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  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716

    #391
    Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

    I have lost my zeal for God's destruction of the Faroe Islands after witnessing the spectacle of South Africa's sinfulness today. Why won't God make that nation a pile of smoking rubble?

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #392
      Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

      Originally posted by Godlover102 View Post
      first of all we celebrate Olaf because he brought Christianity to us without him we would not have been a Christian nation... We do ofc. celebrate the day Jesus was brought to the world and when he died.
      Well arent you special, 2 entire days out of 365. Woman, we praise Jesus every day, 24 hours a day! When I sleep I dream of Jesus. Get on board with Jesus, and ride the escalator to Heaven or ride the buss to HELL

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      • SheepIslands
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2010
        • 12

        #393
        Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        You should be celebrating Jesus, He brought Christianity to the world, and not some Catlik named Oliveloaf! Little girl you really need to get right with Jesus.



        i just said we don't worship st. Olaf, but we worship God and Jesus, every day ,every hour, every minute, and every single second of our lives
        just accept that !

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #394
          Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

          Originally posted by SheepIslands View Post
          i just said we don't worship st. Olaf, but we worship God and Jesus, every day ,every hour, every minute, and every single second of our lives
          just accept that !
          Do you now, so you follow the Bible do ya. Tell me what does God say about eating fish with out scales and fins?
          Are you a real Christian or a fluffy bunny false Christian.
          It is time to man up and do as God tells you.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22369

            #395
            Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

            Originally posted by SheepIslands View Post
            i can only say the same thing about you
            Yes you could. But Brother Nobar would be right and you would be completely totally and utterly wrong.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #396
              Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

              I can always trust COM to add wisdom to the conversation. Your logic is infallible.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Godlover102
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2010
                • 9

                #397
                Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                bah who are we trying to fool!!! your right, we hate jebus and this so called God your talking about. We all are sinner's and deserve to burn in hell!!!
                but that doesn't change the fact that mr alex lied about the name Faroe Islands comes from Egypt, and therefore I'll see you in hell motherfucker

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                • Fallerup
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 12

                  #398
                  Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  You should be celebrating Jesus, He brought Christianity to the world, and not some Catlik named Oliveloaf! Little girl you really need to get right with Jesus.
                  We celebrate Christmas, and every other Christian holiday, however, we also celebrate the King Olav 2 days a year for what he did.

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  If the real name of your Island is sheep island, why don't you eat sheep? Ever think or raising cows,pigs and chickens? Pork chops have to taste way better than whale blubber!
                  we eat sheep, cows, pork and chickens too, just like you do, we even eat turkey, thats just a bit more rare here than there. My Grandfather is a farmer, he has raised sheep and cows and such as long as I can remember, DO NOT assume we only eat the stuff you think we do. In fact, I can assure you, I eat the whole sheep, not just the body, unlike you. the only thing thats not eatable are the legs and private parts (balls if you will). head, guts, liver, heart, ribs.. everything gets eaten. The way you eat it is wasteful compaired to how we eat it, so stop right there!

                  as I told you James... we are Protistants, not catholics. Catholic priests are nasty, they abuse little boys. Again, if you did some research you would know that.

                  Pastor... did you read the rest of my text? you read the first line and decided to quote the whole thing.

                  it is my wish that everyone could live in harmony, despite the difference in belief, but that's the kind of things only dreams are made of, it will never happen because of ignorance.

                  Amen! (my favourite word from the bible).

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                  • johannes111
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                    • Jun 2010
                    • 1

                    #399
                    Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                    Hi
                    I'm from the Faroe Islands and I think it's sad and at the same time, amusing to read this thread. I mean, you have long debate's about a subject that doesn't have one single fact right! exept for the population (50.000) I can honestly not find one single truth in your accusations.

                    You even got the wrong flag hehe..

                    1. first of all. The name Faroe Islands has nothing to do with the Egyptian "Faroe"

                    2. We only have one religion in the faroe islands.. And YES we are christians

                    You are talking about the national holliday "onan's vodka"????? I have no Idea were you got that name from we have no such holliday..

