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  • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

    Catholicks aren't Christians.
    That's why you don't know the first thing about God's Holy Word. You've spent your life praying to Mary instead of Jesus.
    did you even read? i haven´t spent my life preying to anyone. as a child i was forced to learn all that dogmatic bullshit. a bit like you people want to force your view, except the pope has a 2000 year head start on you ignorant fascist.

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    • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

      Originally posted by thelameone View Post
      did you even read? i haven´t spent my life preying to anyone...
      Everyone here is happy you turned your back on the Roman Church, but we'd all be even happier if you'd just read the Bible so you know what it really says.

      ...a bit like you people want to force your view, except the pope has a 2000 year head start on you ignorant fascist.
      Baptists predate Catholics (there's more evidence of the brainwashing you underwent). Ever hear of John the Baptist? Hint: Baptism isn't a Jewish ritual.

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      • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

        Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
        That's your problem. Brain usage and Christianity just don't go good together (see I Cor 2:14). Maybe a lobotomy would help?
        probably. the problem is i´m quite fond of my brain. i use it for all kinds of stuff.

        i really liked this: Brain usage and Christianity just don't go good together. nice way to justify stupidity.

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        • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

          Originally posted by thelameone View Post
          ...nice way to justify stupidity.
          There's a lot more where that came from. This is one of my favourites:

          Psalm 111:10 "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: a good understanding have all they that do his commandments: his praise endureth for ever."

          Won't you please read it? Start here: http://kingjbible.com/genesis/1.htm

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          • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

            you people remind me of jehovah's witnesses. but a hardcore, redneck version of them.

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            • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

              Originally posted by thelameone View Post
              you people remind me of jehovah's witnesses. but a hardcore, redneck version of them.
              Friend I will have you know that I have hired messicans to do my field work.
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              Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
              Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
              Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
              Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
              Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
              Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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              • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                Originally posted by thelameone View Post
                you people remind me of jehovah's witnesses. but a hardcore, redneck version of them.
                Don't be ridiculous. Jehovah Witlessess aren't even Christians.

                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                  Originally posted by thelameone View Post
                  you people remind me of jehovah's witnesses. but a hardcore, redneck version of them.
                  Do you think you're going to hurt someone's feelings?

                  Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

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                  • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                    Originally posted by thelameone View Post
                    you people remind me of jehovah's witnesses. but a hardcore, redneck version of them.
                    What saying "we're just like Westboro" wasn't cutting edge enough for you?


                    Personally, I'd say we're more like the Mormons, only without all of the scientology crap attached to it. Maybe one day, one of their "prophets" will stand up and say "chuck all the garbage, we're going back to the KJV Bible".
                    Drama queen

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                    • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                      religious fanatics are still fanatics, whatever name you give them.

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                      • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                        Originally posted by thelameone View Post
                        religious fanatics are still fanatics, whatever name you give them.
                        We're "fanatics" because we follow the Word of God to the letter?



                        Let's say someone had a recipe for pecan pie...would they be "fanatical" for following all of the steps in order, and using the precise amount of ingredients, and not skipping any parts, and not adding anything extra?



                        I don't want to try your cooking.



                        YiC,

                        Zech
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                        • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                          Originally posted by thelameone View Post
                          religious fanatics are still fanatics, whatever name you give them.
                          Yes, and smelly onion munching pora's are still smelly onion munching pora's, whatever name you give them.
                          Isaiah 66:15

                          For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                          • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                            Originally posted by thelameone View Post
                            religious fanatics are still fanatics, whatever name you give them.
                            I know jealousy when I hear it. You too, could be head over heals about Jesus if you'd just give Him the chance to buddy up to you.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                              We're "fanatics" because we follow the Word of God to the letter?
                              yes. exactly like those muslim terrorists you hate so much. the only difference is they read a different book. everything else is pretty much the same.

                              i'm sorry you people are too dumb to realize that.

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                              • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                                Originally posted by thelameone View Post
                                yes. exactly like those muslim terrorists you hate so much. the only difference is they read a different book. everything else is pretty much the same.

                                i'm sorry you people are too dumb to realize that.
                                Oh, you're still here? Don't you have a life or something?

                                Look. The difference between us and those hell-bound heathens is that we follow the Word of God. They don't. Period.
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

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                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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