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  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834

    #376
    Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

    @Fallerup Why do you eat blubber?
    I Jesus!

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    • Godlover102
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2010
      • 9

      #377
      Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

      Originally Posted by Brother Alex
      1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people. "And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues..." (Genesis 12:17)
      The name of the Faroe Islands is NOT derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt, the name is Føroyar | Faroe Islands in Faroese: meaning "Sheep Islands" (research before posting helps alot) and therefore the first reason is a lie. Exo 20:16 KJV "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour." You broke one of the ten commandments.
      Originally Posted by Brother Alex
      Wrong, mormon. Being True Christians™ means that we do not wander off from God's law. We live by God's whole word and therefore we cannot sin.
      Wouldn't you say that breaking one of the commandments is a sin?
      I know this is not a debate, but since you seem so determine to follow the word of God down to the letter. I just thought you should know your a sinner according to the Bible.

      Our national day has nothing to do with Onan, the second son of Judah... Its named Òlavsøka,( Saint Olaf) and commemorates the death of Saint Olaf. The one who brought Christianity to the islands in 1020'.
      /quit

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #378
        Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

        =Godlover102;538365]
        The name of the Faroe Islands is NOT derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt, the name is Føroyar | Faroe Islands in Faroese: meaning "Sheep Islands" (research before posting helps alot) and therefore the first reason is a lie. Exo 20:16 KJV "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour." You broke one of the ten commandments. Wouldn't you say that breaking one of the commandments is a sin?
        The name Pharaoh appears many times in the Holy Bible. Is it our fault you can not spell. You are not our neighbor, you live in the middle of the ocean, we live in Iowa.
        Why do you love sheep, thats sick.

        I know this is not a debate, but since you seem so determine to follow the word of God down to the letter. I just thought you should know your a sinner according to the Bible.
        True Christians are with out sin!
        1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.


        Our national day has nothing to do with Onan, the second son of Judah... Its named Òlavsøka,( Saint Olaf) and commemorates the death of Saint Olaf. The one who brought Christianity to the islands in 1020'.
        /quit
        I did not know you where a bunch of Catliks, you situation just went from bad to emanate destruction. Not a single Christian in the lot! God hates Catliks

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        • Fallerup
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2010
          • 12

          #379
          Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

          Originally posted by Felicity View Post
          @Fallerup Why do you eat blubber?
          I would prefer not to, but there isn't enough meat to go around, so to be able to be full, we eat blubber with the meat and potatoes.

          you know, you're the first person that has asked me anything nicely, thank you for not jugding me.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #380
            Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

            Originally posted by Fallerup View Post
            I would prefer not to, but there isn't enough meat to go around, so to be able to be full, we eat blubber with the meat and potatoes.

            you know, you're the first person that has asked me anything nicely, thank you for not jugding me.
            If the real name of your Island is sheep island, why don't you eat sheep? Ever think or raising cows,pigs and chickens? Pork chops have to taste way better than whale blubber!

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            • Fallerup
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2010
              • 12

              #381
              Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              =Godlover102;538365]

              The name Pharaoh appears many times in the Holy Bible. Is it our fault you can not spell. You are not our neighbor, you live in the middle of the ocean, we live in Iowa.
              Why do you love sheep, thats sick.



              True Christians are with out sin!
              1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.




              I did not know you where a bunch of Catliks, you situation just went from bad to emanate destruction. Not a single Christian in the lot! God hates Catliks
              you are deluting yourself, nobody is without sin, thats why you pray and stuff right? If you were without sin, you had nothing to worry about and there wouldn't be any need for praying. for your information, you ignorant fool, we are protistants! Not childmolesting Catholics, that offer money for Gods service.

              the size of your ignorance shocks me you fail at life! But again, this will fall on deaf ears, as your religion and ignorance blinds you from the truth. If you really wanted, you could do some research and you would see that every village and town here has a Christian church, but you won't do that now will you? Because you know better, don't you?

