[Rockdweller]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

I have been reading this thread with both alarm and interest. As someone who saw the light and received Jesus many years ago, I have witnessed the depravity that is widespread on this godforsaken island. I actually own a property there, in the metropolis of Douglas, which is a den of financial vipers who are bleeding the Christian community dry (yes, there are some believers living under almost siege conditions within it’s heathen boundaries) But I can say with my hand on my heart and Jesus in my soul, that I am only residing on this barren outcrop for tax purposes (along with the other 98.6% of the genetically normal immigrant population)

I have seen with my own eyes ‘packs’ of godless youths infesting drinking establishments day and night and even more obscenely on a Sunday afternoon! They congregate to watch overpaid, egotistical homosexuals engage in the publicly televised fornication, known in Britain as football. These people are surely sliding down the bannister of morality into Beelzebub’s basement of torture and will soon be feeling the friction burns of god’s wrath on their scrotal regions.

The symbol on the Manx flag is the ‘Treskilon’ with the island’s motto ‘Quocunque Jeceris Stabit’ which if not literally translated, literally means ‘I spread my legs for anyone’ it has it’s origins in lands that were unchristian until the crusades cleansed them many years ago and also in Scotland possibly?

I also must tell you about the Mannish peoples ungodly eating habits, which explains the obesity and ugliness of these native islanders. They eat vast amounts of Kebabs (a Middle Eastern sandwich prepared from Skewered Sheeps!) I am sure the idea of skewering sheeps arouses them in a sexual way also! In fact there are some cryptic names for these foul foodstuffs, that probably relates to ‘raped’ or ‘virgin’ status of the animal before slaughter!
The other deprived local delicacy is ‘Chips, Cheese and Gravy’ (Chips= UK Fries, Cheese= grated yellow variety and Gravy= brown coloured sauce) I can not imagine anyone enjoying this sordid mess, I have been told that it has some pagan origins and is representive of fingers (chips) semen (melted cheese) and faeces (gravy) possibly to remind them of some perverse acts of anal copulation during their homosexual orgies?

Trust me, I am a beacon of Christianity on this abandoned pillar of devilry cast away from civilization in the Irish sea.

Any local pilgrims who wish may join our small, but healthy flock in the mission hall at 11 Church Street, Douglas to join us in our prayers, we meet daily and worship whole heartedly.

Amen

Charles W Brown Laypreacher and devout worshipper

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Charles W Brown Laypreacher and devout worshipper

Welcome friend. Please make your way over to the introduction section of the forums and tell us about your walk with Jesus.

[perverted from birth]

I have been reading this thread with both alarm and interest. As someone who saw the light and received Jesus many years ago, I have witnessed the depravity that is widespread on this godforsaken island. I actually own a property there, in the metropolis of Douglas, which is a den of financial vipers who are bleeding the Christian community dry (yes, there are some believers living under almost siege conditions within it’s heathen boundaries) But I can say with my hand on my heart and Jesus in my soul, that I am only residing on this barren outcrop for tax purposes (along with the other 98.6% of the genetically normal immigrant population)

I have seen with my own eyes ‘packs’ of godless youths infesting drinking establishments day and night and even more obscenely on a Sunday afternoon! They congregate to watch overpaid, egotistical homosexuals engage in the publicly televised fornication, known in Britain as soccer. These people are surely sliding down the bannister of morality into Beelzebub’s basement of torture and will soon be feeling the friction burns of god’s wrath on their scrotal regions.

The symbol on the Manx flag is the ‘Treskilon’ with the island’s motto ‘Quocunque Jeceris Stabit’ which if not literally translated, literally means ‘I spread my legs for anyone’ it has it’s origins in lands that were unchristian until the crusades cleansed them many years ago and also in Scotland possibly?

I also must tell you about the Mannish peoples ungodly eating habits, which explains the obesity and ugliness of these native islanders. They eat vast amounts of Kebabs (a Middle Eastern sandwich prepared from Skewered Sheeps!) I am sure the idea of skewering sheeps arouses them in a sexual way also! In fact there are some cryptic names for these foul foodstuffs, that probably relates to ‘raped’ or ‘virgin’ status of the animal before slaughter!
The other deprived local delicacy is ‘Chips, Cheese and Gravy’ (Chips= UK Fries, Cheese= grated yellow variety and Gravy= brown coloured sauce) I can not imagine anyone enjoying this sordid mess, I have been told that it has some pagan origins and is representive of fingers (chips) semen (melted cheese) and faeces (gravy) possibly to remind them of some perverse acts of anal copulation during their homosexual orgies?

