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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!
So many things to point out...
First things first, I am British. Secondly, I did not read the comments because it will no doubt be filled with somebody denying what is said then other people coming back with retarded posts. Thirdly, I have not posted in the introductions yet, I know, but that is only because the way I am posting I know I will be banned soon anyway. Fourthly, RULE BRITANNIA.
Right, now we have that out the way:
1) Crappy TV? Is that really the number one reason we're all damned?
2) You say we are communistic in our health care approach then quote the bible saying that we should do right by ill people and you say we don't do enough? The hypocrisy in this statement is astounding.
3) Beatles were earlier than beach boys by a year.
4) God hates us because of our terrible movies? I'm sure if the lord has bigger fish to fry (that is if he even exists)
5) There is no convention in the supermarkets. Clearly you are making up whatever you like here, which is not surprising. Oh and also we don't decide that it's better to drive on the left, it's just conventional to do it this way.
6) Not sure how your quote works here... But it's all immigrants, not just denying christians.
7) Again the quote doesn't fit. Also I hold a season ticket to see my favourite footbal team (yes football not soccer, we invented it, we named it you deviated from it because... Well I don't know why, probably because your retarded brains couldn't handle it)
8) BAHAHAHAHA! You're actually serious? Only 1 of those papers has page 3 girls and besides, young children wouldn't be looking at newspapers anyway! It's not pornography anyway. Why do you have to reduce every artwork of the female form to pornography? Many renaissance paintings praising christianity (some even posted on this very site) have topless women and aren't hailed as pornography.
9) Nice proof. You are literally pulling stuff out of your ass in a desperate bid to sound better (and somehow you made it work. Kudos)
10) This has to be the most hypocritical thing yet. You're saying WE are obese drunkards relying on other countries? Youre country is bankrupt and owned by the federal reserve and you are officially the most obese country on Earth. Do us all a favour and wipe yourselves out of the gene pool.
A few more notes: You're all from Britain. If we're stupid, you must be stupid too. The only way that wouldn't be the case is if you evolved away from that, but you don't believe in evolution!
British people actually have good oral hygeine. The whole "dirty teeth" thing is a myth (Polish statistically have the worst mouths).
I'd also like to point out that without Britain you would all be following only catholic beliefs because before christianity hit us, that's all there was. WE created the churches that deviated from that. And finally, just to finish off.
I am British and have managed to construct a much better arguement than most people in this forum. I am currently studying Biological Sciences and plan to specialise in evolutionary biology next year. Do you know why? Because it holds all the answers. Science has disproved fundamental religion so many times but you are all too retarded to actually engage your minds and think about it! What seperates us from the animals? The ability to think critically and make our own decisions. To deny this is to deny your very basic human rights and this devolves us into animals.
I would also like to say thank you very much. I used to believe there could be a unified theory of everything. I used to believe it was possible to combine religion and science, to believe in heaven and hell and god. To believe that science was the answer to how and that science was a tool god used to create everything (he/she set the universe in motion and science took over) and that the bible was made by gospels as stories for people to live by to help them become good people. But no, you people with your sick ideals about hitting children with rods before they are born, abusing pregnant women and selling your daughters to be raped for money have turned me from religion. You state all these things are wrong and then you do them anyway, stating that you are all correct and righteous in your doing so, and ban anyone who dares to voice a slightly different opinion (no doubt I'm next) and bask in the warm glow of your fellow brainwashed ones. Well you know what? I pity you. I hope you all realise one day that the world is meaningless and that we are all here for ourselves for this one life and that you can change before it's too late. No doubt it's already too late for most of you though. Why am I writing this you ask? I have no doubt that the majority of people on here will see this and hate me for it, but frankly I couldn't give a damn because even if one person sees this and is enlightened enough to break their chains and leave this cult then my mission will be a success. Now I'm off to discuss the results from creating transgenic organisms (another perk of studying the degree that I'm doing).
Peace out.
