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  • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

    Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
    ...The leader of the church of England which is my version of christianity was quoted over easter saying "the bible is not to be taken literally, the bible is real and as long as you follow the morals of the stories and lead a good life that's all God asks for"...
    Really? Elizabeth II said that? Source, please.

    "Church of England
    Supreme Governor Queen Elizabeth II"



    Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
    ...This version of christianity has been around a lot longer than yours 600 AD I think?...
    Ever hear of a guy called John THE BAPTIST? Now who do you think has been around longer?

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    • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

      If you read previous comments I say I use to live in the Isle of Man for 4 years and have family there. My mother is Manx and my father is welsh they met at university. I also speak German and French
      No not Queen Elizabeth, the Archbishop of Cantobory
      you ask for a source yet use wikipedia? I edit that every day just for a laugh
      For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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      • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

        Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
        If you read previous comments I say I use to live in the Isle of Man for 4 years and have family there. My mother is Manx and my father is welsh they met at university. I also speak German and French
        No not Queen Elizabeth, the Archbishop of Cantobory
        you ask for a source yet use wikipedia? I edit that every day just for a laugh
        Perhaps if you hadn't spread your linguistic ability so thin you'd make sense more often.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

          Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
          ...No not Queen Elizabeth, the Archbishop of Cantobory...
          "Cantobory" doesn't exist. Did you mean Canterbury?

          From the horse's mouth: "Her Majesty the Queen is the Supreme Governor of the Church of England"

          -http://www.churchofengland.org/about-us/structure.aspx

          Please learn about your own faith before questioning others. It would help you look not such an idiot.

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          • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

            Nah I like it I can translate all I make sense most of the time helps when I go travelling as long as I can ask for beer, sex rugby, fishing and the gym then I'm happy. I am also slightly dyslexic and that's why I turned my career to engineering
            For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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            • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

              I said one of the leaders
              Yes I did mean that hence why I did'nt chose anything to do with Linguistics as a career choice.
              The quote was shown on the news.
              Can I ask you something, if someone in the near future claimed to be the second coming of Christ would you actually believe him?
              and is god a man or a woman because in a documentary I watched it said both
              For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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              • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                I said one of the leaders...
                No, you didn't.

                Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                ...The leader of the church of England which is my version of christianity...
                Moving on...

                ...Yes I did mean that hence why I did'nt chose anything to do with Linguistics as a career choice...
                Yeah, I feel so much safer with you as an engineer. If you make a mistake as a linguist, someone doesn't understand your meaning, or at worst, might get offended when you call their mother something foul. If you make a mistake as an engineer, hundreds of people die when that plane you designed falls out of the sky because you got "dyslexic" over a decimal point.

                I find it amazing that dyslexics and autistics make up such a tiny fraction of the population at large, yet over 80% of the visitors who come here are so afflicted (at least they claim to be).

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                • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                  what makes you think I am a design engineer? or for that matter my engineering discipline is aerospace engineering? That's why I double check, triple check and check with my boss.
                  And I said slightly few spelling mistakes and grammer on the computer. When I wright a letter and actualy speak I'm pretty good. You have to be with some of my hobbies. Albert Einstein was also slightly dyslexic or do you also think he was completly wrong about all his theories too?
                  For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                  • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                    Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                    Nah I like it I can translate all I make sense most of the time helps when I go travelling as long as I can ask for beer, sex rugby, fishing and the gym then I'm happy. I am also slightly dyslexic and that's why I turned my career to engineering
                    Great. Another homosexual furry.

                    Please note:


                    Never at Landover will you hear a man say, "You got your sex in my rugby!"

                    Why? Because there is no SEX RUGBY allowed!
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                      Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                      Albert Einstein was also slightly dyslexic or do you also think he was completly wrong about all his theories too?
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                        Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                        When I wright a letter and actualy speak I'm pretty good.
                        No!
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                          Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                          Albert Einstein was also slightly dyslexic or do you also think he was completly wrong about all his theories too?
                          Do you suppose M=ec2 would make any difference to a joo scientist?

                          By the way its spelt GRAMMAR!
                          Genesis 7:5
                          And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                          John 8:32
                          And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                          • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                            Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                            what makes you think I am a design engineer? or for that matter my engineering discipline is aerospace engineering? That's why I double check, triple check and check with my boss.
                            And I said slightly few spelling mistakes and grammer on the computer. When I wright a letter and actualy speak I'm pretty good. You have to be with some of my hobbies. Albert Einstein was also slightly dyslexic or do you also think he was completly wrong about all his theories too?
                            Friend, 'theories' are merely guesses. Why guess when you have pure, unadulterated facts like God had written in the Bible?
                            Maybe living in a land of faeries has you brainwashed but I'll take the Truth(r) any day of the week, especially Sunday.
                            Friend, did you know that dyslexia is a form of brain damage? That if the joo had really been such a great guy, that God would of cured his infirmity? So your worshiping of that false God is admitted worship a being whose perceptions of the world are out of wack and disturbed. Yet you continue to pay homage to him. You really need some time for introspection. Perhaps you should sit down with Jesus and think about it.
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                              Well I have taken a few knocks to the head, with playing rugby since I was and later on with drunken brauls in pubs so that may be the reason why
                              For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                              • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                                ISLAND author Rakie Keig will be speaking about her third full-length novel, Home Ground, at the Henry Bloom Noble Library in Douglas next month.

                                The decidedly dark tale unfolds to feature an unwell Romanian, zombies, sheep, late-night medical experiments in the camp’s medical facility, missing internees and a disease that reanimates the dead.


                                A book about ovine buggering gypsies and ghastly surgeries; where do they come up with shite like this? And who would publish it?

                                All aboard for funtime.
                                Come climb my mountains.

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