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Thank God I Was Raped!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Inspiring stuff. Next time one of my kids comes to me whining I'm going to sit them down in front of this as their stripes are cooling on their behinds and let them feel thankful for every little thing God has done to them to test their faith.
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Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.
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Although I shy away from bragging about it, in certain circles I'm quite a well known grief counselor.
Pastor Zeke, is there any way this poor grieving person can be located?
I would certainly offer all the time necessary toget her on her backset her back on the path to true happiness.
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
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Thank God my husband died in that awful accident.
They are so right, it was God's Will.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Originally posted by St. Adam View PostIf god was real, he would never get rape.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Originally posted by HTannor View PostAlthough I shy away from bragging about it, in certain circles I'm quite a well known grief counselor.
Pastor Zeke, is there any way this poor grieving person can be located?
I would certainly offer all the time necessary toget her on her backset her back on the path to true happiness.
I certainly understand your urge to comfort that poor child. If only Facebook weren't discouraged among True Christians™ you might be able to have her contact you that way. Hope Pastor Zeke can come through for you. Meanwhile have pleasant thoughts.YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Originally posted by KateSanders View PostI was thinking the same thing.
Thank God I was raped.
Congratulations on your wedding!Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Then prisons should not exist. Then we are punishing people who killed one of our loved ones because God made him do it. Are you serious? Then anyone who has ever revenged anything will go directly to hell guys. Or is it God controlling EVRYTHING? Because then he wouldn't have to let anyone get killed og rapes to teach them a lesson. Then they would already be the person he wants them to be.
When er look at this page with all these old and young people writing I start thinking if I should choose another religion instead of this madness. You are freaking me out. Islam sounds better and better to me the more you write.
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Originally posted by MiriamMaria View PostWhen er look at this page with all these old and young people writing I start thinking if I should choose another religion instead of this madness. You are freaking me out.
How the devil screams when we call him by his name!
Yours in Him,
bab
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Originally posted by MiriamMaria View PostThen prisons should not exist. Then we are punishing people who killed one of our loved ones because God made him do it. Are you serious? Then anyone who has ever revenged anything will go directly to hell guys. Or is it God controlling EVRYTHING? Because then he wouldn't have to let anyone get killed og rapes to teach them a lesson. Then they would already be the person he wants them to be.
When er look at this page with all these old and young people writing I start thinking if I should choose another religion instead of this madness. You are freaking me out. Islam sounds better and better to me the more you write.
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Originally posted by MiriamMaria View PostIslam sounds better and better to me the more you write.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.
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I haven't been raped yet, but if it's part of God's Plan then I look forward to the difficulty. I will have Jesus on my mind while the horrible act is occurring.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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