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  • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    A small quote from the internet: “There is a small, scrappy university in the Faroes, called Fróðskaparsetur Føroya. […] It has three faculties: Faroese Language and Literature, Science and Technology, and History and Social Sciences.”

    I do not see a faculty for “Christian Studies” or “Theology” or “The Life of Christ” etc. Why would God love such a place?

    because we don't tell such lies about other countries, like this forum :3

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    • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

      Hi,
      After reading this page, I just had to register so I could have a say in this.
      I am myself from the Faroe Islands and the things said on this page are incorrect.
      1: The name, Faroe Islands, was given to our beautiful islands when a munk came travelling to them a long time ago. It comes from the old nordic word for sheep, since this munk saw so many sheep on the islands (and we still have a lot of them).
      2: Yes we are only about 48.000 people on the islands, but no we have some how managed to keep the inbreeding at bay. We have several sources of ancesters (Norweigian, Irish, Scottish and so on).
      3: The Faroe Islands ended under Danish rule after several wars and disputes a long time ago. Today, we try very hard to prepare ourselves for the day we gain independants from Denmark, and have taken over the governing of several areas like primary education and the church.
      4: The Faroe Islands are a Christian country. Our state religion is Christianity. We have even built our laws and legislation on the 10 commandment.
      5: Our national holiday is Ólavsøka, named after the great King Olaf of Norway. King Olaf made sure that all of Norway and the Faroe Islands was turned to Christianity.
      6: I have never know any one to perform witchcraft or any other ritualistic things in the Faroe Islands.
      7: Alcoholism is a growing concern in the Faroe Islands, like it is in most other countries. The law says that no person under the age of 18 is allowed to buy alcohol, and we have a monopolized sale of alcohol. You have to go in to a special store to buy it, and there are about 6 of these stores spread about in on the islands.
      8: The Ram on our coat of honour is a symbol of the sheep we have on the Faroe Islands. They used to be our main source of income way back in the day.

      And to note on the comments on our flag, it has a white base with a red cross that is lined with blue.

      i know this is a long text, but I just felt that I had to say something. hopefully you have found it educating.

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      • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

        First off all, thats not the correct flag!

        1.NAME IS NOT GIVEN BY EGYPT, faroe and PHAROE have NOTHING in common!

        2. GO FUCK YOUR SELFS, WE ARE NOT 50000 RETARDS!!

        4. WE DONT HATE JESUS OR GOD, WE HAVE MANY CHURHES!!!

        5. ONAN'S VOKA AS YOU CALL IT IS NOT, I REPEAT, IS NOT TO CELEBRATE SOME MASTURBATOR!!!!!!

        6. YEAH RIGHT!? ARE YOU STUPID RETARDS?

        7, YOU HAVE TO BE 18 TO DRINK AND BUY ALCOHOL IN THE FAROES, AND NO WE DO NOT ENCOURAGE OUR CHILDREN TO DRINK!!!

        AND UNLIKE AMERICA, WE ARE NOT IN WAR!!!



        YOU STUPID SHITHEADS!!!

        GOD LOVES EVERYONE OF US!

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        • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

          Originally posted by Trondurfuglo View Post

          YOU STUPID SHITHEADS!!!

          GOD LOVES EVERYONE OF US!
          Such potty mouth! Don't you know God will judge you for that?

          Matthew 12:36-37 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
          For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

            Originally posted by Trondurfuglo View Post
            WE ARE NOT 50000 RETARDS!!
            This is so funny! Thank you for making my day.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

              Photograph from the Faroe Island's doctor:

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              Yes, there is a church in the Faroes, but I bet it is 200 years since anyone went there!

              Magnus' church, Streymoy-Kirkjubour

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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                They don't even have a flag?
                They do have a flag! Like all scandinavian contries they have a crossflag!

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                • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                  Originally posted by Dane/Vikingpride!!!! View Post
                  They do have a flag! Like all scandinavian contries they have a crossflag!
                  No they don't. And how anyone could be proud to be a Dane is beyond me.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    Photograph from the Faroe Island's doctor:

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                    Yes, there is a church in the Faroes, but I bet it is 200 years since anyone went there!

                    Magnus' church, Streymoy-Kirkjubour

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                    ohh so funny!!! we have more then one church you know!! people go there EVERY SUNDAY! and we have youth churches! and thats NOT a photo from a faroese doctor!

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                      No they don't. And how anyone could be proud to be a Dane is beyond me.
                      YES WE DO HAVE A FLAG, GO LOOK IT UP, YOU GRUMPY OLD MAN!!

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                      • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                        Yes, yes, the flag's here! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...74&postcount=1
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          Such potty mouth! Don't you know God will judge you for that?

                          Matthew 12:36-37 But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.
                          For by thy words thou shalt be justified, and by thy words thou shalt be condemned.
                          im saved, you know, and god will judge me for calling you shitheads ? god loves everyone of us! and why are you telling the world lies about our country ?

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                            Originally posted by Trondurfuglo View Post
                            im saved, you know, and god will judge me for calling you shitheads ? god loves everyone of us! and why are you telling the world lies about our country ?
                            If you are " saved" then how could you make such an absurd statement like " God loves everyone of us" .
                            You don't even have a Bible do you?
                            Why did you call us @#*# heads, I don't have fecal matter on my head.

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                            • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              If you are " saved" then how could you make such an absurd statement like " God loves everyone of us" .
                              You don't even have a Bible do you?
                              Why did you call us @#*# heads, I don't have fecal matter on my head.
                              Please tell me sir, why god doesnt love everyone of us ?

                              and why are you telling lies about our country ?

                              and im sorry for calling you shitheads, i was just upset about the lies you are telling the world about our country!

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                              • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                                Originally posted by Trondurfuglo View Post
                                Please tell me sir, why god doesnt love everyone of us ?


                                and im sorry for calling you shitheads, i was just upset about the lies you are telling the world about our country!
                                My foolish Turdfungalo God Hates sinners as well as the sin. Here are a few more examples.

                                Leviticus 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

                                Leviticus 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.

                                Deuteronomy 32:19 And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.

                                Psalm 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

                                Psalm 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.

                                Psalm 10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.

                                Psalm 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

                                Psalm 53:5 There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them.

                                Psalm 73:20 As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image.

                                Psalm 78:59 When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:

                                Psalm 106:40 Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance.

                                Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

                                Proverbs 22:14 The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.

                                Lamentations 2:6 And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest.

                                Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

                                Zechariah 11:8 Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me.

                                Malachi 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

                                Romans 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.


                                and why are you telling lies about our country ?
                                What lies?

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