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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29443

    #316
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by werefrombelgium View Post
    Ha-ha, you're funny..
    what about English? You stole that too!
    We are in America. We speak American.

    I could care less about the uneducated, toothless brits.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29443

      #317
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

      Originally posted by werefrombelgium View Post
      Like you stole your country btw..
      We did not steal it, we purchased it for beads and trickets from the red savages. They have teh decency to at least try to be Christian although being drunk and small brained, they never will be, but they do have tax free havens.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29443

        #318
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

        Originally posted by werefrombelgium View Post
        I don't read the bible & i'm not christian! Like all Americans are christians? or straight or whatever.. & what does the mooslims have to do with it? Those ppl are nice ppl too you know. & there not taking over, wth?
        You are not Christian???

        You are not straight??? You a muncher or a poker?

        Why is no one but your parents surprised.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • werefrombelgium
          Unsaved trash
          • Dec 2010
          • 15

          #319
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

          Originally posted by Rapture Eddie View Post
          We just take back what's rightfully ours in the first place.
          Them filthy redskins pre-stole our country.
          sure they did.. not! :s
          keep the excuses pls.

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          • werefrombelgium
            Unsaved trash
            • Dec 2010
            • 15

            #320
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            You are not Christian???

            You are not straight??? You a muncher or a poker?

            Why is no one but your parents surprised.
            i don't have a dick to poke, but if i had ine i would probably brainfxck you to get your mind correct again.
            and that's right, i'm a girl ( = LESBIAN )

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29443

              #321
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

              Originally posted by werefrombelgium View Post
              i don't have a dick to poke, but if i had ine i would probably brainfxck you to get your mind correct again.
              and that's right, i'm a girl ( = LESBIAN )
              Ah, a Hell bound fish breathed rugmuncher.

              What is an 'ine' and a 'brainfxck'?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Lazlow
                Unsaved trash, suspected foreigner
                Under Investigation
                • Dec 2010
                • 15

                #322
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                We are in America. We speak American.

                I could care less about the uneducated, toothless brits.

                Dear fat self-centred American,

                American is not a language it's called a dialect. Yes a dialect from English.
                If there wasn't a thing like 'Freethought' and 'be open minded' (what you guys clearly don't have) there woudn't even be a united states of america...

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                • Lisa H
                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 5070

                  #323
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                  Originally posted by werefrombelgium View Post
                  I don't read the bible & i'm not christian! Like all Americans are christians? or straight or whatever.. & what does the mooslims have to do with it? Those ppl are nice ppl too you know. & there not taking over, wth?
                  Sure the mooslims are nice people. Just ask the people of Stockholm. They had a nice friendly mooslim last Saturday.

                  "[The] Islamic State [of Iraq] has fulfilled what it promised you," Taymour Abdel Wahab allegedly wrote in the will posted by a jihadist on the Shumukh al-Islam website, according to the SITE (Search for International Terrorist Entities) Intelligence Group.
                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22354

                    #324
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                    Originally posted by Lazlow View Post
                    Dear fat self-centred American
                    Why all the insults? Have we not been very nice to you? Have some manners please, this is a family forum.

                    American is not a language it's called a dialect. Yes a dialect from English.
                    American English is God's chosen language!

                    Zephaniah 3:9 "For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent."
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29443

                      #325
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                      Originally posted by Lazlow View Post
                      Dear fat self-centred American,

                      American is not a language it's called a dialect. Yes a dialect from English.
                      If there wasn't a thing like 'Freethought' and 'be open minded' (what you guys clearly don't have) there woudn't even be a united states of america...
                      Fat? No, I am not fat, I have less than 1% body fat. I am 265 pounds, 6'8" tall. I can still bench press 400 pounds and curl 100. So no sir, I am not fat. I am not from belgistan.

                      American is too a language. There is no other like it.

                      But since this is about belgistainians, tell us about your language. (this ought to be hilarious)
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Lazlow
                        Unsaved trash, suspected foreigner
                        Under Investigation
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 15

                        #326
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                        Fat? No, I am not fat, I have less than 1% body fat. I am 265 pounds, 6'8" tall. I can still bench press 400 pounds and curl 100. So no sir, I am not fat. I am not from belgistan.

                        American is too a language. There is no other like it.

                        But since this is about belgistainians, tell us about your language. (this ought to be hilarious)
                        No such thing as belgistainians exist. If you mean the people who live in Belgian, they are called Belgians. I don't say Americainians to you...
                        Well if you speek 'american', than I speek flemish.
                        I also can speak French, English (also american), Dutch and a little bit German.
                        Languageboundries are not the same as boundries of a country because in the south of the usa they speak spanish.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29443

                          #327
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                          Originally posted by Lazlow View Post
                          No such thing as belgistainians exist.
                          I know!! It is a frictional place, just a truck stop between france and the frozen north.

                          If you mean the people who live in Belgian, they are called Belgians. I don't say Americainians to you...
                          How can there be 'belgians' at a truck stop?

                          Well if you speek 'american', than I speek dutch.
                          That makes no sense.

                          I also can speak French, English (also american), Dutch and a little bit German.
                          I imagine you'd have to when dealing with the help. You have to know what those people are up to.

                          Languageboundries are not the same as boundries of a country because in the south of the usa they speak spanish.
                          Not in the USA. All Americans speak American. One country, one language.
                          Last edited by James Hutchins; 12-13-2010, 04:38 PM.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22840

                            #328
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                            Originally posted by Lazlow View Post
                            Dear fat self-centred American,
                            Oh, this is rich coming from a Province of Holland that is known for its fries with Mayonaise, chocolate and beer, where there are no hills (let alone mountains) to cause the casual walker to break into a sweat!

                            You need to show a video clip from an old panel game... Belgium starts at 0:25 seconds


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                            • the belgian
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 1

                              #329
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                              1.Belgium doesn't have a own language. One part speaks French and the other part speaks a Italian version of the Dutch language. (The language which they speak in the hated country: Holland) Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.(Exodus 20:16)

                              2. The people from Belgium never wash themself, so they stink. But they are to stupid to even smell it. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)


                              3. They are also deaf, so they are screaming always. They also invented the megaphone. They have ears, but they hear not: noses have they, but they smell not: (Psalms 115:6)

                              Yves leterme
                              4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)
                              The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear? (Proverbs 18:14)

                              5. Belgium's economy is in such poor state that they made the Euro.(evil)
                              If there be laid on him a sum of money, then he shall give for the ransom of his life whatsoever is laid upon him. (Exodus 21:30)


                              6. In Belgium is normal to rape childeren in basements and to kill them. And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free: (Exodus 21:5)

                              7. The people from Belgium are one of the most dumbest of Europe. They all believe that Mars is bigger then the earth and that the earth is not flat. And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. (Genesis 1:20)

                              8. 60% of Belgium is either gay or Jewish. Every single person in Belgium plays the Saxophone as they invented it. But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. (Matthew 10:30)

                              have you done any research concerning belgium ?
                              1. your flag is wrong, that is the german flag
                              2. we didn't invent the megaphone
                              3. the euro is stronger than your dollar.
                              4. the earth is not flat
                              5. the map you have of belgium is switzerland, not belgium (maybe because a map of 1300 is not very right?!)

                              please do some research before insulting our country!

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22354

                                #330
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                                Originally posted by the belgian View Post
                                the euro is stronger than your dollar
                                Thank you for giving me a good laugh here! In reality a lot of American IMF dollars are used to make sure Europe doesn't collapse and becomes yet another Africa.
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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