                    All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances

                    I was almost rowling on the floor in lafther when I read this I wonder where you get this stof from. I mean, is it all your imagination?? have you read it somewhere?? NOT TRUE ok.

                    Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands. The Faroes are one of the few nations that has absolutely no laws regarding the prohibition of alchohol and they even encourage their children to drink on their national masturbating holiday

                    The truth is, that we have very strict laws when it comes to alcohol. Stores are not even allowed to sell alcohol. ....encourage over children to drink. Come on man.. How dumb are you!

                    ..the fact is:

                    We have no military or armed forces.. We have no guns. we have virtualy no crime. we do not even have to lock our houses or cars at night because, as I sad no crime.

                    May God foregive you for your lies.

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #400
                      Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                      Originally posted by johannes111 View Post
                      Hi
                      I'm from the Faroe Islands and I think it's sad and at the same time, amusing to read this thread. I mean, you have long debate's about a subject that doesn't have one single fact right!
                      Look, Yohan, I really sympathize with you. I know how ashamed you must be to be from one of the smallest and most corrupt countries (if you can even call it a country) in the whole world. I know how bad you want our facts to be incorrect, and you want your fantasy to be real. I really feel bad for you, I do. And I feel bad for all the other corrupt and filthy sinners who surround you, slathering eachother in atheistic mucous and ectoplasmic demon jizz. But you can't expect real people like us to unlearn all that we know about that Hellhole and just accept what you have to tell us. You have to learn to seperate fantasy from reality.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Felicity
                        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 4834

                        #401
                        Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                        @johannes111 Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

                        Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

                        If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
                        I Jesus!

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                        • Ragnar
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                          • Jun 2010
                          • 8

                          #402
                          Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                          Where are the sources to these so called fact's about our country (If you can call it a country)? seriously where did you read them or who told you?

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                          • Brother Alex
                            True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                            Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                            A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 860

                            #403
                            Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                            Originally posted by Ragnar View Post
                            Where are the sources to these so called fact's about our country (If you can call it a country)? seriously where did you read them or who told you?
                            The Holy Bible, Authorized King James Version of 1611.
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                            8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                            The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                            (Psalm 9:17)

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                            • Ragnar
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                              • Jun 2010
                              • 8

                              #404
                              Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                              Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                              The Holy Bible, Authorized King James Version of 1611.
                              So you have read that the the Holy Bible say's:
                              1. The name of the Faroe Islands is derived from the name of the Godless ruler of Egypt whom God cursed for persecuting Moses and his people. "And the LORD plagued Pharaoh and his house with great plagues..." (Genesis 12:17)
                              2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities. "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;" (Leviticus 21:18-20)

                              3. Due to their laziness, the Faroese nation has no official government. As a result they have been put under the dictatorship of Queen Margrethe II of the Godless Kingdom of Denmark. "The desire of the slothful killeth him; for his hands refuse to labour." (Proverbs 21:25)

                              4. There is not a single Christian person living in the Faroes. They hate Jesus and either worship Satan or his granny, the Queen of Denmark. "The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God." (Psalm 9:17)

                              5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator. "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also."(Genesis 38:9-10)

                              6. All the Faroese people are practitioners of witchcraft and regularly summon demons with their satanic chants and dances."Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live." (Exodus 22:18)

                              7. Alcoholism is a growing problem in the Faroe Islands. The Faroes are one of the few nations that has absolutely no laws regarding the prohibition of alchohol and they even encourage their children to drink on their national masturbating holiday. "For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags." (Proverbs 23:21)

                              8. The Faroese coat of arms shows a picture of a ram which is a clear reference to their approval of bestiality. "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death." (Exodus 22:19)
                              Can you please tell me where... If you find a scripture, I will start reading the Holy Bible KJV today. If not then please tell me where you got those "fact's" about our Island's

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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #405
                                Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                                They teach you guys wrong apostrophes, too? Or, are you from England?
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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