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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12786

    #16
    Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

    Originally posted by Alejandra Larguez View Post

    So ..., I am running with the Green Party,
    Hilarious. I thought of this joke I will tell if I ever become a stand up Christian comedian:

    The Green Party? Is that the one with Kermit the Frog as mascot??


    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #17
      Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      Hilarious. I thought of this joke I will tell if I ever become a stand up Christian comedian:

      The Green Party? Is that the one with Kermit the Frog as mascot??


      I think whe really wants to run with the 'Pity Party' where all her constituents (both of them) say "Aaaawwwww'

      I suggest to the company that is running her condolence speech event to do a silverware count BEFORE anyone leaves the hall.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12786

        #18
        Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        I think whe really wants to run with the 'Pity Party' where all her constituents (both of them) say "Aaaawwwww'
        I suggest to the company that is running her condolence speech event to do a silverware count BEFORE anyone leaves the hall.
        With your permission, Brother Hutchins, I'm going to add your line, do a silverware count BEFORE anyone leaves the hall, to my collection of stand up comedy material. Maybe the two of us could do an act and have them rolling in the isles.

        Of course we need the Messican "candidate" to come up with gags.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Alejandra Larguez
          Wetback Forum Member
          • Jun 2019
          • 48

          #19
          Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

          JUST STOP IT MR HOLD. Three times was I stopped today by YOUR police to ask for my "papers".

          You are running a racist policy against ALL AMERICAN LATINS only to hurt me. You will not succeed.


          Peace! Ecology! Social Justice! Democracy!

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12786

            #20
            Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

            Originally posted by Alejandra Larguez View Post
            JUST STOP IT MR HOLD. Three times was I stopped today by YOUR police to ask for my "papers".

            You are running a racist policy against ALL AMERICAN LATINS only to hurt me. You will not succeed.
            Peace! Ecology! Social Justice! Democracy!
            A process is in place to check on the immigration status of an extraordinary number of people whose names end in "z". They have shown up in Freehold. So far as I know, everyone who was checked ended up on buses to Nuevo Laredo. To those born in the U.S. or with legal rights to remain here, this will be sorted out across the border. We do not tolerate prejudice here in Freehold.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Alejandra Larguez
              Wetback Forum Member
              • Jun 2019
              • 48

              #21
              Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

              So now it seems that certain Freehold Church has donated money to clean some third world river in exchange of quitting support for my campaign.

              I am exhausted from this dirty campaign. I formally quit form running, Mr Hold.


              Nevertheless, we will always have our Parade! PRIDE IN FREEHOLD WON'T STOP.

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              • Alfred King
                Unsaved trash, race-mixing nigra
                • Feb 2010
                • 398

                #22
                Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

                Originally posted by Alejandra Larguez View Post
                I formally quit form running
                I am glad to hear all voters can unite behind me now!
                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                Mr. King, I think voters want to know your views on sin. Are you for it or against it? If I know Freehold voters, they will elect as their Mayor the one who is most against sin.
                Funny for Church money stealing Johny Joe Hold to ask this question!

                I think Church money stealing Johny Joe Hold just gave me that final nudge tin win these elections!
                The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
                • Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
                • Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
                • C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
                NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12786

                  #23
                  Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

                  Originally posted by Alejandra Larguez View Post
                  So now it seems that certain Freehold Church has donated money to clean some third world river in exchange of quitting support for my campaign.

                  I am exhausted from this dirty campaign. I formally quit form running, Mr Hold.
                  Nevertheless, we will always have our Parade! PRIDE IN FREEHOLD WON'T STOP.
                  I'm sorry you feel you must drop out, Ale. I hope there remain no hard feelings between us.

                  All the best.

