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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1741
    Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

    Originally posted by Nelson View Post
    How I found Jesus?! I have not found Jesus I was born with it inside me. Jesus is a myth, his word must not be read because it is within each of us. We all know what is good and evil, we are born with this knowledge, we just need to choose.
    I do not need a church to tell me how to behave. For me religion should already be something of the past, since it only serves to spread ignorance.
    Then why are you here? This is a Christian forum, not a taco stand.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • portuguesebabe
      Unsaved trash, teenaged wetback
      Under Investigation
      • Nov 2013
      • 1

      #1742
      Seriously, what's with the hate towards the portuguese? You say some pretty uneducated unnecessary crap in here. I won't say anything bad about the us because your country can't be blamed for having what i hope is a really small part of american crazypants people on its ground.
      I feel ashamed there there are people as stupid and ridiculous as yourselves, living and breathing in the same planet as me.
      I pride myself on being an open minded person who does not judge people but i have to admit you have made that dificult for me. I can't help but to feel a mix of discust and amusment when i read trough this forum.
      Portuguese may not be all that, but we certainly beat self-centered, narcisists who believe they are of a superior race. Remember someone who thought that to? That's right, i mean Hitler.
      Congrats on being a cartoonish stereotype of american extremists i thought wasn't real.


      p.s: keep up the good work, you crack me up people

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #1743
        Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

        Originally posted by portuguesebabe View Post
        Seriously, what's with the hate towards the portuguese? You say some pretty uneducated unnecessary crap in here. I won't say anything bad about the us because your country can't be blamed for having what i hope is a really small part of american crazypants people on its ground.
        I feel ashamed there there are people as stupid and ridiculous as yourselves, living and breathing in the same planet as me.
        I pride myself on being an open minded person who does not judge people but i have to admit you have made that dificult for me. I can't help but to feel a mix of discust and amusment when i read trough this forum.
        Portuguese may not be all that, but we certainly beat self-centered, narcisists who believe they are of a superior race. Remember someone who thought that to? That's right, i mean Hitler.
        Congrats on being a cartoonish stereotype of american extremists i thought wasn't real.


        p.s: keep up the good work, you crack me up people
        Sir, I went to uni with a girl from Portugeuse and she had only one one thing in mind: that's right: anal sex!

        She actually made a flyer for people to come around to our Halls to have sex with her bottom. If I could find the file I had of her having an anal injection I would post it for all good Christians to see.

        God bless all the little ones.

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2013
          • 1284

          #1744
          Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

          Originally posted by portuguesebabe View Post
          Seriously, what's with the hate towards the portuguese? You say some pretty uneducated unnecessary crap in here. I won't say anything bad about the us because your country can't be blamed for having what i hope is a really small part of american crazypants people on its ground.
          I feel ashamed there there are people as stupid and ridiculous as yourselves, living and breathing in the same planet as me.
          I pride myself on being an open minded person who does not judge people but i have to admit you have made that dificult for me. I can't help but to feel a mix of discust and amusment when i read trough this forum.
          Portuguese may not be all that, but we certainly beat self-centered, narcisists who believe they are of a superior race. Remember someone who thought that to? That's right, i mean Hitler.
          Congrats on being a cartoonish stereotype of american extremists i thought wasn't real.


          p.s: keep up the good work, you crack me up people
          I've been suspicious of Portugal ever since as a lad, I noticed the name of the capital of Portugal is just too close to "Lesbian" for comfort.
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          I Kings 7:23

          And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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          Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

          Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

          Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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          • Blackmud
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Dec 2013
            • 1

            #1745
            Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

            Praise the Lord!

