[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

The Pharaoh Islands? What do these people work at the Luxor Hotel in Los Vegas. Who comes up with these country names.

[Aleifr]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I'm 100% faroese, and I can confirm all of these great atrocities. It is not uncommon for people to procreate within the same genepool, this infact is the origin of many of todays illnesses worldwide. Africans are defenceless to much of this, and alas they are the ones that are affected the most. This is seen in the cleft lip and palate deformity and so on.

Most faroese are heathen pagans. As such they practice horrendous rituals such as burning of the witches, which are chosen rather arbitrarily. Often they are chosen as they suggest normal things such as vitamin C and such normal things. Meanwhile the men practise shamanism in its most vulgar and atrocious meaning.

I am convinced that if we do not rid the world of these heathens (excluding me ofcourse), the hellfire shall rain upon us, and we shall never see the light that is Jesus. Fear not lest you shall be judged by this, for the cause is just.

Also, i herd u liek Jesus



Eg eri føroying annars, vissi tit ivast.

[Nobar King]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Well, it appears that the Faroe islands are slightly more civilized than the savage eskimos of Iceland.

[Sometimes...]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

omg... hopefully this entire thread is joke, or Jesus, the leader of compasion, sence, and love, is thinkin "didnt I make my self clear enough!?".
Cut the mindless braind firestarter hate...

I´v only been member of this forum for 20min, and it was the most shocking and wasted 20min of my life...

Have a great life, cause that is all your gonna have.

Jesus FTW

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

First off all the name of the country is not related to the Pharaoh of Egypt. Actually the Faroe Islands, do have alot of sheep, when the Islands where first discovered by scandinavians, they noticed how many sheeps there were. Sheeps are in many scandinavian languages called far (får), and that is where the name comes from.

So you named your country after your lust for sheep? Even Pharaoh would find that disgusting.

2nd, The only known illnesses known in the Faroe Islands due to inbred is CTD, and is a heart condition, not a mental illness.. however there are verry few inhabitants in the Faroe Islands, that suffer from this illness

Nice try, Nanook, but you won't fool me. As a Real Scientist™ I know for a fact that about 80 percent of your nation is suffering from serious retardations due to your hatred for Christ.

3rd, that is not true, the the goverment of the Faroe Islands, makes their own laws.. but however they are under the Danish constitution.

Letting the demon granny of Denmark control your government is just more proof of your nation's laziness.

Proverbs 12:24: The hand of the diligent shall bear rule: but the slothful shall be under tribute.

4th, Actually there are MANY christian in the Faroe Islands, in fact there is not one city or village in the Faroe Islands, that does not have a christian church.
Also there are many baptist churces, in fact many believe that the christians have too much power in the Faroe Islands, f.ex. is it forbidden to watch or sell porn in the Faroe Islands, also there are no brothels or strip clubs, bars are not allowed to have open sunday night ect.. compared to many other countries, the laws of the Faroe Islands, are verry strict.

Don't insult my intelligence. Even your country's largest village is named after a pagan demon. Why do you hate Jesus so much?

5th, The Faroese national day is called Ólavsøka.
The literal meaning is St. Olaf's Wake or vigilia sancti Olavi in Latin, from Saint Olaf's death at the Battle of Stiklestad in 1030 (see Olsok).

Why do you name your national holiday after a Biblical masturbator?

6th, Witchcraft and the summoning of deamons does not exist in the Faroe Islands! that is not arguable.

This seems pretty satanic to me and it's clearly not Christian.

7th, Alcoholism is not a growing problem in the Faroe Islands.
There is only one place in the capital city of Torshavn, where you can buy alcohol.. The laws in the Faroe Islands are more strict on that side, than in other country, also you must have turned 18 to buy alcohol.

I can't see there's a need for more than one liquor store to get the whole nation drunk in one day.

8th, The Faroe Islands does not have a coat of arms, neither do they have an army.

A country having its own coat of arms is not the same as having an army. Unlike the United States of America, you faroes are too weak to have an army and we all know that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_the_Faroe_Islands

The Ram is a symbol of what the people there have been living of the last hundred years, sheeps.

So you admit that you people practice bestiality? You guys are more disgusting than I thought.

Exodus 22:19: Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

If you accept Jesus now as your Lord and Savior and repent of your sins, He might eventually forgive your descendants.

Deuteronomy 23:3: ...even to their tenth generation shall they not enter into the congregation of the LORD for ever:

As for you, Enjoy Hell. Me and Jesus will have a good laugh watching you burn.

Proverbs 1:25-30: But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you. Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me: For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD: They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.

YIC,
Brother Alex

[Rebuko the Clown]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

What the hell are the Faroe Islands? Is that something out of one of Tolkien's satanic scripture? How can God hate something that doesn't exist?

[bjarnason]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

@Brother Alex,

The sheeps in the Faroe Islands, is what people here where living of, FOOD... dont try to patrionize me, but slipping words like Lust into this setence out of nowhere.

2nd I dont know who you think you are fooling... previously you claimed to be a flag expert, now a Real Scientist .. ?? LOL ... you gotta be kidding me... 80 % suffer from retardations ?? What is this shit ?? where do you get these numbers ?? From your own scientistbrain ?? What a joke.

3rd, i can partially agree to that.