So many things to point out...
First things first, I am British. Secondly, I did not read the comments because it will no doubt be filled with somebody denying what is said then other people coming back with retarded posts. Thirdly, I have not posted in the introductions yet, I know, but that is only because the way I am posting I know I will be banned soon anyway. Fourthly, RULE BRITANNIA.
Right, now we have that out the way:
1) Crappy TV? Is that really the number one reason we're all damned?
2) You say we are communistic in our health care approach then quote the bible saying that we should do right by ill people and you say we don't do enough? The hypocrisy in this statement is astounding.
3) Beatles were earlier than beach boys by a year.
4) God hates us because of our terrible movies? I'm sure if the lord has bigger fish to fry (that is if he even exists)
5) There is no convention in the supermarkets. Clearly you are making up whatever you like here, which is not surprising. Oh and also we don't decide that it's better to drive on the left, it's just conventional to do it this way.
6) Not sure how your quote works here... But it's all immigrants, not just denying christians.
7) Again the quote doesn't fit. Also I hold a season ticket to see my favourite footbal team (yes football not soccer, we invented it, we named it you deviated from it because... Well I don't know why, probably because your retarded brains couldn't handle it)
8) BAHAHAHAHA! You're actually serious? Only 1 of those papers has page 3 girls and besides, young children wouldn't be looking at newspapers anyway! It's not pornography anyway. Why do you have to reduce every artwork of the female form to pornography? Many renaissance paintings praising christianity (some even posted on this very site) have topless women and aren't hailed as pornography.
9) Nice proof. You are literally pulling stuff out of your ass in a desperate bid to sound better (and somehow you made it work. Kudos)
10) This has to be the most hypocritical thing yet. You're saying WE are obese drunkards relying on other countries? Youre country is bankrupt and owned by the federal reserve and you are officially the most obese country on Earth. Do us all a favour and wipe yourselves out of the gene pool.
A few more notes: You're all from Britain. If we're stupid, you must be stupid too. The only way that wouldn't be the case is if you evolved away from that, but you don't believe in evolution!
British people actually have good oral hygeine. The whole "dirty teeth" thing is a myth (Polish statistically have the worst mouths).
I'd also like to point out that without Britain you would all be following only catholic beliefs because before christianity hit us, that's all there was. WE created the churches that deviated from that. And finally, just to finish off.
I am British and have managed to construct a much better arguement than most people in this forum. I am currently studying Biological Sciences and plan to specialise in evolutionary biology next year. Do you know why? Because it holds all the answers. Science has disproved fundamental religion so many times but you are all too retarded to actually engage your minds and think about it! What seperates us from the animals? The ability to think critically and make our own decisions. To deny this is to deny your very basic human rights and this devolves us into animals.
I would also like to say thank you very much. I used to believe there could be a unified theory of everything. I used to believe it was possible to combine religion and science, to believe in heaven and hell and god. To believe that science was the answer to how and that science was a tool god used to create everything (he/she set the universe in motion and science took over) and that the bible was made by gospels as stories for people to live by to help them become good people. But no, you people with your sick ideals about hitting children with rods before they are born, abusing pregnant women and selling your daughters to be raped for money have turned me from religion. You state all these things are wrong and then you do them anyway, stating that you are all correct and righteous in your doing so, and ban anyone who dares to voice a slightly different opinion (no doubt I'm next) and bask in the warm glow of your fellow brainwashed ones. Well you know what? I pity you. I hope you all realise one day that the world is meaningless and that we are all here for ourselves for this one life and that you can change before it's too late. No doubt it's already too late for most of you though. Why am I writing this you ask? I have no doubt that the majority of people on here will see this and hate me for it, but frankly I couldn't give a damn because even if one person sees this and is enlightened enough to break their chains and leave this cult then my mission will be a success. Now I'm off to discuss the results from creating transgenic organisms (another perk of studying the degree that I'm doing).
Peace out.
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