[krunsch]

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But, come on; admit it. It would be nice wouldn't it. The Landsers marching, Deutchland Uber Alles on every lip, enough living room, finally get the Jews once and for all.

We know what you people will get up to. Why do you think we still have an army stationed in your country?

I don't know. Your soldiers are paid by your government, yet they spend your taxpayers money (yes exactly, the money you, who is sitting behind the computer) in our shops and keep our economy going. There were actually plans to withdraw the American soldiers from Germany and our Governemt wasn't too hapy about it because guess what? We want your taxpayer's money.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Shocking news from Sweden sure to enrage any True Christian™ believer

WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A REAL TRUE CHRISTIAN™!!!!!

http://www.thelocal.se/50858/

Pastor dons antlers for Swedish elk hunt sermon


Parishioners in central Sweden got a shock earlier this week when the female pastor and newly licenced hunter conducting the town's annual "elk hunt sermon" appeared wearing some unusual headwear.

This week, tens of thousands of elk hunters have decamped to the Swedish wilderness in hopes of snagging their own king of the forest as Sweden's elk hunting kicked off on Monday.

Keeping with a long-standing tradition, parishioners filled the pews at the Tveta Church in Värmland County on the eve of the hunt to hear the annual "elk hunt sermon".

And it didn't take long for the 30 to 40 hunters and accompanying family members to realize that this year's sermon would hold something different.

Before guests even had a chance to get comfortable in the benches at the centuries-old wooden church, pastor Maria Carlsson emerged wearing a plush elk head complete with antlers.

"I've been thinking about it all autumn. I wanted to do something fun and a little different," she told The Local on Thursday.

It wasn't long after completing classes to acquire her licence last summer that aspiring hunter put in her request to preach at the annual elk hunt service.

"I really wanted it. I'm the only active pastor in the area who is also a licenced hunter, so it seemed fitting," Carlsson explained.

Her inspiration for the sermon came as she was strolling through the streets in Uppsala, where she was taking classes at the Church of Sweden's Pastoral Institute.

"I saw this elk mask in a costume shop and then it hit me, 'That's it! That's what I'm going to do.'," she recalled.

When she readied herself to preach to the congregation on Sunday night, Carlsson wasn't nervous about what she was going to say.

"But it was sort of hard to see with the mask on my head, so I was a big concerned I might trip and fall," she said.

The stunt proved a hit with those who had come to the church looking for some spiritual guidance ahead of the big hunt.

IN PICTURES: Images from the sermon and the hunt

"There was a fair amount of laughter in the pews," Martin Wester, one of the hunters on hand for the elk hunt sermon, told The Local.

"It was certainly a different approach to the blessing, but think it was very well received. It made people think a bit."

Carlsson explained that the mask was part of her attempt to impersonate and elk and offer a sermon from an elk's perspective to the hunters gathered before her.

"I wanted to drive home the importance of being thankful for all of God's fantastic natural creations and that it's important to be thankful even if things look bleak," she said.

She admitted that it wasn't easy to exude an optimistic view of life as an elk preparing to be in the crosshairs of Swedish hunters.

"I told a story about an African chieftain who had a friend that always looked on the bright side of things," she said, adding that the story comes from a book entitled Det är aldrig kört ('It's never over') that includes a number of uplifting tales.

According to the story, after accidentally shooting off the chieftain's finger, the friend remains adamant that the incident is a good thing. His optimism is proven justified later when cannibals they two encounter later opt not to eat them because the chieftain's thumb is missing.

"I wanted people should be careful and thankful as they embarked on their hunts; that they should be sure of their shots before pulling the trigger," said Carlsson.

SEE ALSO: Swedish hunter fells massive albino elk

Following the sermon, Carlsson joined an 11-person elk hunting team that took the woods near her home in Långserud, 30 kilometres north of Tveta.

And much to her delight, Carlsson managed to shoot an elk of her own on Thursday morning.

The beast had been hit first by shots from a fellow hunter, but continued to charge in the pastor's direction.

"I didn't think I'd get a chance, but it kept coming toward me. I didn't really think much. I just raised my gun and fired," she said.

While the elk's appearance in her sights may not have been a sign from God following her sermon, Carlsson didn't completely discount the possibility of divine intervention.

"I had prayed that I'd be able to shoot an elk on my first hunt, so in a way, my prayers were answered," she said.

While the antlers of the 200-kilogramme elk went to her colleague, Carlsson was thrilled to be able to take home the elk's heart.

"I'm hoping to be able to have it smoked," she added.

Yet another proof that Sweden worships SATAN, this time in the form of a witch priestess dressed as a horned moose demon.

We all know that women (except Sarah Palin) can't shoot, which makes it obvious that it was SATAN who answered her prayers!!!

[Alvin Moss]

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I've seen pictures of Wiccans dancing around wearing robes and antlers. There is just no telling what these Norwegians are up to.

