talkin abput that danes are rapist, childmolestors and even addicted to porn. Then I just wonder why USA keep exporting all that porn to denmark , if you think we are THAT bad. Would you then not be participating in what YOU call " Outrageous behavior "

    3. I have allways wondered about the death penalty. No matter what other people does it does not make it right to kill. The people who kills another human being, is just as bad as the one they are killing.

    4. If we Danes are so bad as you say, I would like to bring forward this: Danes are not allowed to carry weapon around like AMERICANS do. In USA a 16 year old can without any problems to to the maket , buy a gun, and go to school and kill all their classmates. Keep looking back over your own shoulders before calling US the violent Ones.

    5. USA might have invented the famous MCdonalds Concept. But that the hell does that help when the intire population gains on twice their own weight, because its cheaper to to out eating instead of making healthy food at home AS WE DO IN DENMARK !

    6. Cranky Old Man who obviosly started this issue in the first place shouldn´t be able to have acces to a computer. If he is this religios, and if he is only interested in the bible and in Jesus, why would he then even start of using all this modern develoopments like all us NORMAL people to. He should be locked up in a cell , with his bible up in the mountains where he would not be in any danger of anyone except from himself .

    Even though we Danes are suppose to be Christian it is only on paper. What concerns religion I could not care less. Religion is the only thing in the world that makes the world bad to live in. All kinds of religion should be banned if you asked me. And if religion thould be allowed, people could have it in their own houses and should not be allowed to bring it on to anyone else ..


    Finnaly I will tell to all the people reading this that. I am a Dane, and certainly proud of it. Our health system works better than in many other countries, out unemployment statics are much better than the Americans ( cause you do work, do you ? ).

    I was born and raised here, and there is no doubt that I am gonna live here until I die. And with your behavior there is no doubt that you ´re gonna die before me.
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    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Read the KJV1611 Bible for True Guidence.

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        Well, if heaven is filled with people like you, then hell probably isen't the worst place of those two...

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          Kids! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 3!

          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm
          Just shows us Danes how serious this church really is

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          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            I understand that being told the truth makes you angry and causes you to spread hate instead of love. I will explain why you are wrong, and God is right.
            Originally posted by Spaceystacey View Post
            Hi All

            To compliment your tryly outstading reviews ( NOT! ) i could keep on going with this reply: 6 REASONS WHY GOD AND DANES NOW HATE USA/BAPTISTS:

            1. Baptist churches which as it seems here don´t seem to be able to seperate facts from fiction, should not be allowed, even on the internet ! It´s a disgrace to the modern world we live in today.
            One man’s truth is another man’s lies – this is why we should listen to God, Who always speaks the Truth.
            2. You keep talkin abput that danes are rapist, childmolestors and even addicted to porn. Then I just wonder why USA keep exporting all that porn to denmark , if you think we are THAT bad. Would you then not be participating in what YOU call " Outrageous behavior "
            You have heard of “Dane Geld”? This is money paid to stop Danes attacking and raping people. The Godly USA buys the porn so it can destroy it and protect its citizens
            3. I have allways wondered about the death penalty. No matter what other people does it does not make it right to kill. The people who kills another human being, is just as bad as the one they are killing.
            I cannot agree, and neither can God. Take for example, “Ex:22:18: Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.”
            4. If we Danes are so bad as you say, I would like to bring forward this: Danes are not allowed to carry weapon around like AMERICANS do. In USA a 16 year old can without any problems to to the maket , buy a gun, and go to school and kill all their classmates. Keep looking back over your own shoulders before calling US the violent Ones.
            No weapons eh? Just remind us how quickly Denmark surrendered to the Germans. Even the Swedes won against you in a war!
            5. USA might have invented the famous MCdonalds Concept. But that the hell does that help when the intire population gains on twice their own weight, because its cheaper to to out eating instead of making healthy food at home AS WE DO IN DENMARK !
            Oh, yes? Just remind me, Denmark’s exports are butter, Bacon and Beer – non-fattening? You are no better than drug dealers.
            6. Cranky Old Man who obviosly started this issue in the first place shouldn´t be able to have acces to a computer. If he is this religios, and if he is only interested in the bible and in Jesus, why would he then even start of using all this modern develoopments like all us NORMAL people to. He should be locked up in a cell , with his bible up in the mountains where he would not be in any danger of anyone except from himself.
            John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
            Even though we Danes are suppose to be Christian it is only on paper.
            Ha! If you are not for God, you are against Him! And you expect us to listen to the mouthpiece of Satan?
            Finnaly I will tell to all the people reading this that. I am a Dane, and certainly proud of it. Our health system works better than in many other countries, out unemployment statics are much better than the Americans ( cause you do work, do you ? ).
            God takes care of our unemployed, you have to have a Socialist Dictatorship to steal taxes and give it to lazy bums.
            I was born and raised here, and there is no doubt that I am gonna live here until I die.
            You seem to have no ambition at all…
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            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              well... if relious people are like you ... I would be happy to life with Satan

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              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by jensen View Post
                as a Dane I can’t take Cranky old man seriously
                Of course not, you're Danish, and that is why you will go to Hell.

                Never have I read anything so stupid. You have not taken the time to check your sources, but have just heard some things you take for granted.
                I included 19 hyperlinks in my posting to very reliable sources. Did you bother to click on them or are you just making this up?

                What is sinful by Lego?
                See this is what happens when you don't click on hyperlinks. You should have clicked on the link. Now you look very stupid to everyone who is visiting this site.

