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  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817

    #376
    Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

    Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
    Roberta that just made me laugh a lot ha ha
    Is it not a sin according to you to have those sort of thoughts? Also what time is it with you there? its 10:08 pm with me.

    Because every night I pray that my grandfather wh has had a stroke recovers, I pray for family and friends that I have lost or that might be gone tomorrow.

    I have just 3 questions for you:
    1. If, on my death bed, I believe every word of christ and the lord and I have still lead a non selfish and good life, will I get in to heaven?
    2. If the answer is yes to number one does that not slightly annoy you and how can this be fair and just?
    3. If evolution is not real, and Adam and Eve were white (I'm only assuming from drawings) how are there black people?
    You know, Jake, this is not an exercise in levity.

    1) What ever gave you such a silly idea?
    2) I don't think there is a single sais in heaven.
    3) Don't you know anything about the curse of Ham?

    Oh, and it's day light savings time here.
    Come climb my mountains.

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    • JACOB the queer scott
      Unsaved trash, scottish retard
      • Mar 2012
      • 72

      #377
      Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
      He's a bit like you filthy atheists in that he makes up his own values but then he pretends to be Christian to look respectable which seems somehow worse.

      Makes me sick

      You can ask him about it in Hell in between thrusts from the barbed member of Satan.

      If you ever got the chance to meet me you'd know I'm not a two faced person I say my opinion to peoples face and I believe this version of christianity I was brought up Protestant and know right from wrong

      You've still failed to answer any of my three questions also

      "Dang"? really? it sounds bad when you actualy say it, but to type it? wow...
      Well sacrificing his son for our sins is pretty loving and Jeusus telling others to treat others how we would want to be treated and the whole turning the other cheek stuff.
      And God will forgive your sins if you embrace him
      For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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      • Redeemed Papist
        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2011
        • 10409

        #378
        Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

        Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
        If you ever got the chance to meet me you'd know I'm not a two faced person I say my opinion to peoples face and I believe this version of christianity I was brought up Protestant and know right from wrong

        You've still failed to answer any of my three questions also

        "Dang"? really? it sounds bad when you actualy say it, but to type it? wow...
        Well sacrificing his son for our sins is pretty loving and Jeusus telling others to treat others how we would want to be treated and the whole turning the other cheek stuff.
        And God will forgive your sins if you embrace him
        You've been misled, sonny. Go and actually read a Bible. It will change your life and suddenly you will see God the way I see him. I had to go through the same thing when I started to suspect that Catholics aren't really Christians and it was painful but necessary. Now I see God clearly and know just how much He really deserves total faith. It's a real weight off your shoulders.
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        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
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        • JACOB the queer scott
          Unsaved trash, scottish retard
          • Mar 2012
          • 72

          #379
          Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

          Originally posted by Roberta View Post
          You know, Jake, this is not an exercise in levity.

          1) What ever gave you such a silly idea?
          2) I don't think there is a single sais in heaven.
          3) Don't you know anything about the curse of Ham?

          Oh, and it's day light savings time here.

          1. Well I was told it's never too late to embrace God in to your life and criminals turn their life around thanks to God.
          2. What is a sais? and have you been to heaven there may be one?
          3. So now it's a curse to be black? Don't get me wrong I find racist jokes funny but not just to black people about everyone so really I'm not racist xD
          Do you not think that possibly Jesus may have been black? considering he was in the middle east? well maybe not black but probably not white
          For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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          • Roberta
            Anti La Leche League Organizer
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 1817

            #380
            Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

            You've still failed to answer any of my three questions
            I thought I had answered all of them, Janus.

            Why are you so fixated on me? Have you ever been with a non-ovine female?
            Come climb my mountains.

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            • Thinks Design
              Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
              • Mar 2012
              • 366

              #381
              Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

              Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
              1. Well I was told it's never too late to embrace God in to your life and criminals turn their life around thanks to God.
              2. What is a sais? and have you been to heaven there may be one?
              3. So now it's a curse to be black? Don't get me wrong I find racist jokes funny but not just to black people about everyone so really I'm not racist xD
              Do you not think that possibly Jesus may have been black? considering he was in the middle east? well maybe not black but probably not white
              If you want to beat these people you need to know the Bible otherwise they have an answer for everything.

              Beleive me I know what I'm saying.

              ThinksDesign
              I whore for Satan

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              • JACOB the queer scott
                Unsaved trash, scottish retard
                • Mar 2012
                • 72

                #382
                Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                I thought I had answered all of them, Janus.

