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  • caitlin
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2008
    • 91

    #106
    Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

    Originally posted by Juliette View Post
    Whenever you think things can't get any lower with these Austrialians something even more disgusting pops to the surface.

    See how this perverted Aussie 'Artist' brutalizes the divine face of our beloved Godly President George W. Bush.

    I hope our mission will be prepared.
    i always thought bush's face looked like it had been *deleted for decency*....
    If you think that is disturbing, you should google *deleted for decency*, its fabulous!
    Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 02-22-2008, 10:44 PM. Reason: Removed sodomite pornograph

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #107
      Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

      Originally posted by caitlin View Post
      i always thought bush's face looked like it had been *deleted for decency*....
      If you think that is disturbing, you should google *deleted for decency*, its fabulous!
      That's sick and disgusting, and I hope no children saw the filth you wrote! I will not have you promoting sodomite pornography on this God-fearing website!
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      • aujohnny
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Feb 2008
        • 13

        #108
        Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

        OMG

        You guys are coming to our Garden of Eden!

        I just got off the phone to Kevin Rudd, Our ruler and Prime Minister.

        He just assured me that he has the Military, Police & Coast Guard on alert to Shoot Landover missionary's on site.

        He assured me that your plane will not make it to our soil.

        After your planes, Boats and other transportation device's are shot down or sunk he has invited us True Aussies to his mansion for free full strength BEER. God's juice from his very breast.

        Honestly, Don't even try it. Australia is against Wominising Demonic barsteds like you. It IS a crime here to say woman aint as worthy as men AND Religious beliefes will not save you from the law here. It has been tried by Muslims. You people (If still alive) will be locked away in one of our many hardcore prisons to be raped and bashed daily by Beer bellied beast's

        So.. With the Military, Prime Minister and the WHOLE of Australia againts you. You gotta ask yourself.. Do you feel lucky?

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        • aujohnny
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2008
          • 13

          #109
          Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

          Oh just got off the phone with the national Chruch's in Australia.

          Us Atheist, Muslim, Catholic, Christians, Buddhist, Jews, Hindu and more will be banding together to fight off any landover cult missionary's

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          • ForGodsSake
            X-Aussie Evangelist
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2008
            • 493

            #110
            Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

            Originally posted by aujohnny View Post
            OMG

            You guys are coming to our Garden of Eden!

            I just got off the phone to Kevin Rudd, Our ruler and Prime Minister.

            He just assured me that he has the Military, Police & Coast Guard on alert to Shoot Landover missionary's on site.

            He assured me that your plane will not make it to our soil.

            After your planes, Boats and other transportation device's are shot down or sunk he has invited us True Aussies to his mansion for free full strength BEER. God's juice from his very breast.

            Honestly, Don't even try it. Australia is against Wominising Demonic barsteds like you. It IS a crime here to say woman aint as worthy as men AND Religious beliefes will not save you from the law here. It has been tried by Muslims. You people (If still alive) will be locked away in one of our many hardcore prisons to be raped and bashed daily by Beer bellied beast's

            So.. With the Military, Prime Minister and the WHOLE of Australia againts you. You gotta ask yourself.. Do you feel lucky?
            Guess what you heathen heretic knob, we are already here scum , and poor old Ruddy is to busy practicing his depraved rituals with his animals. Oh oops i mean the dep prime minister there Fornicators. JESUS will sort there depraved scum like practices out real quick

            Originally posted by aujohnny View Post
            Oh just got off the phone with the national Church's in Australia.

            Us Atheist, Muslim, Catholic, Christians, Buddhist, Jews, Hindu and more will be banding together to fight off any landover cult missionary's
            National Churches of Australia. You stupid Heathen, we don't have a national Church network over here you idiot. We have a national heathen scum heretic fornication network here. Oh that's what you were referring to.
            And the missionaries will be flooding in here to deprived OZ like pure water from the heavens pal.. repent before you end up with the rest of heathen scum. In hell .
            (2 Peter 3:10)

            But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #111
              Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

              Originally posted by aujohnny View Post
              I just got off the phone to Kevin Rudd...He just assured me that he has the Military, Police & Coast Guard on alert to Shoot Landover missionary's on site.
              As if we needed any proof that you're a drunken, criminal liar, there's no chance that even the president of a cesspool like Australia would take a phone call from a barely literate retarded like you. With your near complete lack of knowledge on how to properly use an apostrophe, I even doubt you have the mental capacity to know how to use a phone.
              But let's say that Australia is even more backward than previously thought possible that your president would take your call, and you are more intelligent than your posts would indicate and you were able to make the call. Crocodile Kevin Rudd is a notorious cut and runner who wouldn't have the intestinal fortitude to shoot down a Cessna carrying Osama Bin Laden let alone a private American jet.
              Posted via Prayer

              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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              • Goats
                Unsaved trash
                • Oct 2007
                • 74

                #112
                Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                Haven't even read the topic. Probably a load of bullshit anyway. Hello I'm back to argue my point across to you stubborn gits. Pastor Ezekiel, your mum tasted sweet last night The biscuits she made were good too.
                God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #113
                  Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                  Originally posted by Goats View Post
                  Haven't even read the topic. Probably a load of bullshit anyway. Hello I'm back to argue my point across to you stubborn gits. Pastor Ezekiel, your mum tasted sweet last night The biscuits she made were good too.
                  Another useless post like that an you will band. You welcome to express your' opinion but kiddy troll and you're out of here.

                  Do you understand?

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • lady_c
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 113

                    #114
                    Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                    Banned not band.

                    Can I ask you a question good pastor? Is Bobby-Joe your real name? If it is, it's a real shame that your mother gave you such a hicks-ville name. I'd change it personally.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78552

                      #115
                      Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                      Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                      Banned not band.

                      Can I ask you a question good pastor? Is Bobby-Joe your real name? If it is, it's a real shame that your mother gave you such a hicks-ville name. I'd change it personally.
                      Why is it that you drunken criminal aussie scum are all so hateful? Why do you hate Jesus so?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • lady_c
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 113

                        #116
                        Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Why is it that you drunken criminal aussie scum are all so hateful? Why do you hate Jesus so?
                        1. I am not drunk, criminal and scum, don't judge, you don't know me.
                        2. I used to love Jesus, but my faith has since being destroyed in the hands of certain True Christians ™ Americans

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #117
                          Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                          Originally posted by leidese View Post
                          1. I used to love Jesus, but my faith has since being destroyed in the hands of certain True Christians ™ Americans
                          That's just a terrible statement. It's good that you found us, though. Spend some time here, and hopefully your faith will be strengthened.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • lady_c
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 113

                            #118
                            Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                            Not likely, I've requested for Zeke to ban me.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78552

                              #119
                              Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                              Originally posted by lady_c View Post
                              Not likely, I've requested for Zeke to ban me.
                              Why should you be banned? You haven't done anything that every other drunken criminal aussie scum hasn't done in our Godly forum. We're used to it, no need to throw yourself off a bridge.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • lady_c
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 113

                                #120
                                Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                                Think Zekey! you know who I am, ban me!

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