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  • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

    The only thing I like about this island is it's name. The fact that it went nazi during the war makes it despised by God.
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    • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

      tbh if god is really like you lot I don't want to get in to heaven, I do the right thing, I've saved lives by convincing people not to kill themselves I do charity work yes I've made mistakes but who hasn't?
      But I don't regret getting hammered and having one night stands either, what's wrong with having some fun that doesn't hurt anyone

      and how can you take the bible as fact? its just as plausable that aliens created us if you look at heaven not being on earth and up in the sky? just as believable as a bearded guy who claims to be all forgiven but isn't really hypocritical nonse! I reckon Jesus was gay and that's the only reason why he never shagged Mary the prozzy
      In my opinion you're just as bad as extremist muslims
      No one knows what's after death and why should it matter as long as you have lived a good, non selfish forgiving life?
      Hitler was a through out chrisitian and as long as he apologised for his crimes against humanity he could get in to heaven and yet the nicest guy in the world who didnt believe in God wont
      does not make sense to me and in all honesty I think God/Allah/tren from the planet vergon 6 what ever is out there would be pissed off with the lot of you
      If god really is the way you interpret him I will happily burn in hell. Get use to it after a while anyway
      and yes you do speak english not american you just can't spell or pronounce the words properly.
      Whats language got to with it anyway? I know services that are read in Welsh and is hebrew the devils language because it's not american? The bible was only translated in english around 500 years ago?
      and lets be fair most members of the clergy are peadophiles (pronounced peedo-files)
      For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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      • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

        I dont't fear god if I am going to hell then bring it on!
        and yes I agree with some of the transcripts
        And mate "seeting jealousy"
        Bitch please!
        You're only influential because you invade poor countries with no weapons either for oil or because they don't follow you're religion or because you thought they are getting too powerful?
        Did you also know your country was planning on invading Britain before World War 2? because you thought the British Empire was becoming too powerful?
        and before you say it because you're pig ignorant you did not save our arse in world was 2
        you came 2 days and claimed the glory!
        For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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        • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

          Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
          tbh if god is really like you lot I don't want to get in to heaven, I do the right thing, I've saved lives by convincing people not to kill themselves I do charity work yes I've made mistakes but who hasn't?
          But I don't regret getting hammered and having one night stands either, what's wrong with having some fun that doesn't hurt anyone

          and how can you take the bible as fact? its just as plausable that aliens created us if you look at heaven not being on earth and up in the sky? just as believable as a bearded guy who claims to be all forgiven but isn't really hypocritical nonse! I reckon Jesus was gay and that's the only reason why he never shagged Mary the prozzy
          In my opinion you're just as bad as extremist muslims
          No one knows what's after death and why should it matter as long as you have lived a good, non selfish forgiving life?
          Hitler was a through out chrisitian and as long as he apologised for his crimes against humanity he could get in to heaven and yet the nicest guy in the world who didnt believe in God wont
          does not make sense to me and in all honesty I think God/Allah/tren from the planet vergon 6 what ever is out there would be pissed off with the lot of you
          If god really is the way you interpret him I will happily burn in hell. Get use to it after a while anyway
          and yes you do speak english not american you just can't spell or pronounce the words properly.
          Whats language got to with it anyway? I know services that are read in Welsh and is hebrew the devils language because it's not american? The bible was only translated in english around 500 years ago?
          and lets be fair most members of the clergy are peadophiles (pronounced peedo-files)
          Somewhere in that wall of text I saw you assert that things that are contradictory to Biblical doctrine are just as plausible as those in the Bible.

          This is self-evident nonsense as the Bible is divinely inspired.
          2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

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          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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          • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

            It's a shame you're nuts roberta I'd leave my sheep for you anyday
            For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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            • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

              "Divinly inspired"?
              Dude (which means a half erect camel penis) dispite the reason you americans use it)
              You're telling me that drawing and a silly book is more proof than fossils being found in the earth?
              But the point is surly if you lead a good and non selfish life it's all that really matters?
              For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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              • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                "Divinly inspired"?

                You're telling me that drawing and a silly book is more proof than fossils being found in the earth?
                Obviously!

                You'd rather look at a rock and listen to a man with a beard tell you what he thinks about it than listen to the words of your Creator?

                Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                But the point is surly if you lead a good and non selfish life it's all that really matters?
                John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

                You'd think so if you had no moral compass but luckily for us True Christians(TM) we have God to guide us so we will go to Heaven while you burn no matter how nice and noble you are.

