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  • mentalmidget
    Unsaved trash, feculent teenage queer
    • Apr 2015
    • 27

    #481
    Re: Who Does God Hate?

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    raising a quiverful?

    YIC
    No , and i never will
    Leviticus 14:57
    To teach when it is unclean, and when it is clean: this is the law of leprosy.

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    • mentalmidget
      Unsaved trash, feculent teenage queer
      • Apr 2015
      • 27

      #482
      Re: Who Does God Hate?

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      turn rabidly against your elders.
      And where did I do that?!
      Leviticus 14:57
      To teach when it is unclean, and when it is clean: this is the law of leprosy.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23765

        #483
        Re: Who Does God Hate?

        Originally posted by metalmate View Post
        I've got the right to set boundaries!
        The rights you have on this forum can be read HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
           
          • Jul 2014
          • 8362

          #484
          Re: Who Does God Hate?

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          People who sign things without reading them, oy vey.
          I thought you were supposed to be an atheist, "Mister" Much! Have you just accidentally outed yourself as a joo????
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • Roland
            Obese Swedish Meatball
            Delusional Forum Member
            • May 2014
            • 2189

            #485
            Re: Who Does God Hate?

            Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
            I thought you were supposed to be an atheist, "Mister" Much! Have you just accidentally outed yourself as a joo????
            Hello Joanna,

            Is there a new rule that states that people who use words or sentences often used by Jews or people from Amsterdam can not be atheist?

            Kind regards,

            Roland
            Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

            Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14076

              #486
              Re: Who Does God Hate?

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              ...raising a quiverful?

              YIC
              Originally posted by metalmate View Post
              No , and i never will
              Would someone shout "GLORY"?

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              ...oy vey.
              Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
              ...Have you just accidentally outed yourself as a joo????
              I love that expression as one cannot use it (even if the listener does not understand at first) without the meaning being crystal clear. The closest that English comes is "Good grief", but it's so closely associated with Charlie Brown (don't get me wrong, I do like Peanuts) that people think you're quoting him and miss the point.

              Still atheist, with uninteresting Anglo-Saxon ancestry, I am what I am.

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              • mentalmidget
                Unsaved trash, feculent teenage queer
                • Apr 2015
                • 27

                #487
                Re: Who Does God Hate?

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Would someone shout "GLORY"?
                I just chanced my opinion , I will give birth to a lot of punks and metalheads and raise them to be rebels like me
                Leviticus 14:57
                To teach when it is unclean, and when it is clean: this is the law of leprosy.

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14076

                  #488
                  Re: Who Does God Hate?

                  Originally posted by metalmate View Post
                  I just chanced my opinion , I will give birth to a lot of punks and metalheads and raise them to be rebels like me
                  Better start saving your shekels, then:

                  Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

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                  • mentalmidget
                    Unsaved trash, feculent teenage queer
                    • Apr 2015
                    • 27

                    #489
                    Re: Who Does God Hate?

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Better start saving your shekels, then:

                    Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; 29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
                    I don't need to pay for getting pregnant cause Im fertile enough to get pregnant from sex
                    Leviticus 14:57
                    To teach when it is unclean, and when it is clean: this is the law of leprosy.

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14076

                      #490
                      Re: Who Does God Hate?

                      Originally posted by metalmate View Post
                      I don't need to pay for getting pregnant...
                      The point.









                      Your head.

                      ...cause Im fertile enough to get pregnant from sex
                      You THINK you are. You can't know until after you've done so successfully.

                      Logic and you aren't the best of friends, huh?

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                      • mentalmidget
                        Unsaved trash, feculent teenage queer
                        • Apr 2015
                        • 27

                        #491
                        Re: Who Does God Hate?

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        The point.









                        Your head.



                        You THINK you are. You can't know until after you've done so successfully.

                        Logic and you aren't the best of friends, huh?
                        What's with my head?
                        I have proof Im fertile : getting my period every month .
                        Leviticus 14:57
                        To teach when it is unclean, and when it is clean: this is the law of leprosy.

