[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

So ..., I am running with the Green Party,

Hilarious. I thought of this joke I will tell if I ever become a stand up Christian comedian:

The Green Party? Is that the one with Kermit the Frog as mascot??

[James Hutchins]

Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

Hilarious. I thought of this joke I will tell if I ever become a stand up Christian comedian:

The Green Party? Is that the one with Kermit the Frog as mascot??

I think whe really wants to run with the 'Pity Party' where all her constituents (both of them) say "Aaaawwwww'

I suggest to the company that is running her condolence speech event to do a silverware count BEFORE anyone leaves the hall.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

I think whe really wants to run with the 'Pity Party' where all her constituents (both of them) say "Aaaawwwww'
I suggest to the company that is running her condolence speech event to do a silverware count BEFORE anyone leaves the hall.

With your permission, Brother Hutchins, I'm going to add your line, do a silverware count BEFORE anyone leaves the hall, to my collection of stand up comedy material. Maybe the two of us could do an act and have them rolling in the isles.

Of course we need the Messican "candidate" to come up with gags.

[Alejandra Larguez]

Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

JUST STOP IT MR HOLD. Three times was I stopped today by YOUR police to ask for my "papers".

You are running a racist policy against ALL AMERICAN LATINS only to hurt me. You will not succeed.


Peace! Ecology! Social Justice! Democracy!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

JUST STOP IT MR HOLD. Three times was I stopped today by YOUR police to ask for my "papers".

You are running a racist policy against ALL AMERICAN LATINS only to hurt me. You will not succeed.
Peace! Ecology! Social Justice! Democracy!

A process is in place to check on the immigration status of an extraordinary number of people whose names end in "z". They have shown up in Freehold. So far as I know, everyone who was checked ended up on buses to Nuevo Laredo. To those born in the U.S. or with legal rights to remain here, this will be sorted out across the border. We do not tolerate prejudice here in Freehold.

[Alejandra Larguez]

Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

So now it seems that certain Freehold Church has donated money to clean some third world river in exchange of quitting support for my campaign.

I am exhausted from this dirty campaign. I formally quit form running, Mr Hold.


Nevertheless, we will always have our Parade! PRIDE IN FREEHOLD WON'T STOP.

[Alfred King]

Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

I formally quit form running

I am glad to hear all voters can unite behind me now!

Mr. King, I think voters want to know your views on sin. Are you for it or against it? If I know Freehold voters, they will elect as their Mayor the one who is most against sin.

Funny for Church money stealing Johny Joe Hold to ask this question!

I think Church money stealing Johny Joe Hold just gave me that final nudge tin win these elections!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

So now it seems that certain Freehold Church has donated money to clean some third world river in exchange of quitting support for my campaign.

I am exhausted from this dirty campaign. I formally quit form running, Mr Hold.
Nevertheless, we will always have our Parade! PRIDE IN FREEHOLD WON'T STOP.

I'm sorry you feel you must drop out, Ale. I hope there remain no hard feelings between us.

All the best.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

[Isabella White]

Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

I am exhausted from this dirty campaign. I formally quit form running, Mr Hold.

There we have it, Brothers & Sisters of -- the resignation of a real QUITTER, of someone who had no real qualification for the job of Mayor, doing nothing other than messing things up. Miss Larguez was not cut out to do the job in the first place, and she knows it, full well. And isn't it interesting that when the water gets a bit too warm, she bails out. Not that she had any real chance of becoming the Mayor, but imagine if she had. At the first bit of challenge, she would have abandoned her gavel and chain of office faster than a dog coming for his supper. Well, goodbye to you, Miss Larguez, and don't let the door hit you where the good split you.

Blessed good riddance,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Isabella White]

Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

I am glad to hear all voters can unite behind me now!

Listen, don't you have some cotton to pick somewhere? If you think the good people of Freehold are going to vote for you, then you're a few legs short of a full basket of fried chicken. You know full well that our beloved Mayor, Brother Johny Joe Hold, will be the winner in the election. Fool yourself all you want, but we, the believers and supporters of our -sent Mayor know otherwise!


Sincerely,
Isabella W.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

I am glad to hear all voters can unite behind me now!
Funny for Church money stealing Johny Joe Hold to ask this question!
I think Church money stealing Johny Joe Hold just gave me that final nudge tin win these elections!

Alfred--I will continue to ask you views on sin, are you in favor of sin or opposed to it.

As we continue into the last hours of this campaign I would hope we could both agree to take the high road, not the low road. Certainly, this is what I am trying to do. By discussing Freehold as the entry point to an eternity in perpetual bliss I am trying to lift the rhetoric of our campaign to the standard of excellence displayed by our President.

Your cooperation would be most appreciated.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

There we have it, Brothers & Sisters of -- the resignation of a real QUITTER, of someone who had no real qualification for the job of Mayor, doing nothing other than messing things up. Miss Larguez was not cut out to do the job in the first place, and she knows it, full well. And isn't it interesting that when the water gets a bit too warm, she bails out. Not that she had any real chance of becoming the Mayor, but imagine if she had. At the first bit of challenge, she would have abandoned her gavel and chain of office faster than a dog coming for his supper. Well, goodbye to you, Miss Larguez, and don't let the door hit you where the good split you.

Now now, Sister, let us be generous in Godly victory against the forces of Satan. But, that having been said ...

Blessed good riddance,

Amen, Sister! Shout

[Dana723]

Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

JUST STOP IT MR HOLD. Three times was I stopped today by YOUR police to ask for my "papers".

You are running a racist policy against ALL AMERICAN LATINS only to hurt me. You will not succeed.


Peace! Ecology! Social Justice! Democracy!

Well, do you have your papers? If so, then you should have nothing to worry about!

[BibleReader2231]

Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

So long crooked Larguez. Next time we hear from you I hope it is behind bars. Get Trumped. Err, get Holded. Err...HELD.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

I formally quit from running, Mr Hold.

Very wise. I will mention to Bobby-Joe and the boys they will not be needed to help you over the Old Bridge... if you were to need to pass that way, that is.