4th, Dont insult your intelligence ?? What intelligence man ?? you do not have proof of anything you write here... everything is bullshit.. you have never been to the faroe islands... the majority of the people in the faroe islands are christians, f.eks do almost 70% of all people here get baptised in the church.

5th, was the king of norway a biblical masturbator ?? can you show me where that is written.

6th is that satanic.

7th the ram is a symol of a sheep, people here have been feeding of sheeps the last hundred years... nothing whit bestiality to do..

I hope you one day will see the light brother alex... you clearly are a mentally drained person, i dont know if you were bullied in school, but someting went wrong in your childhood..

Sitting here and claiming that you know a whole lot of things about a whole lot of things, is just redicilus when you are on the mental stage with a 6 years old.

All the best in the future, and hopefully you get rid of your mental illness soon..

[Doctor]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

[QUOTE=Brother Alex;535891]So you named your country after your lust for sheep? Even Pharaoh would find that disgusting.

..Wrong. Sheeps must be in your fantasi, and i do not wanna hear anything more about your fantasies, please.


Nice try, Nanook, but you won't fool me. As a Real Scientist™ I know for a fact that about 80 percent of your nation is suffering from serious retardations due to your hatred for Christ.

No, wrong, but you are surely a retard - not a Scientist.


Don't insult my intelligence. Even your country's largest village is named after a pagan demon. Why do you hate Jesus so much?

Wrong again. Theres only yourself here to insult your intelligence.


Why do you name your national holiday after a Biblical masturbator?

Wrong! You must surely know a lot about mastubation. Get a grip.


This seems pretty satanic to me and it's clearly not Christian.

Only the way you write to people is satanic


I can't see there's a need for more than one liquor store to get the whole nation drunk in one day.

Yeah, but how could you know anything about that?



A country having its own coat of arms is not the same as having an army. Unlike the United States of America, you faroes are too weak to have an army and we all know that.

If Your army is so fantastic, Why do you not catch Osama Bin Laden then??

A theres almost not a fat person in the Faroes island, because they do not eat and live unhealthy like almost all amerikans do.

Last but not least, it should not be legal for an evil retard like you to get acces to the internet at all!

[hateFO]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

HAHA, this page must be a joke ! I truly hope, that you guys aren't serious

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

HAHA, this page must be a joke ! I truly hope, that you guys aren't serious

We are very serious! You have two options here. Take it very serious as well, or burn in Hell for all eternity!

One think I am wondering about. How did you get this message on the Internet? Did you sent it by Pidgin to a friend in Norway who has an Internet connection?

[Brother Alex]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

<hateful gibberish removed>

5th, was the king of norway a biblical masturbator ?? can you show me where that is written.

<hateful gibberish removed>

The king of Norway's name isn't Onan, it's Harald. I'm talking about Onan, the sinner who angered the Lord by spilling his seed.

Genesis 38:9-10: And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

[WrahWrah]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

The king of Norway's name isn't Onan, it's Harald. I'm talking about Onan, the sinner who angered the Lord by spilling his seed.

Genesis 38:9-10: And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.

Onan has nothing to do with the Faroe Islands. The faroese national holiday Ólavsøka/Olai/Olsok/St. Olaf's Wake, is named after St. Olaf, a king that reigned in Norway.

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Onan has nothing to do with the Faroe Islands. The faroese national holiday Ólavsøka/Olai/Olsok/St. Olaf's Wake, is named after St. Olaf, a king that reigned in Norway.

Why does this holiday have so many names? How long is it? All year long?

No wonder it's such a miserable place. Nobody does a lick of work and every body blows their government handouts on booze and silly party hats.


Judgmentally Yours,

Handmaiden

[WrahWrah]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Why does this holiday have so many names? How long is it? All year long?

No wonder it's such a miserable place. Nobody does a lick of work and every body blows their government handouts on booze and silly party hats.


Judgmentally Yours,

Handmaiden

It only has one name. As I assume not many of you understand Faroese or even know a thing about the country, I just tried to make it easier, and translated it. You see, in faroese, it's Ólavsøka, in Danish it's Olai, in norwegian it's Olsok and translated into english it would be St.Olaf's Wake. Ólavsøka itself is the 29th of July I belief - so no, it does not last all year long.

Nobody does a lick of work? All money used on booze and party hats? I dont know where you got that idea from, but it clearly shows you don't know a thing about the Faroe Islands. I don't blame you though - it is a small country afterall.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Nobody does a lick of work? All money used on booze and party hats? I dont know where you got that idea from, but it clearly shows you don't know a thing about the Faroe Islands. I don't blame you though - it is a small country afterall.

I'll tell you who doesn't do a lick of work; your football team. Is this what you call a world cup attempt? I bet all the other teams were overwhelmed with joy when they found out they would be playing against a team of inbreds who would probably turn up to the match drunk!

Serbia 10 7 1 2 22 8 22
France 10 6 3 1 18 9 21
Austria 10 4 2 4 14 15 14
Lithuania 10 4 0 6 10 11 12
Romania 10 3 3 4 12 18 12
Faroe Isl. 10 1 1 8 5 20 4


That's 4 points! From 10 matches! You couldn't even beat France, who are basically guaranteed to give up at the first sign of an offensive! I guess the reason nobody has heard of your molehill in the sea is because you can't even beat Lithuania's eastern European scum.