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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #286
    Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

    Originally posted by hateFO View Post
    and why is my username changed ?!
    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #287
      Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

      Originally posted by farokeislands View Post
      no, that link you sent me had black and red sentences
      I tried the link, all was normal. Oh wait I know what is wrong. Biblegateway has a built in demon filter. The web site knew that you where from a Satanic country. At any rate its not my problem.

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      • hateFO
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2010
        • 33

        #288
        Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        You didn't answer my question !

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #289
          Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

          Originally posted by hateFO View Post
          You didn't answer my question !
          The answer to your question is contained in the link. That's what the blue line means. You click on it, then it takes you to another page, and you read it, and you get an answer.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • H. Montague Worthington
            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2716

            #290
            Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

            When the Faroe Islands have their mass dolphin slaughter, I'll bet the average IQ drops a few points.

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #291
              Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

              Originally posted by hateFO View Post
              You didn't answer my question !
              And I am to stupid to use the provided link

              It seems that you do not possess the skills required to click on the like that was provided. here is what it said.


              Thank you for visiting. Your rights on these forums are: NONE.

              None of any sort whatsoever. Please don't forget this. You are here at the discretion and whim of Pastor Pistle and his Senior Pastors, Administrators, Moderators, or otherwise appointed toadies any of whom may restrict your posting rights, ban you, or edit, delete, or deface your posts whenever they wish with or without any good or other reason and without any right of reply on your part.

              The FAQ contains the full draft of your legal rights, but the above is the gist of it.

              Thank you.
              Anymore questions dummy?

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              • farokeislands
                Unsaved Trash, confused, drunken viking
                • Jun 2010
                • 29

                #292
                Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                I tried the link, all was normal. Oh wait I know what is wrong. Biblegateway has a built in demon filter. The web site knew that you where from a Satanic country. At any rate its not my problem.
                alright don't visit our country. we are all the spawn of satan, and we will let all the homosexual islanders haunt you down, and fuck you really hard. and maybe we'll forcefeed you with blubber and raw meat, while we practice our witchcraft, and drink beer. oh and maybe we'll let all the babies watch as we split you open like a whale.


                think what you want

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #293
                  Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                  Originally posted by farokeislands View Post
                  alright don't visit our country. we are all the spawn of satan, and we will let all the homosexual islanders haunt you down, and piffle you really hard. and maybe we'll forcefeed you with blubber and raw meat, while we practice our witchcraft, and drink beer. oh and maybe we'll let all the babies watch as we split you open like a whale.

                  It only took 30 pages of Faroke Islanders posting moronic comments before 1 spoke the truth. Praise Jesus, they are not as stupid as the people from Denmark.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #294
                    Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                    Originally posted by farokeislands View Post
                    alright don't visit our country. we are all the spawn of satan, and we will let all the homosexual islanders haunt you down, and piffle you really hard. and maybe we'll forcefeed you with blubber and raw meat, while we practice our witchcraft, and drink beer.
                    None of that surprises us. And no Christian is likely to set foot on your vile island anytime soon. God is going to destroy you all in short order. Look for it any day now.


                    Originally posted by farokeislands View Post
                    oh and maybe we'll let all the babies watch as we split you open like a whale.
                    Did you know that it is a serious hate crime to threaten Christians like that? I'm sending your IP along to the FBI and Interpol. Expect a knock on your igloo.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • farokeislands
                      Unsaved Trash, confused, drunken viking
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 29

                      #295
                      Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      None of that surprises us. And no Christian is likely to set foot on your vile island anytime soon. God is going to destroy you all in short order. Look for it any day now.




                      Did you know that it is a serious hate crime to threaten Christians like that? I'm sending your IP along to the FBI and Interpol. Expect a knock on your igloo.
                      you go ahead and do that

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                      • Sam Diamond
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 182

                        #296
                        Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                        Originally posted by farokeislands View Post
                        alright don't visit our country. we are all the spawn of satan, and we will let all the homosexual islanders haunt you down, and piffle you really hard. and maybe we'll forcefeed you with blubber and raw meat, while we practice our witchcraft, and drink beer. oh and maybe we'll let all the babies watch as we split you open like a whale.


                        think what you want
                        What seems to be your major malfunction buttercup? If you somehow feel the need to spit on the face of Jesus, feel free to do so. I do feel the need to inform you of this a threat against any member of this Church can and will be dealt with in a not so nice way. I have friends in every police dept across the earth, I do have the ability to reach out and touch someone. Be nice or be gone, that's my motto.

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                        • WinnerNotSinner
                          Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 951

                          #297
                          Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                          Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                          What seems to be your major malfunction buttercup? If you somehow feel the need to spit on the face of Jesus, feel free to do so. I do feel the need to inform you of this a threat against any member of this Church can and will be dealt with in a not so nice way. I have friends in every police dept across the earth, I do have the ability to reach out and touch someone. Be nice or be gone, that's my motto.
                          Sadly I doubt if on there is any true Law and Order on that bunch of rocks. Sounds like their community thrives on a lot of uncontrolled and unpoliced bestiality probably taught to them by the "Tribal Elder" whilst sitting round a campfire singing unholy and hateful songs about slaughtering whales and such.
                          6
                          A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                          "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                          Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                          If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                          GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                          • Faroe-island
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 2

                            #298
                            Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                            Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                            What seems to be your major malfunction buttercup? If you somehow feel the need to spit on the face of Jesus, feel free to do so. I do feel the need to inform you of this a threat against any member of this Church can and will be dealt with in a not so nice way. I have friends in every police dept across the earth, I do have the ability to reach out and touch someone. Be nice or be gone, that's my motto.
                            Obviously not on the Faroe Islands moron!!

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                            • Master Gordon
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 376

                              #299
                              Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                              Who asked you - you silly satan worshipping moron. Be Gone! and don't bother us again. Satan has a nice volcano just waiting for you to live in.
                              sigpic
                              Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
                              so a fool returneth to his folly

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                              • farokeislands
                                Unsaved Trash, confused, drunken viking
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 29

                                #300
                                Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                                Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                                What seems to be your major malfunction buttercup? If you somehow feel the need to spit on the face of Jesus, feel free to do so. I do feel the need to inform you of this a threat against any member of this Church can and will be dealt with in a not so nice way. I have friends in every police dept across the earth, I do have the ability to reach out and touch someone. Be nice or be gone, that's my motto.
                                you go ahead and do what you gotta do. i doubt you'll get anywhere with this ridiculous matter

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