[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

That makes me curious: which passport do they use when they want to get out of their hellholes and travel into the civilized world (or just to Europe)?

I don't think they need passports, Sister, as long as they stay within the Disunited Union of Europe. I suppose it might be a problem if they wanted to go to Norway? But, bad as things are for them, literally nobody in the entire world is so desperate as to go there.

Fortunately, these islanders can no longer infest Britain with their fermented fishy odors.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Didn't Norway use to be part of Sweden?

Yes it was. Then, Swedes realized they could not stand fermented cod fish breath of Norwegians and told them to stay away.

[Didymus Much]

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Yes it was. Then, Swedes realized they could not stand fermented cod fish breath of Norwegians and told them to stay away.

[Swedish courtier] Sire, the Norwegians are revolting.


[Carl Gustav or something] Tell me about it.

[MitzaLizalor]

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if they wanted to go to Norway

Ar - I can actually answer that. They would travel north. Eventually they'd arrive in Lapland. Neither the Finns nor the Norwegians want to be seen as less accommodating to the Lapps than the other. Imagine you're a Lapp. Your world has Left and Right but no Up. There is a Down, populated by philistines who can't even decide what their own countries are called from one millennium to the next, Sweden being one of them, where "shops" exist (and other facilities) so that migrating south yields occasional benefits worth the effort. The first city you come to will know where you've come from [writes in book: arrived from Lapland] and acknowledges you as such. You're made welcome perhaps similar to a Shetlander visiting Scotland. Now whether that Shetlander came from Fair Isle or even The Orkneys is immaterial since Scotland considers them all to be Scots. You're in the same felicitous situation; having descended into Norway or "Down" being a Lapp etc.

I hope that addresses the question.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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Good News! Sweden has elected a right wing government, which means that they've finally understood that God hates them and they need to repent.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Was Sweden ever anything other that protestant?

[Basilissa]

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Was Sweden ever anything other that protestant?

Somehow I don't think the Swiss Vikings were protestants...

[MitzaLizalor]

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I'm not sure whether it was called Sweden then. Denmark I think. Or Finland. Norwegia? Who knows. But even if they weren't Protestant, Lutheran, Anglican, types of established Churches, and that included Odin, Thor et al., I guess having once entered an Anglican building, they weren't Baptists, which is a type of Chapel, not established.

How did the heretic Charlemagne get on there?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I always mix up Switzerland with Swaziland. Which is the one the British invaded and massacred all the people? I know it's not much to go on.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Isn't that Austria? Infidels from the east or south or wherever they came from tried too – but didn't get very far. Vienna or Madrid, somewhere like that.

[Phil Ander]

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Sweden has a vegetable named after it. I hate vegetables - especially swedes
I am a good buddy with God since I read, love, and obey the whole KJV Bible
q.e.d. GOD HATES SWEDEN

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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Was Sweden ever anything other that protestant?

Considering that they opposed Saint Olaf way of preaching the Gospel, they definitely were always protestant. But pheraps they are starting to see the light.