Trust me, I am a beacon of Christianity on this abandoned pillar of devilry cast away from civilization in the Irish sea.

Any local pilgrims who wish may join our small, but healthy flock in the mission hall at 11 Church Street, Douglas to join us in our prayers, we meet daily and worship whole heartedly.

Amen

Charles W Brown Laypreacher and devout worshipper

If u hate this "godforsaken island" so much then why do you live here? I know you wrote its purely for tax reasons, so then your greed takes over your need to not live on a godforsaken island then obviously. Noone has forced you to live here you have chosen to live here to line your pockets very sad I'm very sorry but if I had the opinions of you I would certainly not stick around even for tax reasons.I find a comment earlier on this thread quite funny to rad now that one of your members has come forward who has visited the island now another that actually live here, earlier someone commented that no true christians would ever set foot on our island so there you go by what your own members are saying you 2 individuals are either not christians at all or liars or worse maybe you are infact both christian and liars. Isn't lying one of the things that get you damned to hell!!!
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[perverted from birth]

They congregate to watch overpaid, egotistical homosexuals engage in the publicly televised fornication, known in Britain as soccer. These people are surely sliding down the bannister of morality into Beelzebub’s basement of torture and will soon be feeling the friction burns of god’s wrath on their scrotal regions.

The symbol on the Manx flag is the ‘Treskilon’ with the island’s motto ‘Quocunque Jeceris Stabit’ which if not literally translated, literally means ‘I spread my legs for anyone’ it has it’s origins in lands that were unchristian until the crusades cleansed them many years ago and also in Scotland possibly?

I also must tell you about the Mannish peoples ungodly eating habits, which explains the obesity and ugliness of these native islanders. They eat vast amounts of Kebabs (a Middle Eastern sandwich prepared from Skewered Sheeps!) I am sure the idea of skewering sheeps arouses them in a sexual way also! In fact there are some cryptic names for these foul foodstuffs, that probably relates to ‘raped’ or ‘virgin’ status of the animal before slaughter!
The other deprived local delicacy is ‘Chips, Cheese and Gravy’

I do infact suspect you are an american poser as you made a mistake in your comment that someone who was english manx scottish irish wouldn't make we do not refer to that sport as football at all in the uk it is known as soccer. Only americans refer to soccer as soccer so you are wrong there.
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[perverted from birth]

You can keep editing what I write to make me look stupid all you want. What happened to freedom of speech obviously that doesn't apply to people who dare to dispute what you have said,or indeed correct you when you are indeed incorrect. I also love how I'm marked as unsaved trash and put under investigation, all because I dare to question the faith and truthfullness of a couple of your members.
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[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

You can keep editing what I write to make me look stupid all you want. What happened to freedom of speech obviously that doesn't apply to people who dare to dispute what you have said,or indeed correct you when you are indeed incorrect. I also love how I'm marked as unsaved trash and put under investigation, all because I dare to question the faith and truthfullness of a couple of your members.
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You're marked like that because you are unsaved trash and under investigation. Everyone is marked like that when they join. That is because they are unsaved trash and under investigation.

You really are very very paranoid. I was unsaved trash and under investigation once. My previous existence as a papist (which I was honest about) rightly needed investigation to see if I had stopped worshipping idols and dead people.

So when are you going to start praising Jesus and renouncing your sheep obsession?

[perverted from birth]

You're marked like that because you are unsaved trash and under investigation. Everyone is marked like that when they join. That is because they are unsaved trash and under investigation.

You really are very very paranoid. I was unsaved trash and under investigation once. My previous existence as a papist (which I was honest about) rightly needed investigation to see if I had stopped worshipping idols and dead people.

So when are you going to start praising Jesus and renouncing your sheep obsession?

No not paranoid at all. What makes you think we are all obsessed with sheep? Have you been to this island? I doubt it therefore you are voicing illinformed opinions about the island and people that live here.
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[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

No not paranoid at all. What makes you think we are all obsessed with sheep? Have you been to this island? I doubt it therefore you are voicing illinformed opinions about the island and people that live here.
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Because you focussed on the sheep and not if you need to praise Jesus.

[perverted from birth]

Because you focussed on the sheep and not if you need to praise Jesus.

