[True Disciple]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Blah, blah, rant, rant, I know more about the Bible than God, blah, blah, whine, whine.

I already said I'm not discussing this anymore. You've failed to Biblically support your positions whatsoever. You clearly are not a True Christian(tm).

A bunch of lies and accusations is not the same as asking questions.

Calling honest concerns "lies and accusations" and denying obvious facts isn't the same as answering questions.

You are clearly involved in Project Habakkuk

Project What?

You may think you can hide, but the truth will prevail here.

Instead of endlessly repeating the same slogans, you might do well discussing the facts instead.

As far as I'm aware, I'm not hiding. Everyone in Freehold knows where I live. Stop being stupid.

The truth certainly will prevail:

John 14:6:
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

We already knew that, of course. