[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

That was a lot of infractions for one day! Whew!!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

this is for u Sister Mary Maria
Is Your Child a Godless...
Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Witch
05-28-2008 02:17 PM by Sister Mary Maria
theres your proof now who is the retard dont you dare ever call me a liar again i suggest you write a retraction LIAR!!!!!!!!!

You obviously can't read, but I am starting to believe that you are indeed the b-word.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

this is for u Sister Mary Maria
Is Your Child a Godless...
Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Witch
05-28-2008 02:17 PM by Sister Mary Maria
theres your proof now who is the retard dont you dare ever call me a liar again i suggest you write a retraction LIAR!!!!!!!!!

I didn't understand very much of that, but I'm pretty sure that you're still the retard.

i have never met people like u your all retarded!!!!!! the point i was making was that she lied about calling me a bitch! tell me thats ok now

I fear this poor mongoloid may be possessed by a demon of irony. But yeah, if it'll make you feel better, I'm perfectly prepared to tell you that calling you a bitch is ok.

sure why not, tell you what why dont we hang ourselves from a cross to feel closer to him, but u know what i'll meet u there so i can laugh IN YOUR FACE mofo catch u on da flip side init bruv waaasssssssss upppppppppppppppp Son of Ham?

Did you just OD on KFC or something?

[jessiesue the halfwit]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

sure why not, tell you what why dont we hang ourselves from a cross to feel closer to him, but u know what i'll meet u there so i can laugh IN YOUR FACE mofo catch u on da flip side init bruv waaasssssssss upppppppppppppppp Son of Ham?

[Talitha]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

well actually right i am a BITCH

There you are dear, I was right all along.
Now that we are friends again and I've forgiven you, how about we chat about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

[jessiesue the halfwit]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

name calling now that mature!!!!!!!!!!!
well actually right i am a NOT VERY NICE PERSON becuase of people who aren't very nice like YOU!
You go around acting like your better than everyone and your the only right way to choose in your life!
your not christians your more like a bunch of bloody NAZIS! so thats why hitlers in heaven!!!!!!
get a life stop pretending to be somthing your not!

[Talitha]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

i have never met people like u your all retarded!!!!!! the point i was making was that she lied about calling me a bitch! tell me thats ok now

You just called Gods chosen people retarded!!

I think you owe Sister M&M an apology for being the liar.

You are indeed A BITCH!!!

[jessiesue the halfwit]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

i have never met people like u your all retarded!!!!!! the point i was making was that she lied about calling me a bitch! tell me thats ok now

[Talitha]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

this is for u Sister Mary Maria
Is Your Child a Godless...
Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Witch
05-28-2008 02:17 PM by Sister Mary Maria
theres your proof now who is the retard dont you dare ever call me a liar again i suggest you write a retraction LIAR!!!!!!!!!

What in Heavens name are you wittering on about?
I can assure you that no member of a Church is a retarded.
If Sister M&M considers you to be a Sassy Mouthed Feminazi Bitch then please be assured YOU ARE a Sassy Mouthed Feminazi Bitch

[jessiesue the halfwit]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

this is for u Sister Mary Maria
Is Your Child a Godless...
Reason: Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Witch
05-28-2008 02:17 PM by Sister Mary Maria
theres your proof now who is the retard dont you dare ever call me a liar again i suggest you write a retraction LIAR!!!!!!!!!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Brother Abner says the shipment should be there when they arrive.

Extra supplies?

More Bibles and Chick Tracts, I hope!

How exciting! Why, it's probably almost as dangerous as my congregation's monthly excursions into Indianapolis.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Have the extra "supplies" been ordered yet?

Brother Abner says the shipment should be there when they arrive.

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Everything is nearly all set up over here in Australia. So by the time you all get here, things will be ready to go.....Praise the LORD.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Congratulations, Brother W-O!

Doubtless, the Lord has seen fit to pave your way to Australia!

Thank you sister Jenny! I am overjoyed. I have to fix a slight misunderstanding about my plane ticket (it seems Vienna is not the destination airport I should have chosen ) but I hope that can be sorted without much further adoo.

Please take lots of pictures of the jungles and the people you convert! Beware those man-eating kangaroos and the giant ants, and the abos with their poison-tipped darts. I understand they're common both in the jungle and in Sydney, which is a veritable death trap for anyone not a criminal or an abo.

Will do, and I hope to donate framed quality pictures to The Monthly Visitor, so that your customers will be able to enjoy the sight of thousands of heathens being converted to True Christianity™!

May God go with you, and Brother Buford as well! (I'm sure he'd do quite well there, aren't you?)

Brother Buford's skills will be invaluable after his encounters with the savages in Mexico and the stuff that lies below it (you know, Columbania and what have you). I can already hear us preach in unisono through our super amplified bullhorns. Praise!

[JennyD]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

AUSTRALIA: HERE I COME!!!!!

Congratulations, Brother W-O!

Doubtless, the Lord has seen fit to pave your way to Australia!

Please take lots of pictures of the jungles and the people you convert! Beware those man-eating kangaroos and the giant ants, and the abos with their poison-tipped darts. I understand they're common both in the jungle and in Sydney, which is a veritable death trap for anyone not a criminal or an abo.

Regrettably, I cannot join you in this festive adventure as I have to operate my businesses. May God go with you, and Brother Buford as well! (I'm sure he'd do quite well there, aren't you?)