You also focused on my so called obsession with sheep.
I focused on it as it was an insult and wondered if infact you had witnessed our so called obsession with sheep for yourself, or like I said basing illinformed opinions about the island and people that live here on nothing but the say so of one of your members
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[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

You also focused on my so called obsession with sheep.
I focused on it as it was an insult and wondered if infact you had witnessed our so called obsession with sheep for yourself, or like I said basing illinformed opinions about the island and people that live here on nothing but the say so of one of your members
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Again, how is your obsession with if we are ill informed about your island going to save you from being ill informed about being saved from Hell fire?

[Didymus Much]

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...What happened to freedom of speech...

You don't have it. You never have. If you think the UK has freedom of speech then why is a Christian pastor in jail over there for sharing the Biblical Truth(tm) with a couple of flagrant homosexuals that God considers them an abomination and will burn them forever in Hell?

Americans, on the other hand, have some freedom of speech, but even then, not here. Why? This website is not run by the government. The Constitution (that thing that has Freedom of Speech in it) controls what the government can do, not private citizens on a private church website.

Go waste money on a lawyer if you don't believe me.

[perverted from birth]

Again, how is your obsession with if we are ill informed about your island going to save you from being ill informed about being saved from Hell fire?

To be quite honest it looks as if you can not or won't answer simple questions when put too you, instead
You fire back nonsence. I do not have an obsession with your ill informed opinion it does however bother most people from the island that have visited this thread, that you haven't bothered to form your own opinion you are merely going along with another individual's opinion. I don't know much about Iowa or most of america to be honest ,only what I have read in papers,seen on the news or indeed read on the internet. Even with this fact (there are over 5,000 registered sex offenders currently living in your holy state) I still have not formed an opinion, as untill I had visited myself I wouldn't judge. Maybe you all of you on here should take heed and do the same do not judge untill you have been here yourselves.
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[devilmanxcats]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Hello all,
I confess to being a resident on this island that can only be described as ill.
At school we were shoveled portions of chips cheese and gravy some sick sick mixture created to resemble our culture. we also attended 35 lessons a week 30 of which was an all out sick orgy
in which "sheeps" were involved. The other five were being educated about the sexual backgrounds of sheeps and how one day the isle of man can raise an army of scientists to create the "sheeps people." This master race of half man half sheeps will soon be used to destroy the tax system and continue experiments for ways in which manx orgys can become even more sick! Being manx i cannot be forgiven i understand this. It is the way i was raised i was a young man blinded, but the landoverbaptist church has shown me the light! Please save my soul

[Redeemed Papist]

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To be quite honest it looks as if you can not or won't answer simple questions when put too you, instead
You fire back nonsence. I do not have an obsession with your ill informed opinion it does however bother most people from the island that have visited this thread, that you haven't bothered to form your own opinion you are merely going along with another individual's opinion. I don't know much about Iowa or most of america to be honest ,only what I have read in papers,seen on the news or indeed read on the internet. Even with this fact (there are over 5,000 registered sex offenders currently living in your holy state) I still have not formed an opinion, as untill I had visited myself I wouldn't judge. Maybe you all of you on here should take heed and do the same do not judge untill you have been here yourselves.
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You're just obsessed with things of this world.

1 John 2:15 Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.

It's time for you to consider your soul. Who cares what your opinion of America is? God certainly doesn't. God cares whether you do this:

Luke 10:27 And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself.

How can you do this if you keep denying God hates you?

[perverted from birth]

Hello all,
I confess to being a resident on this island that can only be described as ill.
At school we were shoveled portions of chips cheese and gravy some sick sick mixture created to resemble our culture. we also attended 35 lessons a week 30 of which was an all out sick orgy
in which "sheeps" were involved. The other five were being educated about the sexual backgrounds of sheeps and how one day the isle of man can raise an army of scientists to create the "sheeps people." This master race of half man half sheeps will soon be used to destroy the tax system and continue experiments for ways in which manx orgys can become even more sick! Being manx i cannot be forgiven i understand this. It is the way i was raised i was a young man blinded, but the landoverbaptist church has shown me the light! Please save my soul

Yet another I suspect, american claiming to be from the isle of man. If you were from the isle of man you would know we do not consume foods like you claimed we do in our schools. Infact I could tell you in detail the balanced and healthy menu that ours schools provide for our children.I can also tell you we study subjects in schools that have nothing to do with sheep or anything else you claim we study. our curriculum is the same as the majority of the world I think you will find.
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