                Why are you so fixated on me? Have you ever been with a non-ovine female?
                You did I didn't see them at the time apologies and the questions wern't specifically for you I was asking everyone. I'll be honest I don't know what non ovine means. But if it means having a girlfriend then I've only had one, I was with her 4 years and engaged to her then I moved away for work reasons and I've only had one night stands since.

                if that's the case then this is not the God I've been brought up with and known and loved..
                There's a close friend of mine who follows a different christianity called Christelphian don't know what your views are on that..
                For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                • JACOB the queer scott
                  Unsaved trash, scottish retard
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 72

                  #383
                  Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                  Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                  If you want to beat these people you need to know the Bible otherwise they have an answer for everything.

                  Beleive me I know what I'm saying.

                  ThinksDesign
                  ha ha thanks for the tip, I'm not wanting to beat them just try and understand them Everyone is entitled to an opinion and diversity is what makes this earth the beuatiful place it is. It annoyed me what they were saying about the Isle of man granted because the people and the place are lovely.
                  Until I saw this I actually wanted to move to America, Florida specifically I love my fishing shooting and Diving and I went there in August it was such a great place
                  For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                  • Thinks Design
                    Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 366

                    #384
                    Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                    I'll be honest I don't know what non ovine means.
                    It means sheep. I know it's not funny but these people really believe in God and the bible. I was bought up to believe in god and I still do but there is lot of stuff my Sunady school teachers left out.

                    These guys embrace it all. I've been rethinking what it means to be a Christian and I just don't think I can be as punitive as the bible wants me to be.

                    ThinksDesign
                    I whore for Satan

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                    • JACOB the queer scott
                      Unsaved trash, scottish retard
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 72

                      #385
                      Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                      Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                      It means sheep. I know it's not funny but these people really believe in God and the bible. I was bought up to believe in god and I still do but there is lot of stuff my Sunady school teachers left out.

                      These guys embrace it all. I've been rethinking what it means to be a Christian and I just don't think I can be as punitive as the bible wants me to be.

                      ThinksDesign
                      yeah i thought so
                      it's just an interpretation I don't think it's as black and white as these people make it out to be :/ I think they are almost as bad extremist muslims but they havn't become terrorists

                      but the majority of muslims arnt terrorists and are lovely people
                      everyone is entitled to an opinion though

                      if this is what the bible wants me to be then no it's not happening and I'm me and thats why we're all unique
                      For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78551

                        #386
                        Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                        Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                        yeah i thought so
                        it's just an interpretation I don't think it's as black and white as these people make it out to be :/ I think they are almost as bad extremist muslims but they havn't become terrorists

                        but the majority of muslims arnt terrorists and are lovely people
                        everyone is entitled to an opinion though

                        if this is what the bible wants me to be then no it's not happening and I'm me and thats why we're all unique
                        First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                        Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                        Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • JACOB the queer scott
                          Unsaved trash, scottish retard
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 72

                          #387
                          Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                          Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                          Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                          Well my friend I feel exactaly the same about the isle of man and wales as you do on your version of christianity as they are my home and I have close friends and family in both places, so I was just offended about these outrages comments as you are with mine. Make a fool of myself? It's judgemental, ignorant people such as yourself that makes the majority of the world hate Americans and the sad thing is the Americans I have met are amazing people, I have a an Uncle who lives in Ohio and plays the organ for his church, he has a wife and they're two of the nicest people I know.
                          Your interpretation of God just makes him seem like the playground bully "Live this way or I'm going to punish you" and that is not the God I have been brough up with, know and love.
                          You all have made this a great experience an in all honesty, I thank you for it. I was thinking of applying for jobs out there as I'm coming towards the end of my college years and apprenticeship but I am having second thoughts now.
                          And I thought that God welcomes all? even the sinners if they change their life and embrace him? or am I wrong about that too? there's no "Born again christians"?
                          Why be so angry about it? Yes my first comment was angry because you insulted my home and I just though it was out of order. Why are you so scared of people having different ideas? If you are right then you get through pearly and we burn in eternal damnation it's a win win for you surly?
                          For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                             
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 9062

                            #388
                            Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                            I have a an Uncle who lives in Ohio and plays the organ
                            Less of the gay slang, pal.

                            YIC
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • JACOB the queer scott
                              Unsaved trash, scottish retard
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 72

                              #389
                              Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                              Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                              Less of the gay slang, pal.

                              YIC
                              It's not gay slang... he plays the organ for his church on a Sunday... You know the thing thats like a like a piano with tubes coming from it
                              For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                              • JACOB the queer scott
                                Unsaved trash, scottish retard
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 72

                                #390
                                Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                                That gent you forwarded to me too I quote "We tend to get two types of dissenters here. Some are calm and reasonable folks who are capable of rational discussion. I personally enjoy discussing religious topics with this sort of person"
                                And I'm sorry for being so aggresive before hand, but, personaly I have enjoyed this experience
                                For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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