[caitlin]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Whenever you think things can't get any lower with these Austrialians something even more disgusting pops to the surface.

See how this perverted Aussie 'Artist' brutalizes the divine face of our beloved Godly President George W. Bush.

I hope our mission will be prepared.

i always thought bush's face looked like it had been *deleted for decency*....
If you think that is disturbing, you should google *deleted for decency*, its fabulous!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

i always thought bush's face looked like it had been *deleted for decency*....
If you think that is disturbing, you should google *deleted for decency*, its fabulous!

That's sick and disgusting, and I hope no children saw the filth you wrote! I will not have you promoting sodomite pornography on this God-fearing website!

[aujohnny]

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OMG

You guys are coming to our Garden of Eden!

I just got off the phone to Kevin Rudd, Our ruler and Prime Minister.

He just assured me that he has the Military, Police & Coast Guard on alert to Shoot Landover missionary's on site.

He assured me that your plane will not make it to our soil.

After your planes, Boats and other transportation device's are shot down or sunk he has invited us True Aussies to his mansion for free full strength BEER. God's juice from his very breast.

Honestly, Don't even try it. Australia is against Wominising Demonic barsteds like you. It IS a crime here to say woman aint as worthy as men AND Religious beliefes will not save you from the law here. It has been tried by Muslims. You people (If still alive) will be locked away in one of our many hardcore prisons to be raped and bashed daily by Beer bellied beast's

So.. With the Military, Prime Minister and the WHOLE of Australia againts you. You gotta ask yourself.. Do you feel lucky?

[aujohnny]

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Oh just got off the phone with the national Chruch's in Australia.

Us Atheist, Muslim, Catholic, Christians, Buddhist, Jews, Hindu and more will be banding together to fight off any landover cult missionary's

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

OMG

You guys are coming to our Garden of Eden!

I just got off the phone to Kevin Rudd, Our ruler and Prime Minister.

He just assured me that he has the Military, Police & Coast Guard on alert to Shoot Landover missionary's on site.

He assured me that your plane will not make it to our soil.

After your planes, Boats and other transportation device's are shot down or sunk he has invited us True Aussies to his mansion for free full strength BEER. God's juice from his very breast.

Honestly, Don't even try it. Australia is against Wominising Demonic barsteds like you. It IS a crime here to say woman aint as worthy as men AND Religious beliefes will not save you from the law here. It has been tried by Muslims. You people (If still alive) will be locked away in one of our many hardcore prisons to be raped and bashed daily by Beer bellied beast's

So.. With the Military, Prime Minister and the WHOLE of Australia againts you. You gotta ask yourself.. Do you feel lucky?

Guess what you heathen heretic knob, we are already here scum , and poor old Ruddy is to busy practicing his depraved rituals with his animals. Oh oops i mean the dep prime minister there Fornicators. JESUS will sort there depraved scum like practices out real quick

Oh just got off the phone with the national Church's in Australia.

Us Atheist, Muslim, Catholic, Christians, Buddhist, Jews, Hindu and more will be banding together to fight off any landover cult missionary's

National Churches of Australia. You stupid Heathen, we don't have a national Church network over here you idiot. We have a national heathen scum heretic fornication network here. Oh that's what you were referring to.
And the missionaries will be flooding in here to deprived OZ like pure water from the heavens pal.. repent before you end up with the rest of heathen scum. In hell .

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I just got off the phone to Kevin Rudd...He just assured me that he has the Military, Police & Coast Guard on alert to Shoot Landover missionary's on site.

As if we needed any proof that you're a drunken, criminal liar, there's no chance that even the president of a cesspool like Australia would take a phone call from a barely literate retarded like you. With your near complete lack of knowledge on how to properly use an apostrophe, I even doubt you have the mental capacity to know how to use a phone.
But let's say that Australia is even more backward than previously thought possible that your president would take your call, and you are more intelligent than your posts would indicate and you were able to make the call. Crocodile Kevin Rudd is a notorious cut and runner who wouldn't have the intestinal fortitude to shoot down a Cessna carrying Osama Bin Laden let alone a private American jet.

[Goats]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Haven't even read the topic. Probably a load of bullshit anyway. Hello I'm back to argue my point across to you stubborn gits. Pastor Ezekiel, your mum tasted sweet last night The biscuits she made were good too.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Haven't even read the topic. Probably a load of bullshit anyway. Hello I'm back to argue my point across to you stubborn gits. Pastor Ezekiel, your mum tasted sweet last night The biscuits she made were good too.

Another useless post like that an you will band. You welcome to express your' opinion but kiddy troll and you're out of here.

Do you understand?

[lady_c]

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Banned not band.

Can I ask you a question good pastor? Is Bobby-Joe your real name? If it is, it's a real shame that your mother gave you such a hicks-ville name. I'd change it personally.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Banned not band.

Can I ask you a question good pastor? Is Bobby-Joe your real name? If it is, it's a real shame that your mother gave you such a hicks-ville name. I'd change it personally.

Why is it that you drunken criminal aussie scum are all so hateful? Why do you hate Jesus so?

[lady_c]

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Why is it that you drunken criminal aussie scum are all so hateful? Why do you hate Jesus so?

1. I am not drunk, criminal and scum, don't judge, you don't know me.
2. I used to love Jesus, but my faith has since being destroyed in the hands of certain True Christians ™ Americans

[Nobar King]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

1. I used to love Jesus, but my faith has since being destroyed in the hands of certain True Christians ™ Americans

That's just a terrible statement. It's good that you found us, though. Spend some time here, and hopefully your faith will be strengthened.

[lady_c]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Not likely, I've requested for Zeke to ban me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Not likely, I've requested for Zeke to ban me.

Why should you be banned? You haven't done anything that every other drunken criminal aussie scum hasn't done in our Godly forum. We're used to it, no need to throw yourself off a bridge.

[lady_c]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Think Zekey! you know who I am, ban me!