Please join me in praying that I can still bear good Christian soldiers for the Lord. Today, after my husband beat me for undercooking his tea, I found myself in some pain. My husband called me an ambulance ( I asked him not to) and we found out that my babies had died. I acknowledge that it's all my fault, but I am praying that I can bear more children for Jesus' army.
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I miscarried my babies today.
Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.Tags: None
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If my wife under prepared my food, I'd call her something stronger than 'an ambulance'.
I am happy Jesus took your babies. He obviously noticed your lack of care and did not want you to mistreat the little soldiers of Christ(tm). When my wife has been bad and God took back the beating hearts of her babies, I take the dead child and place it in a jar on the mantle. Every day when she dusts the house, she is reminded of her bad behavior and knows what will happen if she repeats it.
Women can be so selfish!Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Your acknowledgement that you are at fault (as it has been from the first moment your foul gender first came to be) is laudable.
I'm sure your husband will see your pious submission to our LORD and will vigorously re-impregnate you (as is his duty) forthwith. Unless God has smitten your uterus, you will bear a son for Jesus right away.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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Originally posted by TanithTumultuous View PostPlease join me in praying that I can still bear good Christian soldiers for the Lord. Today, after my husband beat me for undercooking his tea, I found myself in some pain. My husband called me an ambulance ( I asked him not to) and we found out that my babies had died. I acknowledge that it's all my fault, but I am praying that I can bear more children for Jesus' army.
I am so disappointed in you. Even when your owner gave you the opportunity to reject satan's physicians and attain Salvation through childbirth, you chose satan. As right up to the moment that ambulance hit the brakes and drew to a standstill, the opportunity remained open for you. That is how much your husband loved you. What an admirable man!
And how gracious was Jesus towards you, strumpet though certainly you may be.
II Timothy 2:15
Notice the end of that verse: if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
We now know you have no faith, seeking as you have to the physicians.
.Do you have charity?
..Or holiness?
...Or sobriety?
I can just see you there, befoozled on absinthe spots dancing merrily before your eyes, thinking up ever greater levels of unholiness to go with your distrust of The Lord (which is the same as distrusting your husband) that poor man. I wish there were something I could do for him.
To look at you and to see the work of satan sprawled before him, what greater horror could there be.
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You miscarried them? What kind of a woman doesn't know how to carry a baby? How could you screw that up?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou miscarried them? What kind of a woman doesn't know how to carry a baby? How could you screw that up?
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou miscarried them? What kind of a woman doesn't know how to carry a baby? How could you screw that up?
Right there. Where it matters.
Women are so useless.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostYou miscarried them? What kind of a woman doesn't know how to carry a baby? How could you screw that up?Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
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Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View PostII Chronicles 16:12
I am so disappointed in you. Even when your owner gave you the opportunity to reject satan's physicians and attain Salvation through childbirth, you chose satan. As right up to the moment that ambulance hit the brakes and drew to a standstill, the opportunity remained open for you. That is how much your husband loved you. What an admirable man!
And how gracious was Jesus towards you, strumpet though certainly you may be.
II Timothy 2:15
Notice the end of that verse: if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
We now know you have no faith, seeking as you have to the physicians.
.Do you have charity?
..Or holiness?
...Or sobriety?
I can just see you there, befoozled on absinthe spots dancing merrily before your eyes, thinking up ever greater levels of unholiness to go with your distrust of The Lord (which is the same as distrusting your husband) that poor man. I wish there were something I could do for him.
To look at you and to see the work of satan sprawled before him, what greater horror could there be.
Matthew 18:14 - Even so it is not the will of your Father which is in heaven, that one of these little ones should perish.
That proves to me that it wasn't God's desicion, that it was all my fault. And now those little souls will burn in Hell because of my mistakes, because they didn't accept Jesus as their saviour.Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
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If you were my wife I'd beat you every day.
