[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

What about sub sandwiches? Something about asking for a 6 inch or foot-long makes me feel all naughty and sinful.

It is most unbecoming for a lady to even think the words "6 inch" or "foot-long", let alone say them out loud (or type such words ... may God forgive me for doing so).

It is time to make ourselves heard, to demand that the likes of Subway show some decency and begin catering to our Christian sensibilities. Now I am not entirely sure regarding KJV 1611 measurement conversions, but ordering a "double handbreath" (2 x 3") sub or "handbreath span" (3" + 9") is much more seemly, don't you think?

[Seth Campbell]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

It is most unbecoming for a lady to even think the words "6 inch" or "foot-long", let alone say them out loud (or type such words ... may God forgive me for doing so).

It is time to make ourselves heard, to demand that the likes of Subway show some decency and begin catering to our Christian sensibilities. Now I am not entirely sure regarding KJV 1611 measurement conversions, but ordering a "double handbreath" (2 x 3") sub or "handbreath span" (3" + 9") is much more seemly, don't you think?

Or go to Quizno's where it's small, regular and large.

[Nathan B. Forrest]

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This thread cannot be serious..... *rubs eyes*

I think I know why you're rubbing your eyes, it explains EVERYTHING about you......you've been smoking the weeds, haven't you boy? That explains why your posts make about as much sense as a negro at a Klan rally.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I've just discovered that the filthy perverted Austrians are openly marketing ice cream that turns you queer.

[BelieverInGod]

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I've just discovered that the filthy perverted Austrians are openly marketing ice cream that turns you queer.

That was just horrid! In public, in front of Children, do those eurotrash have no morals?

On another note, I bring this up because my husband loves pumpkin pie. I would like to argue for the sugar pumpkin, they are small (aprox 8" in diameter) and absolutely useless for carving into satanic images as they are mostly flesh with a few seeds. They also make the best and tastiest pies. The pumpkins they sell for helloween are absolute garbage for pies.

Please let me know, as I have a freezer full at the moment from last falls baking.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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This is a disturbing product.

The implication, I take it, is that one can imagine eating a passe Puerto Rican boy band.

Vile!!


LOL, tripe and hominy. Eww.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households

This is a disturbing product.

The implication, I take it, is that one can imagine eating a passe Puerto Rican boy band.

Vile!!


LOL, tripe and hominy. Eww.

Uhh........

It's bad enough when I feed tripe to the dogs, I'm not about to eat it myself. That is the point right? They're marketing this for human consumption?

[Cranky Old Man]

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This is a disturbing product.

This is the kind of crap that makes me happy I hunt my own dinner almost every day. Cans should be used for target practice, not for food.

[Nobar King]

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Where do you get your cans?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Where do you get your cans?

Most come from Mrs. Johnson. She conveniently stacks them up behind the window of her kitchen for my target practice.

[Jo Freddie]

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Look what happened when Eve got ahold of one!
Apples (except in pie form)

Genesis 3:3 But of the fruit of the tree which [is] in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

Whar does it mention t'was an apple ?

[Skategv]

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Pumpkins are great 4 makeing jackolanterns at hallowwwweeen timee!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Pumpkins are great 4 makeing jackolanterns at hallowwwweeen timee!

Nobody eats "jackofflanterns".

[Daddy's Lil JuneBug]

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Pumpkins are great 4 makeing jackolanterns at hallowwwweeen timee!

Halloween is evil.
(Zephaniah 1:8)
8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

(1 Peter 3:3)
3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward [adorning] of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;

[PetitionLady]

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Halloween is evil.
(Zephaniah 1:8)
8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

(1 Peter 3:3)
3 Whose adorning let it not be that outward [adorning] of plaiting the hair, and of wearing of gold, or of putting on of apparel;

Yes it is the devil's holiday and we have called it out.