[NohMisSeeSitOnJu]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Hello

I am astonished that I managed to find such comedy gold, I just can't believe my luck. I didn't believe all the stereotyping about Americans, but now I do. Now I truly understand why you have a national IQ average of 98. It's insane that you people are so gullible and misguided, I almost kinda feel sorry for you. I am all for freedom of speech, but some of you shouldn't be allowed to use a knife and fork, you're so mentally challenged. I can imagine you all, especially the fat blonde chick in this thread (sorry, I didn't pay attention to your username) standing outside the mall with your 'god hates fags' signs.

How do you live your life following a book that is 90% open to your own interpretation 'Thou shalt not steal' - Cool, I will just permanently borrow without asking permission.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.

That picture won't walk away after 3 days.

GLORY!!!



Yours in Christ (NOT MONET),

Z. Smyth

[John Creeser]

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blah blah It's insane that you people are so gullible and misguided, I almost kinda feel sorry for you. blah blah

Sorry, who is gullible? Us? It's YOU who reject what is plainly right in front of your nose. GOD'S CREATION!!! Do you look at a car and just think it magically appeared with no one to create it? Is this the logic you are using?

[Just4onePOST]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Hello to everyone!

For introduction, I would like to mention that English (not Ameriacan language what you are thinking this is) is not my mother tongue due to what I’m not 100% correct with grammar and make mistakes which, however, shouldnt impede to understand the meaning of what I’m going to say. Especially if you have properly functioning brain that you are pointing out over and over again. In fact, I wonder does any of you speaks or understands any foreign language? Just for information, most of Estonians speak quite properly English and about half of us can speak also Russian and Finnish – three foreign languages.

It wasn’t my initial intention to intervene to this silly (to say the least) conversation of yours. But then again, I just can’t to tolerante such kind of stupidity and ignorance like you guys are showing. More than this, you should be ashamed cause you are embarrassing the whole nation of USA by presenting lies or out of context facts. You cannot prove most of what you are throwing out of your mouths. In fact, almost everything you can do is repeating over and over again that „we are right and you are not” even despite that raw statistics and common sense, which is clear for even two years old, is against you.

I am pleasant person most of the time and hate if somebody goes to personal but at this point I’m going to break my own rules and I will get personal. So lets face with some of the facts that you guys have spit out (I haven’t read the whole thread and I’m not going to do this because I would regret the time I would waste for this BS).

So, lets start:

Fact 1: Estonia hasn’t won any medals from Sochi Winter Olympics (by Mother of Seven, supported by Alphonse Alban)
Yes, thats true. But lets put it into context and compare all time olympics medals (not only winter olympics cause it would be even more fierce) per capita: Estonia 42.5 th people per medal (rank 10 in the world) vs. USA 135.3 th people per medal (world rank 35). To conclude, Estonia is app. three times more successful than USA. Reference: http://www.medalspercapita.com/#meda...apita:all-time

Fact 2: Estonia is the abortion centre of the world (by Cranky Old Man)
USA has 22.9 abortion per 1000 women (reference: http://top5ofanything.com/index.php?h=eafb416e) vs. Estonia has legally 20.3 and together with not legally induced abortions 26.6 per 1000 women in 2012 (reference: http://www.stat.ee/34285). Does this give you any reason to consider yourself better than us?

Fact 3: Estonians are drunkers (actually this was not pointed out as a fact but alleged insultingly by Alphonse Alban)
Per capita Americans consume 8.6 litres pure alcohol per annum vs. Estonians 11.4 litres (based on 2010 statistics, reference: http://www.oecd-ilibrary.org/content...lcons-table-en). It should be mentioned that there is significant number of tourists (especially from Finland) who are supporting our national alcohol consumption significantly. By taking into account the latter, does 32.5% (2.8 litres) higher consumption to assume that there is no sober people in Estonia. If so, then I suppose that at least 2/3 of Americans are also permanently drunk. Quite a achievement for a Godly country America, isn’t it?