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12913

              #1746
              Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

              Originally posted by Blackmud View Post
              Praise the Lord!
              Great, sweetie, now be a darling, hop to the introduction forum and create a thread, and please address all questions that are listed on top of the page there.
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • PORTUGUES ORGULHOSO
                Unsaved trash, suspected taco chomper
                • Jan 2014
                • 1

                #1747
                Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                I really enjoyed reading this comments from sad pathetic portuguese hating losers.You claim to be religious,well on that note all i have to say to you sad bastards is,Portugal is Europes oldest nation.It established itself as a nation in 1139 when Nordic Christian kings expelled the moors professing Islam from the south of Iberia Peninsula. We were the first europeans to set sail and discovered the new world,everyone else just followed in our footsteps.bringing civilization and christianity to all 5 corners of the world.

                If it wasnt for the Portuguese,and then the spaniards the italians and the dutch that came along,maybe today most of the world,north south america..parts of africa would not be catholic instead perhaps would be muslim.

                Also we have been a member of the European Union since 1986,we were one of the first members to join..and i dont think it was because of our preety eyes.

                Portugal at some point in history had the worlds biggest global empire,just like Spain,and yet we never brag about it like they do,like they think they are still rulers of the world...pffff.. We never ever claim to be better than anyone,unlike some people,but we also never let anyone claim they are better than us.
                Fuck you all! That is all!

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251

                  #1748
                  Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                  And with that ONE post, you confirm that Portuguese are both rude and lazy.

                  Nice going, Taco.
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                  • Pastor Ed Lowman
                    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                    Always kind and loving
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 1838

                    #1749
                    Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                    Originally posted by PORTUGUES ORGULHOSO View Post
                    I really enjoyed reading this comments from sad pathetic portuguese hating losers.You claim to be religious,well on that note all i have to say to you sad bastards is,Portugal is Europes oldest nation.It established itself as a nation in 1139 when Nordic Christian kings expelled the moors professing Islam from the south of Iberia Peninsula. We were the first europeans to set sail and discovered the new world,everyone else just followed in our footsteps.bringing civilization and christianity to all 5 corners of the world.

                    If it wasnt for the Portuguese,and then the spaniards the italians and the dutch that came along,maybe today most of the world,north south america..parts of africa would not be catholic instead perhaps would be muslim.

                    Also we have been a member of the European Union since 1986,we were one of the first members to join..and i dont think it was because of our preety eyes.

                    Portugal at some point in history had the worlds biggest global empire,just like Spain,and yet we never brag about it like they do,like they think they are still rulers of the world...pffff.. We never ever claim to be better than anyone,unlike some people,but we also never let anyone claim they are better than us.
                    piffle you all! That is all!
                    It's a great day to be alive, friend!

                    Why not stop worshiping Mary and bull-fighting and start praising Jesus? And for now, why not start by first introducing yourself in the proper forum?

                    Pastor Ed

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12913

                      #1750
                      Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                      Originally posted by PORTUGUES ORGULHOSO View Post
                      all i have to say to you sad bastards is,Portugal is Europes oldest nation.It established itself as a nation in 1139 when Nordic Christian kings expelled the moors professing Islam from the south of Iberia Peninsula.
                      Sweetie, 1139 is kinda late for establishing a nation in Europe. Even if you disregard the Roman Empire and ancient Greece on the grounds of lack of continuity (although Greeks may disagree), the French (Clovis I), some dirty Vikings (Harald I, for example), and even Slavs (Mieszko I) have done nation building long before that date.

                      We were the first europeans to set sail and discovered the new world,
                      Riiiiight, because Genoa (where Columbus was born) was part of Portugal, and Isabella and Ferdinand were kings of Portugal. Try again.

                      .bringing civilization and christianity
                      First, they had to destroy the existing local civilizations before bringing their own. And they did not bring true Christianity but Catholicism.

                      to all 5 corners of the world.
                      The world has only four corners (Revelation 7:1).

                      If it wasnt for the Portuguese,and then the spaniards the italians and the dutch that came along,maybe today most of the world,north south america..parts of africa would not be catholic instead perhaps would be muslim.
                      And Catholicism is superior to Islam because?....
                      Newsflash: they are both false religions. Bohth Catholics and Muslims will be fried extra crispy in Hell.