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14076

                          #492
                          Re: Who Does God Hate?

                          Originally posted by metalmate View Post
                          What's with my head?...


                          ...I have proof Im fertile...
                          Again, again, assertions are not even evidence, let alone proof.

                          ...getting my period every month .
                          That is far from all there is to it.

                          But nvm that for now. Have you ever read the Bible?

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                          • Mary Etheldreda
                            Gushing for Jesus
                             
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 23765

                            #493
                            Re: Who Does God Hate?

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            Do you seriously think that God has bent His Divine Rules just for your mother?

                            While all of the other good hearted atheists, as well as babies who died before accepting Christ, are destined for eternal damnation?

                            Odd.
                            Quite, Sister. In fact, I'd say it's more than odd, I'd say it's offensive. Let's say Ray is right and Jesus spoke to him assuring him that his foul, soul-like-an-old-menstrual-rags (Isaiah 64:6) mother is in Heaven. This makes God a liar on several levels. For one thing, we must doubt the divine system of sin=damnation as a default to human existence as revealed to be Truth in the Holy Bible (John 3:18). If salvation is not necessary for entrance to Heaven, then why bother with faith (Ephesians 2:8)? What's the point of believing in the story of Jesus, born miraculously from a virgin mother, and Himself as Father, a Holy Ghost somehow equipped with physical seed? One wonders, was the Ghost invisible? Did Mary see physical seed floating around as an invisible ghost hovered over her? Did the Holy Ghost take on transparency and look like an adult Jesus? Did she feel any physical activity or did she simply have to trust the event took place and wait for her cycle to come? Why bother asking any of these questions at all if it doesn't matter?

                            Apparently one doesn't have to believe that Jesus was born under such extraordinary measures (Matthew 1:18), lived, temporarily died, lived again (1 Corinthians 15:12-13), floated up to the clouds (Acts 1:9), off into outer space without any pressure controlled suit or source of oxygen, miraculously sits next to Himself (Romans 8:34; John 10:30), in order prevent True Christians™ from ending up in the Lake of Fire (Revelation 20:14). Why bother with faith at all if it's not important? The story is so patently unbelievable, it requires faith, for God in His Mercy wouldn't make it impossible for us! If one does not have faith, God says they will be tormented for eternity. Unless God is a liar and can't be trusted.

                            But if faith isn't important, then who heals us when we are sick (James 5:14-15)? Who blesses us with well timed circumstances and favorable events (2 Corinthians 9:6)? Who will write our names in the Book of Life (Revelation 20:15)? Why even bother with anything the Holy Bible says if we don't know which parts can be trusted and which parts are in error?

                            It's just all so confusing, and that's not charitable at all!

                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12911

                              #494
                              Re: Who Does God Hate?

                              Originally posted by Raybird View Post
                              Basilisa I don't expect God to bend any rules. All I know is he spoke to me and said my mother was with him.
                              My dear, while I'm sure that God speaks often to Pastor Zeke () and other Godly men who actually KNOW and FOLLOW His Will, I sincerely doubt that God has spoken to you, a person who is completely ignorant of God's Rules (as clearly spelled out in the Bible - if you don't remember it, then you clearly aren't following it).

                              I'm afraid the voices you hear in your head are those of demons. dear.

                              The troubles in her life (like losing a 5 year child) drove her to alcoholism and mental illness. She was sick and he showed her His divine mercy.
                              ...And according to His Divine rules, she's burning in .

                              You really need to read the Bible, dear. Also, there are some medications which will help to kill that demon voices in your head. Just ask for medication for schizophrenia.

                              I hope that was helpful, dear.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              • GoldenShower
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Feb 2016
                                • 72

                                #495
                                Re: Who Does God Hate?

                                I disagree (partially becuase I consider myself and atheist, cosmoslogist/astrophysicist, environmentalist, darwinst ect) And if god hates all those people, heaven (if it exists) will be a very boring place. All the people I admire (Scientists, artists, actors ect) will all be in hell, and the people I don't like (religios fundamentalists) will be in heaven. Very boring i deed

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