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  • #331
    Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

    LOL! You in-bred freaks think you know it all... I feel very sorry for you and your kids because like you they'll grow up stupid.
    2 Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;

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    • #332
      Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

      Originally posted by PortugueseMADEyou View Post
      THE SAME GOD YOU GUYS ARE TALKING IS GOING TO BE THE SAME GOD THAT WILL PUT US IN HELL!!!

      Stay in your small.minded country and LEAVE THE REST OF THE WORLD IVE PEACEFULLY!!!
      That's not going to happen, friend. Jesus has been given dominion over this earth and that includes Portugal. We want to prepare you, share with you the good news about avoiding the eternal torment of Hell. Asking us to leave you alone would be like asking us to let our children play in traffic.

      I saw in the night visions, and, behold, one like the Son of man came with the clouds of heaven, and came to the Ancient of days, and they brought him near before him.
      And there was given him dominion, and glory, and a kingdom, that all people, nations, and languages, should serve him: his dominion is an everlasting dominion, which shall not pass away, and his kingdom that which shall not be destroyed.
      Daniel 7:13-14
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #333
        Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

        Originally posted by esmifra View Post
        Is this site for real?

        This is a joke forum right... You guys can't be real...

        I'm glad you don't want to come to Portugal, here only a small part of the population is FAT unlike the obesity of US America.

        Ohio isn't a country so you know... So know i don't care where it is in the map, I know where your country is, and I know where your country's major cities are.. Unfortunately none of the states you mentioned has a major city of USA.

        Lol at you all, please stay away from Portugal, we don't like low cultured, xenophobic, religious zealots and/or retards much.
        I assure you we are totally serious about the Bible and how to be a True Christian you must believe it is the word of God and that anyone who reads the Bible will love God in the same way we do. Try it - you might have a life changing experience.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • #334
          Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

          Originally posted by esmifra View Post
          Is this site for real?
          Is God for real?

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #335
            Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Is God for real?

            Is God REAL?...

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            • #336
              Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              My children are blessed and they will live in joy forever while you burn forever. The pity is for you, friend, but it does not have to be. You can still confess to Jesus your sins and accept Him as your LORD and MASTER.
              Jesus came to me and said "Confess your sins"
              I replied "Mind your own business" and punched him in the face. And don't need a zoombie to tell me what to do.

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              • #337
                Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                Originally posted by Allergic-to-idiocy View Post
                LOL! You in-bred freaks think you know it all... I feel very sorry for you and your kids because like you they'll grow up stupid.
                Another one who cannot see the Truth but thinks he is so smart.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #338
                  Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  I assure you we are totally serious about the Bible and how to be a True Christian you must believe it is the word of God and that anyone who reads the Bible will love God in the same way we do. Try it - you might have a life changing experience.
                  Maybe you should spend some time loving other humans a little more and leave God alone.
                  I bet He would thank you.

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                  • #339
                    Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                    Originally posted by deusnaoexiste View Post
                    Jesus came to me and said "Confess your sins"
                    I replied "Mind your own business" and punched him in the face. And don't need a zoombie to tell me what to do.
                    Stay off the crack, friend.

                    Look, I know you want to shock us because you are angry at the realisation that God hates you and will burn you forever in Hell but ranting like a child will not save you.

                    Get on your knees and open yourself wide to receive Jesus' love within you.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • #340
                      Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                      If you had any brains you'd know I'm a girl. And yes... I am smart... I have an above average IQ. Do you?
                      2 Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;

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                      • #341
                        Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                        Originally posted by atheist_agnostic View Post
                        Is God REAL?...
                        Is the pope catholic?

                        Does a bear poop in the woods?

                        Get the idea?

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #342
                          Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                          Originally posted by SaviorShallPass View Post
                          Dear MisterM, to start i'll have to ask if you suffer from any kind of mental disease? Perhaps some brain damage?


