[Satan-loving-aussie]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Brother Guy, I couldn't agree more. Why, just look at that Koran, or the Book of Mormon! People think that just because it's in print, it's true!

What are you pretending at, DA?

We all know you're not an atheist. How?

YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT.

So, what's your true story? Or are you just another Foster's-addled semi-literate Australian? Or is it Australienne?

Sure sounds like the pot calling the kettle a porch monkeying jigaboo.

ours are under control!!
why do you think they are all drunks/drug addicts??
haha...
we in australia know how to control ours...
maybe we should come to america and show you all how its done...
you even have a civil war because of them and LOSE to the nigger lovers!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
if god was truely on your side, dont you think he would have helped you win the civil war??
stupid monkeys

[JennyD]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I for one would never fall into the trap of believing something just because its written down.

Brother Guy, I couldn't agree more. Why, just look at that Koran, or the Book of Mormon! People think that just because it's in print, it's true!

Not at all Pastor - I like all good southern Melbournites think they all along with the coons, wog's, chinks etc should be stranded on Van Diemen's land with the rest of the inbred two headed freaks and then turn it into a glass crater.

What are you pretending at, DA?

We all know you're not an atheist. How?

YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT.

So, what's your true story? Or are you just another Foster's-addled semi-literate Australian? Or is it Australienne?

if you cannont control your OWN niggers what makes you think you can do anything with ours??
you have one running for president!! hahaha... ours are to drunk to run...
control your own, then come here...

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you call yourselfs "true christians" haha
more like true biggots...
go back to bible school, live in the south, piffle each others sisters, mothers fathers, aunties, grandpas' you stupid bunch of monkeys

Sure sounds like the pot calling the kettle a porch monkeying jigaboo.

[Satan-loving-aussie]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

oh please let this happen...
if you make it here i will give you my address and i will house you all....
stay out of our country...
if you cannont control your OWN niggers what makes you think you can do anything with ours??
you have one running for president!! hahaha... ours are to drunk to run...
control your own, then come here...
you americans make me laugh...
you want to go everywhere and help everyone else yet your country is the most FUCKED up in the world!!
you call yourselfs "true christians" haha
more like true biggots...
go back to bible school, live in the south, fuck each others sisters, mothers fathers, aunties, grandpas' you stupid bunch of monkeys

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I'm actually starting to warm towards you Boylover Bappists - maybe one day I too will have my sphincter ruptured

What is it about the typical alcohol-ravaged Australien brain that they continue, post after post, to confuse Baptists with Catholics? They keep whining that they're normal human beings, but this constant confusion of theirs just proves what a lie that is.

[Deaner]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

The hole of Australia...

[bung79]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

And how many of them have lost their soul to satan? How many are staggering drunks, debauched perverts, Godless criminals who turn their backs on Jesus?....

You're so tolerant and understanding.

[DAMNED ATHIEST]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I'm actually starting to warm towards you Boylover Bappists - maybe one day I too will have my sphincter ruptured and find Jesusalthough science fiction is not really my forte.

You certainly have the right idea about our native fauna though.


A word of warning about replacing our national anthem with "Come speckled franger" - we will not put up with such filth here.

Even us athiests have some morals & "Thunderstruck" will remain our national anthem for eternity.

[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Zeke, I know your so much better than this. Come here, then judge.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Village of Sydney, you have no clue do you. Greater Sydney has a land area the same as Rhode Island, and has a population of 5.5 million people.
The hole of Australia has the same land mass as the USA and a population of 21 009 534 (via the ABS).

And how many of them have lost their soul to satan? How many are staggering drunks, debauched perverts, Godless criminals who turn their backs on Jesus?

Your whole cesspool of an island isn't worth one True Christian™ in God's loving eyes.

[Battery]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Village of Sydney, you have no clue do you. Greater Sydney has a land area the same as Rhode Island, and has a population of 5.5 million people.
The hole of Australia has the same land mass as the USA and a population of 21 009 534 (via the ABS).

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Thank you, Boylover Thomas! We will make sure our missionaries have the appropriate picket signs and a bullhorn each!

John Paul the Great

Is your cult still trying to get that ridiculousness into the vernacular? The only thing JP2 is great at is screaming in the fires of Hell.

Are you coming to personally evangilize our retarded, homer, scumfilled nation?

Oh no, I've got standards. I'm a Platinum Tither. All the missionaries are Gold Tithers and below. We can't risk any Platinum Tithers being kidnapped and ransomed after all.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

I saw THIS secular story about how satan worship increses in australia every place you papists open a "church."

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Could it be a coincidence that us Catholics are hosting something in Australia around the middle of July as well?

http://www.wyd2008.org/

The Eleventh World Youth Day celebration will be held in Sydney, Australia from July 15 to July 20 of '08.

Theme:

"You will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes upon you; and you will be My witnesses" (Acts 1:8)

Plan of Events:

For 12 months in the run-up to the main event, from July 2007 until the beginning of World Youth Day 2008, a large wooden WYD Cross and a large Icon of the Virgin Mary will journey around the dioceses of Australia, engaging with a variety of Catholic parishes and communities. The WYD Cross was entrusted to the youth of the world by Pope John Paul II as a sign of peace and hope. The large icon of the Virgin Mary is a symbol intended to represent Mary's maternal love for young people.
In the week preceding the main event, many young Catholic pilgrims will have spent time in different parts of Australia, staying with a local parish as part of the Days in the Dioceses. After their stay, they will then travel to Sydney for the Opening Mass of the week-long main event.
On Tuesday 15 July, World Youth Day 2008 will begin with the Opening Mass, celebrated by George Cardinal Pell, the Archbishop of Sydney.
Each morning from Tuesday 15 to Thursday 17 July, Catechesis will be held in approximately 300 locations. This is where pilgrims will receive teachings from a Bishop, and will also celebrate Mass. In the afternoons, pilgrims will then journey into the city and attend the Youth Festival which will consist of a series of art exhibitions, concerts, seminars, conferences, etc.
On Thursday 17 July, Sydney and hundreds of thousands of young Catholics from around the world will be present to welcome Pope Benedict XVI as he arrives in Australia.
On Friday 18 July, there will be a live re-enactment of the Stations of the Cross at major city landmarks. On Saturday 19 July, pilgrims will embark on a 10-kilometre pilgrimage walk, beginning at the Mary MacKillop Chapel, over the Sydney Harbour Bridge and across the city to attend an overnight Vigil before the Mass at Randwick Racecourse.
Up to 300,000 pilgrims will sleep out under the stars at Randwick, before an estimated 500,000 participants are expected to attend the Final Mass celebrated by Pope Benedict XVI on Sunday 20 July.[5] Pope Benedict will continue a tradition of Australian papal Masses at Randwick Racecourse, following in the footsteps of Popes John Paul II and Paul VI.



And like every World Youth Day, we run into separated brethren such as you who try to lead us astray from the Rock of Peter. I remember back in '02 in Toronto (John Paul the Great's last World Youth Day, might I add) I tore up one of the tracts right in their face. They were crying as I left...

Try and disrupt our joy all you want-to quote one of your hymns, "I Shall Not Be Moved!"

[Born Once]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Are you coming to personally evangilize our retarded, homer, scumfilled nation?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

These lines from the original Lyrics:

"Let me Abos go loose, Lou, Let me Abos go loose. They're of no further use, Lou, so let me Abos go loose."

Seem to be a bit of a slur against Australia's Indigenous population.

SEE ALSO.......

Why would they want them running loose?!?! No wonder Australia is in dire need of evangelical intervention!