[JACOB the queer scott]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Also answer me this
why is there no mention of kangaroos in the bible?
As the bible was written through holy men from the word of god yet it seems to me that those people people only wrote about animals within my radius of them.
My theory is Australia had not been discovered yet so no one knew about a kangaroo but surly God created all living things so there should be a mention of a kangaroo some where

[JACOB the queer scott]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

you just said it says god hates the isle of man next to where is says where water is wet and ice is cold?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

you just said it says god hates the isle of man next to where is says where water is wet and ice is cold?

I was being sarcastic, you retard.

It's implied and just because the Bible doesn't specifically say water is wet doesn't mean it isn't wet. The Isle of Man has shown itself to be a haven of iniquity and the fools that roar into here from there prove it.

[Roberta]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

You were just kidding about the tattoos, weren't you? Guys with tattoos terrify me--one tried to rape me!

[James Hutchins]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Also answer me this
why is there no mention of kangaroos in the bible?
As the bible was written through holy men from the word of god yet it seems to me that those people people only wrote about animals within my radius of them.
My theory is Australia had not been discovered yet so no one knew about a kangaroo but surly God created all living things so there should be a mention of a kangaroo some where

Freind, are you one of those glue huffers? All you need to do is Huff God and let Him take you away.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Also answer me this
why is there no mention of kangaroos in the bible?
As the bible was written through holy men from the word of god yet it seems to me that those people people only wrote about animals within my radius of them.
My theory is Australia had not been discovered yet so no one knew about a kangaroo but surly God created all living things so there should be a mention of a kangaroo some where

You aren't mentioned in the Holy Bible either. Maybe YOU don't exist!

And why are you prattling on about Australia? Is that where the Isle of Man is?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Isle of Man . . . sounds like a gay resort. You know, the kind with clothing-optional (and condom-optional) Bareback Beach, and with a "dungeon", and "blackout parties" every Saturday where sodomites can exchange viruses and bacteria.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

The Holy Spirit has just told me we are about to be graced with wisdom from Jacob92 any time now. We are so lucky!

[JACOB the queer scott]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

It's kind of hard to tell sarcasm over a computer mate, retard that's rich coming from an American
The leader of the church of England which is my version of christianity was quoted over easter saying "the bible is not to be taken literally, the bible is fictional and as long as you follow the morals of the stories and lead a good life that's all God asks for".
Afraid I'm not joking about the tattoos, I hate my body because it is covered in scars and I rather have art work there.
No the Isle of Man is situated between Gods 4 kingdoms Scotland, England Ireland and Wales the Isle of Man being the 5th. How ever there are wallabies there after they escaped from a Zoo there and they are flourishing
Its named the Isle of Man after the mythical sea God Mannanin

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

It's kind of hard to tell sarcasm over a computer mate, retard that's rich coming from an American

I'm English "Location: Surrounded By Married Homos and Baby Killers in Godless England"

The leader of the church of England which is my version of christianity was quoted over easter saying "the bible is not to be taken literally, the bible is real and as long as you follow the morals of the stories and lead a good life that's all God asks for".

That's because he's wrong.

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

The leader of the Church of England may as well be a Catholic.

Afraid I'm not joking about the tattoos, I hate my body because it is covered in scars and I rather have art work there.
No the Isle of Man is situated between Gods 4 kingdoms Scotland, England Ireland and Wales the Isle of Man being the 5th. How ever there are wallabies there after they escaped from a Zoo there and they are flourishing
Its named the Isle of Man after the mythical sea God Mannanin

The Isle of Man is not and never has been a kingdom and is not acknowledged as such; it is a self-governing Crown Dependency of the United Kingdom, located in the Irish Sea between the islands of Great Britain and Ireland, within the British Isles. The head of state is Queen Elizabeth II, who holds the title of Lord of Mann. The Lord of Mann is represented by a Lieutenant Governor. The island is not part of the United Kingdom, but its foreign relations and defence are the responsibility of the UK Government. Although the United Kingdom does not usually interfere in the island's domestic matters, its "good government" is ultimately the responsibility of the Crown (i.e., in practice, the Government of the United Kingdom).

It's an embarrassment of pagan isolation and barely acknowledged.

[JACOB the queer scott]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Look at you're history the british civil war shows how much the church of England and Catholics hate each other just look at the news updates about all the trouble in nothern ireland
I do know about the politics of the Isle of Man my uncle was Deemster Kerruish (Ker-oosh) and before leaving acted as the Lietenant Govenor of the Isle of man and my grand father is an MLC (Member of the legislative council) for the Isle of man. It's also clear that none of them are a kingdom of God it was just said in the 1700s and just stuck. How can you just say he's wrong? I'm not saying he's right, I'm not saying your wrong because I genuinly don't know what happens after death. This version of christianity has been around a lot longer than yours 600 AD I think? We'll see and if I have lived my life wrong then ah well, hell awaits
What I don't get is why you think you are God's chosen? and the Jews God's people?
Also explain Dinosaurs and prehistoric life? do you genuinly believe they never existed?

[JACOB the queer scott]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Also mate inspiriation is what you just said in thw wuote inspiration can be interpreted in different forms the inspiration for harry potter was heavily influenced by the lord of the rings
different story though

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Please rewrite this in English. We don't speak Retard here.

Thank you.

Look at you're history the british civil war shows how much the church of England and Catholics hate each other just look at the news updates about all the trouble in nothern ireland
I do know about the politics of the Isle of Man my uncle was Deemster Kerruish (Ker-oosh) and before leaving acted as the Lietenant Govenor of the Isle of man and my grand father is an MLC (Member of the legislative council) for the Isle of man. It's also clear that none of them are a kingdom of God it was just said in the 1700s and just stuck. How can you just say he's wrong? I'm not saying he's right, I'm not saying your wrong because I genuinly don't know what happens after death. This version of christianity has been around a lot longer than yours 600 AD I think? We'll see and if I have lived my life wrong then ah well, hell awaits
What I don't get is why you think you are God's chosen? and the Jews God's people?
Also explain Dinosaurs and prehistoric life? do you genuinly believe they never existed?

[JACOB the queer scott]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Sorry for my first language being Welsh and that's grammatically correct as is the spelling.. I think
At least some of you acknowledge now its English not American

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Sorry for my first language being Welsh and that's grammatically correct as is the spelling.. I think
At least some of you acknowledge now its English not American

Hang on. You live on the Isle of Man where it's hardly surprising you are related to just about everyone there and your first language is Welsh?

Are you for real?