                Yes Danish gays can adopt children, but they must not raping them.
                I am aware there is a law in Denmark against rape. But that is not the point. Once you allow gays to adopt a child they will rape the child over and over. A law against it will not help much.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by DanishDynamit View Post
                  Kids! Accept Jesus Christ as Your Lord and Savior and Get a Free PlayStation 3!

                  http://www.landoverbaptist.net/PS3.htm
                  Just shows us Danes how serious this church really is
                  I see your Free Playstation 3 and Raise you Free Beer and Strippers...
                  Accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster as your Lord and Creator.
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                  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                    I see your Free Playstation 3 and Raise you Free Beer and Strippers...
                    Accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster as your Lord and Creator.
                    Now thats what i'm talkin about . Let's all convert to this brilliant religion, even tho i miss a bacon religion...

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      You seem to have no ambition at all… [/SIZE][/FONT]
                      But that is a good thing!

                      Obadiah 1, 4
                      "Though thou exalt thyself as the eagle, and though thou set thy nest among the stars, thence will I bring thee down, saith the LORD."

                      And let us not forget that it was Eves mad ambition for power that drove her and Adam out of Paradise© in the first place!

                      All you need is to pray, and surrender all your love to sweet baby Jesus. (I like the baby version the most. So cute the baby Jesus is. But that’s just me ).

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                      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by cooldane View Post
                        Now thats what i'm talkin about . Let's all convert to this brilliant religion, even tho i miss a bacon religion...
                        Here is a Holy Dish that you may find of interest.
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                        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
                          I see your Free Playstation 3 and Raise you Free Beer and Strippers...
                          Accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster as your Lord and Creator.
                          Screech ..............free strippers? That's just plain wrong. Unless you are marred you need not see a girl naked!

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Hey, I am, as my username clearly states, from Denmark.

                            I think this thread is the funniest thing I have ever read, no offense.

                            First of all, they got the wrong flag, that's the Finish flag, not the Danish flag. The danish flag is red with a white cross in the middle. The story about the flag is that it fell from heaven, as a present from god, with a holy cross in the middle to aid the danish troops in the crusade.

                            Second of all the danish word for rape isn't "viking" it's "voldtaegt", and means "violent taking" and is therefore not related to the word viking.

                            Poul Nyrup Rasmussen isn't the Prime minister of Denmark, and haven't been since 2001. And yeah, nobody liked him, he was a socialist. big mistake, like you voting for Bush jr. the second time.

                            The building block, LEGO, is a contraction of the two danish words for "play" and "nice" and is meant to help kids develop their creativity.

                            Pippi Longstocking was created by the swedish author Astrid Lindgren, and is therefore not danish in any way.

                            At the COP 15 meeting in Copenhagen, there was absolutely no free whores provided. It's true that it is legal in Denmark to take money for sex, but pimping is illegal. Prostitution is the oldest 'job' in the history of mankind. I personally think that women having sex with men for money, is better than Catholic priests having buttsex with little boys.

                            The Rasmussen you're talking about, is the danish bike-rider Michael Rasmussen, and he was never convicted of cheating in the Tour de France, only suspected.

                            in my opinion, Denmark is not a boring country filled with rapists. Denmark is one of the richest countries in the whole world measured in GDP. We were awarded with the "best restaurant in the whole world" award. We have the internationally beloved author H.C. Andersen, who only wrote childrens story, with focus on a healthy Christian morale. And the murder rate in Denmark is extremely low compared to the US. Recent number tells us that about 11.000 people die in the US every year due to guns. compared to Denmark, the number is somewhat like 50. And taking into consideration that the US' population is only 60 times as large as in Denmark, the murder rate should be around 3.000. This only states that USA is more violent than Denmark. Also Denmark is build upon more christian values than USA. Everybody is cared about by the state. Here's no homeless people that die on the streets, because we care about our fellow citizens.

                            So don't judge what you have absolutely no knowledge about. Be a good Christian, and accept everybody as they are.

                            I apologize for bad spelling and so on, English is only my 3rd language.

                            Yours sincerly
                            a danish guy

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                            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by danishguy91 View Post
                              I think this thread is the funniest thing I have ever read, no offense.
                              I am offended by that. How can millions of Danes going straight to hell be funny?

                              Poul Nyrup Rasmussen isn't the Prime minister of Denmark
                              I said "Rasmussen", I never said anything about a criminal called "Poul Nyrup".

                              At the COP 15 meeting in Copenhagen, there was absolutely no free whores provided.
                              Just click on the link I provided to see why I am right and why you are wrong about this.

                              is better than Catholic priests having buttsex with little boys
                              We are not Catholics!

                              the danish bike-rider Michael Rasmussen, and he was never convicted of cheating in the Tour de France, only suspected.
                              Oh come on, he even confessed. Do you Danes not even have a shred of dignity?

                              in my opinion, Denmark is not a boring country filled with rapists
                              It's cold hard provable facts that matter, no one cares about your unfounded opinions.

                              We have the internationally beloved author H.C. Andersen
                              No one outside Denmark loves him, we all hate him!

                              So don't judge what you have absolutely no knowledge about. Be a good Christian, and accept everybody as they are.
                              That is not even close to what good Christians do.

                              Why we must judge you to save your soul:
                              • Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
                              • John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
                              • 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

                              Also we have to kill those who not believe: 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                the colors are different you moron

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