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  • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

    Originally posted by supreme View Post
    Old Tallinn? It is a drink, you did know that, right?
    Considering how many alcoholics there are in Tallinn, I'm not surprised to hear that there's a drink about everything.

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    • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

      Maybe i can have jesus facebook , i would like to ask few things... and i think u won't know answer for them . Can u please share it ?

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      • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

        Originally posted by supreme View Post
        Old Tallinn? It is a drink, you did know that, right?
        No wonder if he believes that somewhere is New Tallinn, too.

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        • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

          Originally posted by Kimuska View Post
          I am from Estonia , as we see i am going to hell , but i watched that banner "Show Jesus how much you love him by liking Landover Baptist Chruch on facebook" , so... if i like it at facebook , i get to heaven? Or i have to move from Estonia also for that?
          Actually in this forum is Threath about facebook, search it.
          You are heathen, you use facebook!

          Praise the Lord!

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          • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            Friend, Brother Smyth has already answered your most pressing concern, but let me add a few caveats.

            First of all, I don't understand the rainbow question... do you think God makes an ad for Apple products when he shows a rainbow? And do you really see one every morning? Too much soap in the air in Estonia?

            Anyway, the other problem is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. It can not be forgiven. Whatever you do after that, you are doomed. Yes, doomed.

            Also: if you happen to be a bastard (do Estonians know their parents?) you are out of luck.

            Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

            So, even if your dad, or granny, or their parents etc. were a bastard, you are heading to hell. Sorry. Sounds a bit harsh, but that's how God wants it.

            Also, if you indulge all the time, it might mean you are a bastard by proxy:

            Hebrews 12:8 But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

            So, it's not a simple as you might think.
            okay, i am fucked then... thanks for your time. :'(

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            • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

              Originally posted by supreme View Post
              Actually in this forum is Threath about facebook, search it.
              You are heathen, you use facebook!

              Praise the Lord!
              Friend, we use all of God's tools to spread His word. The camel, the horse, the chariot, the car and now the internet. PRAISE HIM!!
              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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              • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                Originally posted by Kimuska View Post
                okay, i am piffleed then... thanks for your time. :'(
                A small hickup in the Kimuska bloodline I gather? To bad.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                  Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                  Friend, we use all of God's tools to spread His word. The camel, the horse, the chariot, the car and now the internet. PRAISE HIM!!
                  God has only five tools, my friend?

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                  • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                    Originally posted by ex-Commie View Post
                    God has only five tools, my friend?
                    No, God has a limitless supply of tools. Brother Creeser just named a few as an example. You people are incredibly narrow minded. I bet if someone told you all the water they had was in a bottle, you'd have some sort of episode.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                      Originally posted by ex-Commie View Post
                      God has only five tools, my friend?
                      Speaking of tools, you're pretty dense huh?

                      What do you think God's biggest tool is (hint; I've got it open in my hand right now)?
                      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                      • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        A small hickup in the Kimuska bloodline I gather? To bad.
                        Yeah... i know my dad and he is cool guy. But not married or nothing , he got to much layd. Not only from 1 women in hese life. :/ But he believes in god also and told me he got forgiven. I gona join budha or something else then prolly... they take person as person no matter what and guide them for future life , not couse of childs parents. That god seems for me pretty cruel now. Maybe i should give gay guys condoms for free, that would be +1 front of god! And spread the lords word !

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                        • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                          Originally posted by Kimuska View Post
                          Yeah... i know my dad and he is cool guy. But not married or nothing , he got to much layd. Not only from 1 women in hese life. :/ But he believes in god also and told me he got forgiven. I gona join budha or something else then prolly... they take person as person no matter what and guide them for future life , not couse of childs parents. That god seems for me pretty cruel now. Maybe i should give gay guys condoms for free, that would be +1 front of god! And spread the lords word !
                          Congratualtions on knowing who your father is. Most of you people have no idea.

                          No friend, giving condoms out is wrong, gay people are bad. God will see you kissing up to them and will smote you. Is that what you want, is it really?
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            No, God has a limitless supply of tools. Brother Creeser just named a few as an example. You people are incredibly narrow minded. I bet if someone told you all the water they had was in a bottle, you'd have some sort of episode.
                            Thank you for explaining, friend. And how about betting, is activity like that OK for Tr00 Christian (TM)?

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                            • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                              Originally posted by ex-Commie View Post
                              Thank you for explaining, friend. And how about betting, is activity like that OK for Tr00 Christian ™?
                              You ask a lot of pretty mornonic questions, even for an inbred eskimoe. To simplfy your life, I'll give you a source to all your questions
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                                Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                                Thank you for your persecution
                                We Christians are richly blessed by the hatred of the heathens like you.

                                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                                Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

                                Just out of curiosity, what exactly is Estonian supremacy. Superior in being poor and drunk?
                                Haha, look at the pot calling the kettle black.

                                Hey yank, you denizen of Sun Central itself, don't you dare call me a heathen.

                                Ask yourself which of these breeds more degeneracy:

                                *a pure American Godly Filming industrious American Joe, who believes in God Almighty so he could escape scot-free from the degenerates life of debauchery and poopyness in sickening wealth

                                or

                                *a lowly Estonian whose hideous race has a history of enslavement; mass murder against the odds (and whose country is barely a booger on the map).

                                Laugh all you want, Superior yank. But at least I'm the one who owes money to the hordes of heathen Chinamen (who will take our women like all the blacks, spics and other subs who fantasize about our eskimoe women on a regular basis would like to)

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