                      Portugal at some point in history had the worlds biggest global empire,
                      And being an imperialist state is such a great thing to brag about?.... So how many thousands Indians did your ancestors kill? Were your relatives in Manaus, Brazil, when the rubber boom led to clever use of indigenous work force?



                      just like Spain,and yet we never brag about it like they do,like they think they are still rulers of the world...pffff.. We never ever claim to be better than anyone,unlike some people,but we also never let anyone claim they are better than us.
                      piffle you all! That is all!
                      You have a serious inferiority complex, sweetie. (For a good reason, too, being a lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling Catholic).
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • see_the_light
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 1386

                        #1751
                        Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                        What a long thread for such a tiny hell-spawn "country", hell spawn? Yes... is that not that serpent worshiping butt of iurope?



                        And of course their "lady of fatima" is but that satanic promise made true.

                        Genesis 3:4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

                        And they had a negro king that died recently and they want to put him in a temple.

                        If i wasn't so sure that the anti-christ would have to come from a proper country I would almost vote for nuking that hovel on general principle.

                        That reminds me the first time I heard about that country, i knew the European CEO of Gillette and every year he'd stay awake through the night to hear about the sales on mother's day in Portugal, and I was told he sometimes woke up from nightmares about mustached succubi.


                        But most of what i read so far leads me only to add.

                        Ecclesiastes 10:11 Surely the serpent will bite without enchantment; and a babbler is no better.

                        BABBLERS, The whole of them.

                        PRAISE THE LORD!

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                        • use the knowledge
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Feb 2014
                          • 7

                          #1752
                          Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                          Dear brothers,

                          I come here not to quarrel or to start a fight but I cannot ignore the hatred and what has being said about Portuguese people. Someone wrote a despicable post, with grave offences to an entire nation, based on an experience of few days of holidays in the country. As Jesus said: "Judge not, lest ye be judged."

                          I would like to start by observing Mister M's (aka True Christian) post and it's tone, and to say that his whole attitude is remarkably not Christian in every paragraph, word or comma.

                          Mister M, I think my overall observation to your post full of hate is that, next time you should plan your trip with more care. It seems like you didn't made your homework and embarked to your journey ill prepared. The beauty of this world it's the diversity we can find in it and explore it if we are indeed prepared to enrich ourselves and our beliefs. At least, that should be the way a true Christian sees the world.

                          Mr M: (...) I did know that Portuguese have been really lazy, getting their country to bankrupt,(...)

                          First: you admit you knew Portuguese people are lazy and they were responsible to lead their country to be bankrupt. Mister M, how naif are you? You should check your facts before saying such atrocities. It's true Portugal is bankrupt, as Spain is, as Italy is, as Greece, is, as Ireland and so on. I invite you to watch the news, the real news, to observe and think, instead of repeating lies you heard. You should know the crisis we live in, nothing has to do with citizens being lazy or hard workers, but it's due to economic speculation lead by world leaders. In fact, Portugal is one of the European countries which have longest working hours per day. Portuguese people do work hard, but just like their neighbours Spaniards, have a relaxed attitude towards life. It's a Mediterranean feature.

                          Mister M:
                          (...)The apartment itself was ok, but the equipment wasn't. There was only 25" lcd tv and about 11 channels. No dvd or BD player, no sound system. And only 2 channels where in American language.

                          Second: if you were not ready to spend your holidays without a 50" LCD TV, 500 channels, you should go to a Resort and there are many with really good amenities, of course you need to pay a bit more so if were not ready for that, you should have prepared better your trip. Again, you are not mad about the country not being able to offer you the comfort you desire, you are mad about yourself to not have the income to give you the comfort you desire. (oh, by the way, there is no such thing as "American language" as you put it, there is English though, which is the language Americans speak - I think from this remark we can see "how high" your IQ is, as you baffled some posts below)

                          Mister M:
                          (...) And in every other 3rd world countries I have got servant for that price. When I asked where the servant is, they didn't understand and tried to give me room service number.

                          Third: you were Not in a Third World country, so "servants" cost more, probably you didn't book a room in an hotel in which you could have "servants" as you put it.

                          Mister M:
                          (...) Next horror awaited me when we had a walk at the town. I was almost ripped half when waiters tried to get me to their filthy little bars and restaurants where waitress had moustache and looked like mexican. Fortunately we found McDonald's and got some decent food, not any weird stuff like their cataplana where they put things they find under the stones.

                          Fourth: By the description, you landed right in the centre of a a Touristic hell place, where all the commerce, shops, amenities are designed for a certain type of tourist - Low to Medium Budget type - Even the bar/restaurant you describe looks like those cheap typical greasyspoons reastaurants, there are much better places to eat, but you have chosen the cheap one. I am not saying having a low/medium budget is a bad thing, instead I am pointing the fact you have chosen the places you wanted to be in. Cheap. I would not recommend it to anyone, but some people like it, who am I to disagree. See? You are again mad with your lack of intelligence and money when planning the trip.
                          If you think McDonald's is decent food, I pitty you, again - McDonald's is a place you can have cheap meals. I rest my case.

                          Mister M:
                          (...) When we had eaten, we asked if the place had any attraction that we should see and we where led to catlic church! How rude is that?

                          Fifth: Maybe, you didn't pointed out your specific religion? There are many Baptist Tabernacles in Portugal, they are easy to find. Why would you ask some stranger in the street in a heavily Catholic country? If some random tourist would ask you for a religious place or the house of Christ (as Churches are commonly known in Portugal), you would certainly lead the tourist to your place of election a Baptist Tabernacle.

                          Mister M:
                          (...) I was approached by man trying to sell me weed. And the worst part was that he was asking about 30 euros/gram. Do I really look like drug addict and stupid?

                          Sixth: How come do you know if the price for a gram of weed is expensive or not if you don't smoke it? Again, you are in rage because you don't have enough money to live as you wish.

                          Mister M:
                          (...) This was only the first day. I could continue forever about cold swimming pool, horrible gym etc, but I think this is enough. I think EU should not bailout the Portugal, they should be forced to sell all their country to pay their depts and then ship the people to the Mexico to leave the area to better people.[/QUOTE]

                          Seventh: So, because your bad experience, poor choices and lack of money you think the EU should "clean" the country of the people who live there for it to be managed by "better people"? Your resolution for the "Portuguese debt problem" seems dangerously close to the one Adolf Hitler put in practice in the IIWW.

                          Mister M, how can you call yourself a Christian when all that come from your mouth is hate, jealousy, anger and frustration with your own life? I suggest you look deep in to the Bible and take from it the true knowledge, Love is word my brother. Peace for you and all your family.

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23768

                            #1753
                            Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                            Originally posted by use the knowledge View Post
                            Mister M, how can you call yourself a Christian....
                            Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! Do you know what a Christian is, dear? I ask because you sound like you are really just guessing.

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • see_the_light
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 1386

                              #1754
                              Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                              Originally posted by use the knowledge View Post
                              ...Google translator version of portugays ramblings...
                              As the portogays were the spaniards that went east, instead of west(at least in GOD's given latitudes), maybe there is a racial memory of their communicating in japan... I'll try an Haiku to see if he'll understand

                              Before
                              uttering
                              rambling
                              ravings
                              obey.

                              Namely, present yourself in the appropriate section, less haste on criticizing a TRUE CHRISTIAN who had the misfortune of discovering there is a country with all the defects of a proper 3rd world country and none of the amenities.

                              Furthermore, as a mary-worshiping cat-a-lick, I would advise you not to adress your betters as "brothers".

                              PRAISE THE LORD!

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                              • brother guthro
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Jan 2014
                                • 25

                                #1755
                                Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                                I went to Portugal in the military and the girls were all whores. They want 8 dollars for a hand job and they would finish you off anally for free. Mo wonder it is a 3rd world hell hole just waiting for Satan to step in.

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