God Hates Turkey (The Country, NOT The Food)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Praise Jesus, for He has struck at the heart of islamofascist Turkey, where they wiggle their butts in the air 5 times a day to the false god "allah" (piss be upon him). God truly HATES Turkey.

Powerful earthquake strikes poor eastern Turkey


Istanbul, Turkey (CNN) -- As night fell over eastern Turkey on Sunday following the most powerful earthquake in at least a decade, citizens were using flashlights and shovels as they clambered over the rubble of collapsed buildings looking for survivors.

At least seven aftershocks rattled the region, one of the nation's poorest. The extent of casualties was not immediately known.

Some 25 apartment buildings and a student dormitory collapsed in the town of Ercis on the north shore of Lake Van, the Turkish Red Crescent said.

Local rescuers took many wounded people out of the dormitory, the Red Crescent statement said, without saying exactly how many.

A health services building also collapsed, along with part of a hospital, CNN sister network CNN Turk reported. At least two doctors were thought to be in the rubble of the health services building, the network said. The injured were being treated in the hospital's garden.

[Bible Student]

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Praise Jesus, for He has struck at the heart of islamofascist Turkey, where they wiggle their butts in the air 5 times a day to the false god "allah" (piss be upon him). God truly HATES Turkey.

I think God is getting a little soft on Turkey (maybe because of the upcoming American holiday) because he only collapsed 26 apartment buildings and left them alone for a decade. But at least we know the end of the world is not coming anytime soon because if so we should see far more earthquakes in the country that stole the name of such a wonderful American dinner bird.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Have the Turks gone mad, or is it just their president, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan? Not content with inflicting his own unpronounceable name on news anchors the world over, he has now changed the name of his country. Here is a report from someone who can pronounce it - Ilgın Karlıdağ. (No, none of that name is a spelling mistake.)

Apparently "Turkey" is too straightforward. Everyone knows what a turkey is and most people over the age of 5 are able to spell the word, sometimes correctly. But President Erdoan (I'm not bothering to write that weird "g" again - it doesn't add anything and is merely an affectation) doesn't want his country associated with movie-theater failures and delicious Thanksgiving meals. So now he wants us to call it Türkiye. Note, once more, the fancy letter in there - ü, blatantly stolen from the Germans (probably spelled Ğermans and pronounced Ermans in what we must now call Türkiyish).

I suppose it is good news for printers of maps and atlases, but does anyone else benefit from this?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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From what I can tell, Erdogan has done nothing but try to become a mooselamic dictator. One wonders what “represents and expresses the culture, civilisation, and values of the Turkish nation in the best way” means - perhaps to resurrect the old Ottoman Empire? Certainly he can't mean "multiculturalism"? And then why is Turkey a member of NATO?

Ordinairly the Clinton's are to blame for this - but in this case Obama is to blame.

President Recep Tayyip Erdogan said the new name “represents and expresses the culture, civilisation, and values of the Turkish nation in the best way”.

[MitzaLizalor]

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My phone doesn't have Ğ or Ü - is it OK to put "The Former Turkey" instead?

[handmaiden]

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Whew! I am really glad Pastor Zeke clarified The Lord's position on this matter. I just had a turkey sandwich for lunch.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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My phone doesn't have Ğ or Ü - is it OK to put "The Former Turkey" instead?

I see you managed, despite that. JesOS must have fixed that for you, Sister Mitza! Are you using it in the new Power-of-Prayer Mode? It's a little heavy on battery life, but amazing how it just KNOWS what you meant to write. It makes me think of 2 Timothy 3:16:


All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

[Basilissa]

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My phone doesn't have Ğ or Ü - is it OK to put "The Former Turkey" instead?

I think that to be on the safe side with the wokish crowds, maybe avoid the "T" word altogether and go with the Latin name, Meleagris gallopavo.

[MitzaLizalor]

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That's a bit of a mouthful. The phone doesn't have internet connection but I could just put Gallopavo in texts maybe? It sounds sort of romantic, doesn't it. Are there palm trees?

[Dennis Lukes]

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Turkish is an absolutely sickening language. Sounds like something ogres or goblins would speak. I wouldn't be surprised if it's one of the more widely spoken languages in Hell.

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Sounds like something ogres or and goblins would speak .. it

I wouldn't be surprised if it's one of the more widely spoken languages in Hell..

..as a visit to Turkey will confirm. But some of them speak the American language and are very well informed. They do not look like goblins. Having good information however is no argument against perdition. Have you ever seen the whirling dervishes? Unbelievably pathetic. It's what happens when you found a nation upon sufism, the adult equivalent of rolling down a bank to be giddy. They've heard of Jesus but for some reason they'd rather do this:

WARNING: nasal yodelling

And people travel to see it! For enlightenment?

[WWJDnow]

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I agree that God hates the country Turkey. That's why he made them a backward, Muslim nation. Let's face it, throughout history, the Turks have never amounted to much.

I'm pretty sure God hates the animal, too. Why else would He not even have mentioned it in the Bible?