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              • Godlover102
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2010
                • 9

                #382
                Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                James Dewitt
                The name Pharaoh appears many times in the Holy Bible. Is it our fault you can not spell. You are not our neighbor, you live in the middle of the ocean, we live in Iowa.
                Why do you love sheep, thats sick.
                I really dont care how many times the name Pharaoh appears in the Bible... it has nothing to do with Faroe Islands........ Second of all, no im not your neighbor, so maybe i misinterpreted the meaning for the commandment, so its OK to lie, just not to your neighbor? and he is lying to you all and aren't you his neighbor in Iowa?
                where did I say that we love sheep?
                I did not know you where a bunch of Catliks, you situation just went from bad to emanate destruction. Not a single Christian in the lot! God hates Catliks
                and where does it say that we are Catliks?

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78552

                  #383
                  Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                  Originally posted by Fallerup View Post
                  you are deluting yourself, nobody is without sin, thats why you pray and stuff right? If you were without sin, you had nothing to worry about and there wouldn't be any need for praying. for your information, you ignorant fool, we are protistants! Not childmolesting Catholics, that offer money for Gods service.

                  the size of your ignorance shocks me you fail at life! But again, this will fall on deaf ears, as your religion and ignorance blinds you from the truth. If you really wanted, you could do some research and you would see that every village and town here has a Christian church, but you won't do that now will you? Because you know better, don't you?
                  Stop right there, Nanook.

                  The Holy Bible says that True Christians(tm) are sin-free, praise Jesus.

                  Take a look at THIS.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #384
                    Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                    =Godlover102;538392]
                    where did I say that we love sheep?
                    you said that the name of your hell hole island was sheep island. I have to tell ya, sure sounds like you love sheep

                    and where does it say that we are Catliks?
                    Don't you worship some guy called Sain't oliveloaf, Cattliks worship Saints, not Christians, we stick with God and Jesus.

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                    • SheepIslands
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 12

                      #385
                      Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                      me + all the people on the FAROE ISLANDS aka SHEEP Islands are laughing at your hilarious LIES about us ! xD
                      I't fun to see people make fun of their selves !
                      I hooope this homepage is a BIG joke !
                      100% the funniest joke i've ever heard ! xD

                      go lie more about us ! do it ! it's entertaining .. then we don't get bored on the Faroe islands ! ;D

                      jou can just tell lies about us ! we don't freaking care because WE KNOW THE TRUTH ..

                      soo good luck making more fun of your selves ..

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                      • SheepIslands
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 12

                        #386
                        Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        =Godlover102;538392]
                        you said that the name of your hell hole island was sheep island. I have to tell ya, sure sounds like you love sheep

                        Don't you worship some guy called Sain't oliveloaf, Cattliks worship Saints, not Christians, we stick with God and Jesus.
                        who has ever said that we worship st. Olaf ? xD
                        we ARE NOT CATTLIKS !
                        we worship GOD AND JESUS !

                        just accept other christians people !!

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #387
                          Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                          If you're that bored on the Faroe Islands, then you should be spending more time reading your Bible.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #388
                            Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                            Originally posted by Godlover102 View Post

                            Our national day . Its named Òlavsøka,( Saint Olaf) and commemorates the death of Saint Olaf. The one who brought Christianity to the islands in 1020'.
                            /quit
                            Originally posted by SheepIslands View Post
                            who has ever said that we worship st. Olaf ? xD
                            we ARE NOT CATTLIKS !
                            we worship GOD AND JESUS !

                            just accept other christians people !!
                            You should be celebrating Jesus, He brought Christianity to the world, and not some Catlik named Oliveloaf! Little girl you really need to get right with Jesus.

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                            • SheepIslands
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 12

                              #389
                              Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              If you're that bored on the Faroe Islands, then you should be spending more time reading your Bible.

                              i can only say the same thing about you

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                              • Godlover102
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 9

                                #390
                                Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                                You should be celebrating Jesus, He brought Christianity to the world, and not some Catlik named Oliveloaf! Little girl you really need to get right with Jesus.
                                first of all we celebrate Olaf because he brought Christianity to us without him we would not have been a Christian nation... We do ofc. celebrate the day Jesus was brought to the world and when he died.

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