First of all, they have a woman who calls herself a Pastor. That is red flag enough and they are likely Lutherans to boot.

However, I must admit that it is all a little much for me. Even the Lutherans don't have Moose Women for Pastors. Why does she need that costume? Are they Mooselims?

[Sweden2]

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Hi again. well let me defend my country. first of all. The flag you have there is a Danish flag.
The evil book that IKEA gives out every year is the IKEA catalog which shows IKEA's products, not to evil (until you trying to assemble the furniture).
Agnetha Fältskog did not introduce bum sex. people have been doing that since the beginning of man.
Åke Green killed his first wife and his second, that is why he is in prison.
True we do have the Gay Pride, but so does America. The Swedish Church is however only one of many types of Churches in Sweden and yes only 2% of the population attends that church even if 80% of the people pays tax for the church.
What else. I forgot.
I have been going to church all my life and never seen anything sexual or inappropriate behavior.
Ingvar Kamprad was a Nazi (never took a life or helped the nazis), but thought it through and apologized for it. And IKEA has nothing to do with Ingvar Kamprad or Nazi Germany today.


come over and see for your self. God has blessed our country more than any other the last couple of years. You remember the recession, sweden did not get it, everything just got cheaper. We have no poverty in our country and everyone is free to believe in whatever god they will.. Only God will judge us.

We look upon our neighbors with love and respect. and everyone is welcome.

We do however still have our balls. And the Swedish women dont travel the world and trying to sleep with everyone. most swedes keep to scandinavians because we are raised with a good hart, not judging others and good looking.

if i missed something from the 10 things god told you he hated about us, well let me know and I'm sure I can give you the truth. dont forget It's a sin to lie.

[James Hutchins]

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Hi again. well let me .... tl;dr..... lie.
.

Don't you have some death store to sweep up?

[Sweden2]

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We follow the Bible because it is Gods Word. We choose to.

For a person who claims to be smart, going to Hell willingly seems pretty dumb.

Saying to a person that don't believe in hell, that he/she are going to hell is like saying "don't do that, you will be run over by a unicorn"

Just saying that if we are talking intellect here..

[Cranky Old Man]

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Saying to a person that don't believe in hell, that he/she are going to hell is like saying "don't do that, you will be run over by a unicorn" Just saying that if we are talking intellect here..

So if you cross a highway in a potato bag, not believing in cars, you won't get killed...

(waiting a minute for his slow brain to process that)

So if you are a sinner, not believing in Hell, you won't get burned...

(waiting another minute for his slow brain to process that)

Now go pray to Jesus and ask for His forgiveness before it is too late!

[Basilissa]

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Saying to a person that don't believe in hell, that he/she are going to hell is like saying "don't do that, you will be run over by a unicorn"

What do you have against unicorns?

Job 39:9-12
9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
11 Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him?
12 Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Saying to a person that don't believe in hell, that he/she are going to hell is like saying "don't do that, you will be run over by a unicorn"

I don't know anyone who wouldn't appreciate a heads-up for impending danger.

[truebillybob]

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@Cranky Old Man I am so glad to be an American!

so your glad to be in the fattest 23rd free-est new zealand is first Australia is second fastest dying economy in the world with 35% being 25% of your population most of which are white of the worlds prison population with 50% of criminals being christian as well has having a poor healthcare system and having the most homeless in the developed world....

yeah cos that sounds GREAT.......

[Zechariah Smyth]

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so your glad to be in the fattest 23rd free-est new zealand is first Australia is second fastest dying economy in the world with 35% being 25% of your population most of which are white of the worlds prison population with 50% of criminals being christian as well has having a poor healthcare system and having the most homeless in the developed world....

yeah cos that sounds GREAT.......

Wait: wasn't your country founded by criminals and abos?



Seems weird for you to be complaining about stuff like that...

[truebillybob]

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Wait: wasn't your country founded by criminals and abos?



Seems weird for you to be complaining about stuff like that...

first nothing wrong with modern or abos from 100 years ago 1900-2000 most of them were alcoholics and drug users but now its different

whats worse than criminals oh i know slavers.....must i go on?hippocrit.....

[Attila's Wife]

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whats worse than criminals oh i know slavers.....must i go on?hippocrit.....

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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so your glad to be in the fattest 23rd free-est new zealand is first Australia is second fastest dying economy in the world with 35% being 25% of your population most of which are white of the worlds prison population with 50% of criminals being christian as well has having a poor healthcare system and having the most homeless in the developed world....

yeah cos that sounds GREAT.......

Friend, there are no homeless in God's America. Just pedestrians.

[Alvin Moss]

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We do however still have our balls. And the Swedish women dont travel the world and trying to sleep with everyone.

Presumably, the lack of travel opportunities for Swedish women explains the large number of darkies that you have let in your country. All that fornication with negroes and arabs will put an end to blond hair and blue eyes in a few more years. You will all look like Somali pirates instead of Vikings.