                That's you all mistaken and smug.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                  And Look, do you think these emails your sending me really bother me? If I get deleted I'll make a new accound and come back.
                  But, I don't hate you lot, I don't even dislike, at the end of the day you do what I do, lead a good hard working life. Now and again I go off the wagon yes but the majority of the time I don't I go out drinking twice a month at the most? I'm working 40 hours a week and in college I dont have time to.
                  I'll correct myself about not believeing in the bible, I believe in the morals, I follow the 10 commandments I just don't take it literally
                  Oh and yes I do not agree with George Bush and the only thing I agree with him about is guns because I do love hunting and fishing I am an out doors man and one of my favourite bands is Lynyrd Skynyrd and I have seen them live twice.
                  If you are right then you'll get in to heaven leave us burn in hell if it comes to it just don't force your belief down on to others. It's just a different interpretation!
                  For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                  • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                    Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                    And Look, do you think these emails your sending me really bother me? If I get deleted I'll make a new accound and come back.
                    But, I don't hate you lot, I don't even dislike, at the end of the day you do what I do, lead a good hard working life. Now and again I go off the wagon yes but the majority of the time I don't I go out drinking twice a month at the most? I'm working 40 hours a week and in college I dont have time to.
                    I'll correct myself about not believeing in the bible,
                    I believe in the morals, I follow the 10 commandments I just don't take it literally
                    Oh and yes I do not agree with George Bush and the only thing I agree with him about is guns because I do love hunting and fishing I am an out doors man and one of my favourite bands is Lynyrd Skynyrd and I have seen them live twice.

                    If you are right then you'll get in to heaven leave us burn in hell if it comes to it just don't force your belief down on to others. It's just a different interpretation!
                    Exodus 20:3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
                    Which ten commandments? This is the first.

                    By the way, you came here uninvited. If you don't like our views, just leave.

                    Also, thanks for the persecution.
                    Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                      Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                      It's a shame you're nuts roberta I'd leave my sheep for you anyday
                      Thanks Jacob,

                      I guess that's a Manx complement.

                      My grandad is remembered here; his B-17 went down in '42. I think he was only there two days, Tosser.

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                      • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                        Have you only been reading parts of my posts mate?
                        I do believe in God and Jesus Christ and that he sacrificed his only son for us
                        and as a matter of fact I do because it's solid proof as apposed to a word.
                        I'd say my moral compass is almost spot on in all honesty
                        I do charity work and have raised lots of money for charity
                        I have stopped friends from commiting suicide and other crimes.
                        I don't cheat on anyone when I am in a relationship
                        and I cause no harm and help people when ever I can.
                        But if that's not enough to get in then that's my problem and it's worth a punishment then I'll take it.
                        For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                        • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                          Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                          Have you only been reading parts of my posts mate?
                          I do believe in God and Jesus Christ and that he sacrificed his only son for us
                          and as a matter of fact I do because it's solid proof as apposed to a word.
                          I'd say my moral compass is almost spot on in all honesty
                          I do charity work and have raised lots of money for charity
                          I have stopped friends from commiting suicide and other crimes.
                          I don't cheat on anyone when I am in a relationship
                          and I cause no harm and help people when ever I can.
                          But if that's not enough to get in then that's my problem and it's worth a punishment then I'll take it.
                          So how do you decide which bits of the Bible don't count?

                          I'm always curious about why people choose to spit in Jesus' loving face.
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                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                          • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                            Is that not very similar to the three legs of man?
                            And sorry for your loss I had family members lost there too
                            And I'm not even Manx, I'm Welsh
                            For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                            • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                              Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                              Have you only been reading parts of my posts mate?
                              I do believe in God and Jesus Christ and that he sacrificed his only son for us
                              and as a matter of fact I do because it's solid proof as apposed to a word.
                              I'd say my moral compass is almost spot on in all honesty
                              I do charity work and have raised lots of money for charity
                              I have stopped friends from commiting suicide and other crimes.
                              I don't cheat on anyone when I am in a relationship
                              and I cause no harm and help people when ever I can.
                              But if that's not enough to get in then that's my problem and it's worth a punishment then I'll take it.
                              It's not enough. If you'd stop arguing and start reading you would KNOW that.

                              (James 2:10) "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."



                              Yours in Christ,

                              Z. Smyth
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                              • Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

                                Originally posted by JACOB92 View Post
                                Oh and yes I do not agree with George Bush
                                God says that it doesn't matter if you agree with your superiors, you should simply obey them.

                                Hebrews 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

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