[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Thanks awsomeness, Now lets compare to areas I grew up in





Personally I'm finding Iowa a little flat, but at least the hunting is good. Hubby's happy with that.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Would you use the quote function so that we have some idea who you're talking about?

Because it's numbered, I'm assuming me.

1. So you've met Danes, and didn't like any of them?

Sure I like Danes, I even considered the breed until my vet pointed out that they're the second sickest breed going (Cavalier King Charles spaniels being #1)

2. Not what I said. I said yes, we drink, but no, we don't drink all the time. That doesn't mean we're a nation of drunks. It means, yes we drink. Any nation does!

You may want to read this thread about alcoholism

http://www.articlesbase.com/marriage-articles/is-my-partner-an-alcoholic-379615.html

Other common arguments are “I can’t be an alcoholic because I don’t drink all the time” or “I don’t get drunk every time I drink”. So what!!

4. Using wrong words, sorry.

BUT! I still think that you're intolerant. You can't except a nation because you've heard some bad stuff. Man..

I always love the "sorry, but". Translation "I'm not really sorry".

[Sam Diamond]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

1. So you've met Danes, and didn't like any of them?
2. Not what I said. I said yes, we drink, but no, we don't drink all the time. That doesn't mean we're a nation of drunks. It means, yes we drink. Any nation does!
4. Using wrong words, sorry.

BUT! I still think that you're intolerant. You can't except a nation because you've heard some bad stuff. Man..

I somehow get the feeling that math is not your strong point. The number 3 is between 2 and 4.

[Maria Constanze]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Wow, thanks! I think you're extremely stupid! And plain dumb to!
Well, Nyhavn isn't only known for prostitutes. And hey, no I'm not a prostitute, and I would never do even if I was, sorry. It's a beautiful place to, every summer both tourists and Danes go for a walk and have a icecream while walking. And, I know all of you in this forum for some reason HATES H.C. Andersen, but he lived there too, so you can see his old house. Well, in Greenland it's even worse with winter depression, surely it is in Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Alaska ect. And actually, Denmark ain't that cold. It's just very windy
Hmm, I'm sure you saw some more beautiful shore lines than that but picked the one you thought was the ugliest.
Hmm, well, find a map and see.
Well, we like to keep some historical and cultural heritage, so we keep them. And people still go to church. And it's a pitty to tear 500 year old church down I think. Where did you say you were from?

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Wow, thanks! I think you're extremely stupid! And plain dumb to!

The words, "stupid" and "dumb" pretty much mean the same thing. But hey, I find you boring and tedious, not to mention dense and undiscerning. So, I guess somethings are worth repeating.

But not the complaints of your countrymen about COM's original post.

Each one is a broken pencil--missing the point and cluttering up the junk drawer.

Once in a great while we have encountered a Danelander who is sharp enough to see the great truth we share.

We always welcome those who discern the truth to join our cause. We truly do not care a wit about their color or nationality or gender. As long as they agree with us, we are content.

Oh, and that doesn't make us intolerant. You don't agree with us and you are clearly not content in the least.


Truthfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[awesomeness]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Wow, thanks! I think you're extremely stupid! And plain dumb to!
Well, Nyhavn isn't only known for prostitutes. And hey, no I'm not a prostitute, and I would never do even if I was, sorry. It's a beautiful place to, every summer both tourists and Danes go for a walk and have a icecream while walking. And, I know all of you in this forum for some reason HATES H.C. Andersen, but he lived there too, so you can see his old house. Well, in Greenland it's even worse with winter depression, surely it is in Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Alaska ect. And actually, Denmark ain't that cold. It's just very windy
Hmm, I'm sure you saw some more beautiful shore lines than that but picked the one you thought was the ugliest.
Hmm, well, find a map and see.
Well, we like to keep some historical and cultural heritage, so we keep them. And people still go to church. And it's a pitty to tear 500 year old church down I think. Where did you say you were from?

On what behalf are you making those bold claims? You are the one who has been lying and twisting reality into your own favour. You have been spreading lies and propaganda about how "Great a country Denmark is". Seriously, are you even from Denmark. You seem to have little if no knowledge and insight in your own country. Are you sure that you are not a troll who claims to be from Denmark?

Now you are being confronted repeatable times with facts that shows that Denmark is far from a great country at all. Personally, i think that you are the dumb person here, if not completely screwed up. But hey, you are from Denmark, logically you need to be more or less screwed up to live there.

Don't worry, even if you were a prostitute, people would not even consider buying you for money. You are simply not worth it. Regarding your danish healthcare, did you forget to tell people that you were too dumb and delusional to separate reality from your own denmark-fantasy world?

Denmark has amongst the worst healthcare in the world. Currently ranked 34, The hospitals in Denmark are of extremely low standards, in fact the majority of hospitals in the capital area of Denmark seems to consists of hospitals so dirty, nasty and disgusting that the citizens in Denmark are getting even more sick each time they visit one of their hospitals.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Wow, thanks! I think you're extremely stupid! And plain dumb to!