                  Johny Joe Hold, Mayor
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • Isabella White
                    True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                     
                    • Mar 2019
                    • 4361

                    #24
                    Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

                    Originally posted by Alejandra Larguez View Post
                    I am exhausted from this dirty campaign. I formally quit form running, Mr Hold.
                    There we have it, Brothers & Sisters of -- the resignation of a real QUITTER, of someone who had no real qualification for the job of Mayor, doing nothing other than messing things up. Miss Larguez was not cut out to do the job in the first place, and she knows it, full well. And isn't it interesting that when the water gets a bit too warm, she bails out. Not that she had any real chance of becoming the Mayor, but imagine if she had. At the first bit of challenge, she would have abandoned her gavel and chain of office faster than a dog coming for his supper. Well, goodbye to you, Miss Larguez, and don't let the door hit you where the good split you.

                    Blessed good riddance,
                    Sincerely, Isabella W.
                    (Mrs.) Isabella White

                    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                    • Isabella White
                      True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                       
                      • Mar 2019
                      • 4361

                      #25
                      Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

                      Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
                      I am glad to hear all voters can unite behind me now!
                      Listen, don't you have some cotton to pick somewhere? If you think the good people of Freehold are going to vote for you, then you're a few legs short of a full basket of fried chicken. You know full well that our beloved Mayor, Brother Johny Joe Hold, will be the winner in the election. Fool yourself all you want, but we, the believers and supporters of our -sent Mayor know otherwise!


                      Sincerely,
                      Isabella W.
                      (Mrs.) Isabella White

                      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12786

                        #26
                        Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

                        Originally posted by Alfred King View Post
                        I am glad to hear all voters can unite behind me now!
                        Funny for Church money stealing Johny Joe Hold to ask this question!
                        I think Church money stealing Johny Joe Hold just gave me that final nudge tin win these elections!
                        Alfred--I will continue to ask you views on sin, are you in favor of sin or opposed to it.

                        As we continue into the last hours of this campaign I would hope we could both agree to take the high road, not the low road. Certainly, this is what I am trying to do. By discussing Freehold as the entry point to an eternity in perpetual bliss I am trying to lift the rhetoric of our campaign to the standard of excellence displayed by our President.

                        Your cooperation would be most appreciated.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                           
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 8416

                          #27
                          Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

                          Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                          There we have it, Brothers & Sisters of -- the resignation of a real QUITTER, of someone who had no real qualification for the job of Mayor, doing nothing other than messing things up. Miss Larguez was not cut out to do the job in the first place, and she knows it, full well. And isn't it interesting that when the water gets a bit too warm, she bails out. Not that she had any real chance of becoming the Mayor, but imagine if she had. At the first bit of challenge, she would have abandoned her gavel and chain of office faster than a dog coming for his supper. Well, goodbye to you, Miss Larguez, and don't let the door hit you where the good split you.
                          Now now, Sister, let us be generous in Godly victory against the forces of Satan. But, that having been said ...
                          Blessed good riddance,
                          Amen, Sister! Shout
                          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                          • Dana723
                            Forum member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2017
                            • 771

                            #28
                            Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

                            Originally posted by Alejandra Larguez View Post
                            JUST STOP IT MR HOLD. Three times was I stopped today by YOUR police to ask for my "papers".

                            You are running a racist policy against ALL AMERICAN LATINS only to hurt me. You will not succeed.


                            Peace! Ecology! Social Justice! Democracy!
                            Well, do you have your papers? If so, then you should have nothing to worry about!
                            Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                            1 Corinthians 11:13

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                            • BibleReader2231
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Jul 2018
                              • 567

                              #29
                              Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

                              So long crooked Larguez. Next time we hear from you I hope it is behind bars. Get Trumped. Err, get Holded. Err...HELD.
                              My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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                              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                Christ's Rottweiler
                                 
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 22889

                                #30
                                Re: Seriously, Mr Hold?

                                Originally posted by Alejandra Larguez View Post
                                I formally quit from running, Mr Hold.
                                Very wise. I will mention to Bobby-Joe and the boys they will not be needed to help you over the Old Bridge... if you were to need to pass that way, that is.
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