                          Now, i'm going to explain why people like yourself are the reason that everyone in europe thinks than americans are retarded.

                          1 - You're complaining about a room without sound system, a big fat tv, dvd and br player? In europe when people go on hollydays they don't want to watch tv, in fact (and this might amaze you) in europe we don't stay on the hotel room during the day, we go sightseeing so we get to know different cultures.

                          2 - American language? I believe you mean English.

                          3 - 3rd world country? You really know what you're talking about. Maybe you should go to africa and experience the lovely 5 star hotels in Burundi or Liberia.

                          4 - McDonald's is some real food? You fat lazy piffle, HOW DARE YOU? Portugal is known to have a great cuisine. Maybe you should ask Gordon Ramsay or even Anthony Bourdain, they'll tell you.

                          5 -You call rude when people point you a church that is older than your country? You fail to understand the cultural, artistic and architectonic value of it? You sir are a class act!

                          6 - Someone tried to sell you weed? You're american, everyone in your country is on anti-depressants. But hey, those mexican lookalikes smoke weed.

                          7 - You are not bailing out Portugal, the IMF and the EU are. You probably think that america owns the world and all that crap, but guess what, HERES COMES CHINAAAAAA. And seen that you are a retard, i'm not going to explain to you why your country is in for a bad one if Portugal and other european countries aren't bailed out.



                          This is the kind of thing that makes everyone think that americans live in trailer parks and are the result of years and years of inbreeding.
                          Touché

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                          • #343
                            Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                            Hello. I don't call American fat and with such a close and tiny mind and I don't call the Spanish as the people with the worst food ever or a sample of Portuguese people, but worst. I respect you; if I don't like, I don't judge. For example, I once was a student in a christian high school and I don't believe in God. How can I? The Pope sits in a banch of gold and people are starving. I thought that God said to all people love each other, RESPECT each other and to give love and money to the poor. Well, the Pope clearly fails on that, don't you agree?

                            I'm portuguese, if you doesn't notice. And I'm offended. I'm not lazy, I'm in college, trying to be a speech-therapist and work like hell to be paid for my work and survive in this world of crap, ignorance and stupidity. Besides that, I go to the gym and don't eat McDonalds all the time either refer to that as "good food". It's junk food. Look americans, they're fat (and I know that because I saw in TV and went there last Summer). I don't buy or SELL drugs and I'm a nice person, it's easy to talk with me. You have Bush, KKK and other crazy people who kill others for money and for "religion". What religion is that? Oh, and what about all that Spanish guys spending their hollidays in Algarve?
                            Portugal is beautiful. We have our flaws, but we admit them. We don't talk in other's back and we don't, for sure, criticize other countries without them knowing. Just want to tell you that. Just want you to know.

                            We are in a bad situation. Spain won't be better for much longer, for sure. None of european country will be safe. American won't be "the king of the World" for much longer (and you never were, by the way).

                            Best wishes,
                            MM

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                            • #344
                              Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                              Originally posted by esmifra View Post
                              Maybe you should spend some time loving other humans a little more and leave God alone.
                              I bet He would thank you.
                              I'm sure you'd like that. Loving other humans. I really fear this is a euphemism for gay sex. You seem obsessed with it.

                              However, God commands us to praise Him and fear Him and love Him. Glory!

                              Why not let Jesus into your tortured life? He loves you and will save you from everlasting torment if only you stop sinning.

                              Just because you live in a festering hell hole of sin does not mean you can't get with God and begin to fight back from within. Turn your back on the false Catholics, for starters.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • #345
                                Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                                Stay off the crack, friend.

                                Look, I know you want to shock us because you are angry at the realisation that God hates you and will burn you forever in Hell but ranting like a child will not save you.

                                Get on your knees and open yourself wide to receive Jesus' love within you.
                                Who are you to tell who God hates or not?
                                I used to open my self wide to receive jesus love but then I took an arrow in the knee..

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