Oh keep digging that ditch, all you're doing is proving my http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51565]husbands theory. [/url]

Well, Nyhavn isn't only known for prostitutes. And hey, no I'm not a prostitute, and I would never do even if I was, sorry.

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So wonderful it has a disease named after it. Nyhan syndrome AKA Juvenile gout. What are you feeding those poor kids!

But lets see what information we can dig up on it.

• Dug by Swedish slaves between 1670-1673, wow and you people slam us for slavery.
• Oooh, wooden ships! Halifax tried that in Canada. Guess what, nobody wants wooden ships anymore.
• Has a history of being a place in which only sailors and thugs ventured, yeah that's really making me want to go

It's a beautiful place to, every summer both tourists and Danes go for a walk and have a icecream while walking.

So I should pay $3,000 for plane tickets so I can eat ice cream? How about I just go downtown and buy some there. I can walk around Freehold at the same time.

And, I know all of you in this forum for some reason HATES H.C. Andersen, but he lived there too, so you can see his old house.

Oh goody, is there someone there to give my boys the "full H.C. Andersen experience"

Well, in Greenland it's even worse with winter depression, surely it is in Norway, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Alaska ect. And actually, Denmark ain't that cold. It's just very windy

Because 3 degrees with 93% humidity isn't cold. No thanks I'll stick with my 69 degrees.

Hmm, I'm sure you saw some more beautiful shore lines than that but picked the one you thought was the ugliest.
Hmm, well, find a map and see.
Well, we like to keep some historical and cultural heritage, so we keep them. And people still go to church. And it's a pitty to tear 500 year old church down I think. Where did you say you were from?

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

[aftershockpivot]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I personally bileeve Denmark is a gay/bisexual state.

[LardBoy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

But lets see what information we can dig up on it.

• Dug by Swedish slaves between 1670-1673, wow and you people slam us for slavery.
• Oooh, wooden ships! Halifax tried that in Canada. Guess what, nobody wants wooden ships anymore.
• Has a history of being a place in which only sailors and thugs ventured, yeah that's really making me want to go

• We dont slam you guys for slavery, we slam you for not abolishing it earlier. And the workers that dug the harbour wasnt slaves, they where war prisoners.
• Mabye not over on your side of the Atlantic, but here owning a wooden ship in good shape is a sign of wealth and style.
• Sailors and thugs? Thats decades ago, these days its a place where tourists go and get a beer and enjoy the sunshine in the summer.

So I should pay $3,000 for plane tickets so I can eat ice cream? How about I just go downtown and buy some there. I can walk around Freehold at the same time.

Well, you shouldnt go to Denmark only to buy icecream, if you just want an icecream i think you should stick to Freehold.
BTW, $3000 to get to Denmark from the US, isnt that a bit exaggerated?

Because 3 degrees with 93% humidity isn't cold. No thanks I'll stick with my 69 degrees.

Its not 3 degrees Fahrenheit in Denmark all year round, it happens that it gets that low in the winter, but in the summer its usually around 68 degrees Fahrenheit.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

BTW, $3000 to get to Denmark from the US, isnt that a bit exaggerated?

I could not agree more. One should get money for visiting Denmark instead of having to pay for it!

[awesomeness]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

It's a beautiful place to, every summer both tourists and Danes go for a walk and have a icecream while walking.

I wonder why the tourists would be walking their Danes while eating ice cream, isn't their anything else a bit more exciting to do in Denmarkistan, rather than walking dogs and eating ice cream?

[Dr. Dick Johnson]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I wonder why the tourists would be walking their Danes while eating ice cream, isn't their anything else a bit more exciting to do in Denmarkistan, rather than walking dogs and eating ice cream?

As I am writing this my body and mind is filled with disgust though I feel it is my duty to uncover another most disturbing truth about this "Denmarkistan".

As COM correctly stated that the Danemarkians invented rape it turns out that the contry's very CAPITAL, Copenhagen, has a park named "Ørstedsparken" (only a satanic country would add demonic symbols such as Æ, Ø and Å to their vocabulary) where the homers meet at night to rape each other - in the ass.

So unfortunately, Awesomeness, the Denmarkians do more than just walking their Danes and eating ice cream..

[awesomeness]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

As I am writing this my body and mind is filled with disgust though I feel it is my duty to uncover another most disturbing truth about this "Denmarkistan".

As COM correctly stated that the Danemarkians invented rape it turns out that the contry's very CAPITAL, Copenhagen, has a park named "Ørstedsparken" (only a satanic country would add demonic symbols such as Æ, Ø and Å to their vocabulary) where the homers meet at night to rape each other - in the ass.

So unfortunately, Awesomeness, the Denmarkians do more than just walking their Danes and eating ice cream..

That Orestedsparken sounds like a horrible and godforsaken place. Another excellent proof to why God Hates Denmarkistan.

[ImDanishMOFO]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

11000 1111 10101
10011 10101 11 1011

did you get that? Binary, my dear!

[Michael. P]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

11000 1111 10101
10011 10101 11 1011

did you get that? Binary, my dear!

What you didnt get is that you are a lost soul.

Seek salvation or you will find yourself burning in hell