[Wide-Open]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I'm sure that Jesus has a special treat in store for drunken aussie crimnals who eat maggots for breakfast.

I think Satan will use vegemite as a lube. On the lucky days.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dont the fearful get cast into a lake which burneth with fire and brimstone? see you all in hell

The list of those who Jesus will cast into eternal damnation is long. Just check my signature. Since you are unsaved trash, you have no hope of understanding the Holy Bible on your own.

I'm sure that Jesus has a special treat in store for drunken aussie crimnals who eat maggots for breakfast.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Dont the fearful get cast into a lake which burneth with fire and brimstone? see you all in hell

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

There's a difference between fearing God and being fearful. A True Christian(tm) isn't a coward, and that's who will be cast into the Lake.
In fact, I already covered this a little.

And it's not a fear like that of, say, a fear of witches who will try to hex you and eat your babies. No, this fear is a reverence.

God is merciful. He wouldn't command anyone to fear Him then cast them into the Lake of Fire for following His command.

[my worst nightmare]

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Dont the fearful get cast into a lake which burneth with fire and brimstone? see you all in hell

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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do you fear God in this faith?

Just fixed a couple of things there. Much better.

Yes, we are a God-fearing congregation.

Leviticus 25:17 Ye shall not therefore oppress one another; but thou shalt fear thy God:for I am the LORD your God.

Deuteronomy 10:20 Thou shalt fear the LORD thy God; him shalt thou serve, and to him shalt thou cleave, and swear by his name.

(Deuteronomy is filled with similar quotes, I could go on with them for a while.)

1 Samuel 12:14 If ye will fear the LORD, and serve him, and obey his voice, and not rebel against the commandment of the LORD, then shall both ye and also the king that reigneth over you continue following the LORD your God:

Matthew 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.

I really can go on, but it's commanded we fear God, and why shouldn't we? Our eternal souls are in His hands. But we love Him too. Don't forget that. And it's not a fear like that of, say, a fear of witches who will try to hex you and eat your babies. No, this fear is a reverence. An acknowledgement of His awesome power and presence.

[my worst nightmare]

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do you fear god in this religion?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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ok thank you for explaining what i did wrong, maybe you can tell me how to continue conversations off the thread. how do i send you a PM?

This is not some sleazy pick-up website for knuckle-dragging aussie scum. Sister M&M is happily married, and anyway no True Christian™ female would be interested in you.

Go inflate your girlfriend and leave us alone.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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ok thank you for explaining what i did wrong, maybe you can tell me how to continue conversations off the thread. how do i send you a PM?

You can't send me a PM. Only members can to ensure we're not inundated with messages from witches and atheists trying to distract us from our mission to spread the Word of God.
The only way to talk to me is in a public thread. If you want to talk to me, go start a thread for that in the Lounge so we can keep this thread on topic.

[my worst nightmare]

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That's it. I've had enough of your disrespect. It's bad enough that you can't show enough in the way of good manners to call me by name, but then you had to lash out at one of the kindest pastors on God's green Earth.

ok thank you for explaining what i did wrong, maybe you can tell me how to continue conversations off the thread. how do i send you a PM?

[ForGodsSake]

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im not persecuting anyone. in my first post im protesting your visit to my home soil.

No wonder our country is in a mess of total debouched heathen satan loving child killing torment. Its scum like you that make it that we need our missionaries over here in OZ.

Repent or rot in hell heathen scum.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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im not persecuting anyone. in my first post im protesting your visit to my home soil. since then i have just asked for proof that you are a real religion not just a bunch of folk on a forum having a laugh. now go tickle yourelf or smack your wife or something ezekiel, i was talking to sister whatserface.

That's it. I've had enough of your disrespect. It's bad enough that you can't show enough in the way of good manners to call me by name, but then you had to lash out at one of the kindest pastors on God's green Earth.

[my worst nightmare]

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1. None of your business. We do not advertise those specifics on advice of the DOF. Don't think for a second that Al Kaida wouldn't love to see our main cathedral in rubble.

2. All Love Offerings and Tithes are used to further the spread of Christ's Word, and to cover the costs of our church empire. Take a look at THIS. By the way, Jesus commands us to Tithe a minimum of 10% of our yearly income in the Holy Bible.

3. I'm not sure what registry you are referring to (there are several), but why would you care anyway? All manner of false Christians, mudslimes, joos and cults on these lists. Why should we want to accompany them on the list of groups Jesus condemns?

4. We are the only Church that follows the Holy Word of God (KJV1611 Bible) LITERALLY, word-for-word. Take a look at THIS.

You attempts at persecuting us has failed from your very first post. I urge you to stop being a failure and accept Christ today.

im not persecuting anyone. in my first post im protesting your visit to my home soil. since then i have just asked for proof that you are a real religion not just a bunch of folk on a forum having a laugh. now go tickle yourelf or smack your wife or something ezekiel, i was talking to sister whatserface.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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no. proof of your religions existance. answer me these four questions and i will accept my failure.

1. What is the address of the landover baptist central church?

2. where do the paypal funds go?

3. why isnt the landover baptist church on the US religion registry?

4. How is your religion any more correct than others?

1. None of your business. We do not advertise those specifics on advice of the DOF. Don't think for a second that Al Kaida wouldn't love to see our main cathedral in rubble.

2. All Love Offerings and Tithes are used to further the spread of Christ's Word, and to cover the costs of our church empire. Take a look at THIS. By the way, Jesus commands us to Tithe a minimum of 10% of our yearly income in the Holy Bible.

3. I'm not sure what registry you are referring to (there are several), but why would you care anyway? All manner of false Christians, mudslimes, joos and cults on these lists. Why should we want to accompany them on the list of groups Jesus condemns?

4. We are the only Church that follows the Holy Word of God (KJV1611 Bible) LITERALLY, word-for-word. Take a look at THIS.

You attempts at persecuting us has failed from your very first post. I urge you to stop being a failure and accept Christ today.

[my worst nightmare]

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Witnessing for Jesus isn't "spewing rubbish", and I can't think of a better way to spend my time.
I also don't eat apples. I don't want to repeat Eve's mistake. Sure, it might be safe to have one now, but I don't want to take the chance.

fair enough, thats your choice. what is it you are witnessing?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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so do you guys have nothin better to do than spew this rubbish all day long, i mean i dont because im ahead at work so i can kick back.

one other question for you in particular sis. whats your favourite brand of apple?

Witnessing for Jesus isn't "spewing rubbish", and I can't think of a better way to spend my time.
I also don't eat apples. I don't want to repeat Eve's mistake. Sure, it might be safe to have one now, but I don't want to take the chance.