Prov 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostIf you were my wife I'd beat you every day.Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
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James 1:15 Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death. KJV
When this sort of blasphemy gets established in a person there is no stopping it. Satan has made a claim on you and is preparing you for a special ministry on his behalf. It is unlikely to involve the upper parts of your body [subject to confirmation from The Pastoral Team]. I am a relatively new member of Rev'd Flint's congregation—that is to say of God's congregation since before I met Him I was a debased and wanton fool—so am not familiar with the protocol here and don't wish to appear ignorant, but is there a ministry available for Delivering Unto Satan? I'm sure others were reminded of Hymenaeus and Alexander:
I Timothy 1:19b-20…some having put away [a good conscience] concerning faith have made shipwreck: Of whom is Hymenaeus and Alexander; whom I have delivered unto Satan, that they may learn not to blaspheme. KJV
It is difficult to imagine a more deserving case; perhaps the deaconess would be able to raise something at the Deacons' meeting? These are not crackpot ideas of my own: I am reading all of Paul's epistles this morning before breakfast and Jesus is altogether consistent in this respect (and all other respects).
I Corinthians 5:4-5 In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, when ye are gathered together, and my spirit, with the power of our Lord Jesus Christ, To deliver such an one unto Satan for the destruction of the flesh, that the spirit may be saved in the day of the Lord Jesus. KJV
Reproductive misconduct is the ultimate blasphemy. The Breath of God, vouchsafed to this woman that The Spirit of Life should take root in her husband's children, she hurled back in His Face.
Genesis 1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. KJV
Neither Paul nor Moses were entranced when they wrote that. They were moved by The Holy Ghost; their words are His Words and both are absolutely in agreement. I have never attended a Delivering Unto Satan service and as I mentioned, am not familiar with the protocol here at Landover. Probably it is a Saturday service? but could be a lengthy procedure and from the tone of Paul's writing it could be for Pastors and Deacons only but I would be available to make tea or coffee and could bring sandwiches & some cookies if required.
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Originally posted by TanithTumultuous View Postwe found out that my babies had died. I acknowledge that it's all my fault5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View PostJames 1:15 Then when lust hath conceived, it bringeth forth sin: and sin, when it is finished, bringeth forth death. KJVWhen this sort of blasphemy gets established in a person there is no stopping it. Satan has made a claim on you and is preparing you for a special ministry on his behalf. It is unlikely to involve the upper parts of your body [subject to confirmation from The Pastoral Team]. I am a relatively new member of Rev'd Flint's congregation—that is to say of God's congregation since before I met Him I was a debased and wanton fool—so am not familiar with the protocol here and don't wish to appear ignorant, but is there a ministry available for Delivering Unto Satan? I'm sure others were reminded of Hymenaeus and Alexander:I Timothy 1:19b-20…some having put away [a good conscience] concerning faith have made shipwreck: Of whom is Hymenaeus and Alexander; whom I have delivered unto Satan, that they may learn not to blaspheme. KJVIt is difficult to imagine a more deserving case; perhaps the deaconess would be able to raise something at the Deacons' meeting? These are not crackpot ideas of my own: I am reading all of Paul's epistles this morning before breakfast and Jesus is altogether consistent in this respect (and all other respects).I Corinthians 5:4-5 In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, when ye are gathered together, and my spirit, with the power of our Lord Jesus Christ, To deliver such an one unto Satan for the destruction of the flesh, that the spirit may be saved in the day of the Lord Jesus. KJVReproductive misconduct is the ultimate blasphemy. The Breath of God, vouchsafed to this woman that The Spirit of Life should take root in her husband's children, she hurled back in His Face.Genesis 1:2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.Neither Paul nor Moses were entranced when they wrote that. They were moved by The Holy Ghost; their words are His Words and both are absolutely in agreement. I have never attended a Delivering Unto Satan service and as I mentioned, am not familiar with the protocol here at Landover. Probably it is a Saturday service? but could be a lengthy procedure and from the tone of Paul's writing it could be for Pastors and Deacons only but I would be available to make tea or coffee and could bring sandwiches & some cookies if required.
2:7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. KJV
.Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.
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