OK, enough for me, I already regret the time I have waste by pointing out only marginal flaws in you statements, but you should further dig into statistics before pointing out another false fact. This is of course if you want that normal people would take you seriously. If not, you can carry on as you have done it so far but remember that your fellow citizens feel ashamed because of you.

[James Hutchins]

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Friend, all you did was confirm that you have less medals, have more abortions and drink more than Americans.
You know, if you turned your life over to Jesus, you could do better.

[Alphonse Alban]

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sthing = something , how old are u , dat u dont understand it?
I go full retarded please ..

Sure. Maybe in some backwater russian country. So now you explained why you can't type one word. Overall you still don't make any sense

[l2o4s6t]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Estonians speak quite properly English

No. Improperly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D5148rRIkw

[Viking of estonia]

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Sure. Maybe in some backwater russian country. So now you explained why you can't type one word. Overall you still don't make any sense

I dont make any sense to you cause ur brain iq is not more than 49 . you use only assoulting retarded speech like Maybe in some blackwater russian country or why should you lisen baltic viking : even that baltic viking that is surely yonger than you is not iq 50 brain retarded guy who will never get any sense of world we are living today. you are that yellow buddy in the yar.

[Alphonse Alban]

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I dont make any sense to you cause ur brain iq is not more than 49 . you use only assoulting retarded speech like Maybe in some blackwater russian country or why should you lisen baltic viking : even that baltic viking that is surely yonger than you is not iq 50 brain retarded guy who will never get any sense of world we are living today. you are that yellow buddy in the yar.

Borat, this is exactly what I meant
Seriously, try writing in American and someone might understand you.

[Viking of estonia]

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Borat, this is exactly what I meant
Seriously, try writing in American and someone might understand you.

hahah u have trait . ex - mastrubator. ya used gods pic?
and your friend understood it cause i got warning mail , i was rude or sthing . .. Peace

[Attila's Wife]

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I dont make any sense to you cause ur brain iq is not more than 49.

Okay, so far I understand what you are saying. It's rubbish, but who cares? But then...

you use only assoulting retarded speech like Maybe in some blackwater russian country or why should you lisen baltic viking : even that baltic viking that is surely yonger than you is not iq 50 brain retarded guy who will never get any sense of world we are living today.

What? This is not just "not English", it's not even human language.

you are that yellow buddy in the yar.

Er - you may or may not be right, depending on what the yar means.

I would suggest that you drink a litre of water before you go to bed, as that will help with the hangover.

Your friend,
AW

[Alphonse Alban]

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hahah u have trait . ex - mastrubator. ya used gods pic?
and your friend understood it cause i got warning mail , i was rude or sthing . .. Peace

Again with that nonsense Borat speech. You are hilarious
You know, with you it's like giving coloring books to retarded kids and telling them to stay inside the lines. Try as they might, those gimps cursed by God just don't have what it takes. Those devil spawns are always entertaining to watch

[Alphonse Alban]

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Er - you may or may not be right, depending on what the yar means.

Maybe he was dropped on his head one too many times as a child and now he think he's a pirate?

I'm pretty sure you proud Americans don't practice commie witchcraft called 'censorship'. Then if posts change or disappear here, it must be God's miracle. Wow. I've been here for very short time but have seen so many miracles already. This is a wonderful forum.

Jesus is an administrator on this Godly forum. He even posts some times here.

[Cranky Old Man]

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do you people fear hell becose you are afraid of dark and afterlife if it exists

Hell isn't dank, it's hot. Very hot. It's a fire that will burn you for all eternity.

It's unfortunate you're too stupid to take it serious.

[l2o4s6t]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Jesus is an administrator on this Godly forum. He even posts some times here.

Thank you for tip, friend. I've always wanted to know how to contact Jesus by e-mail. It's pastorpistle@landoverbaptist.org right?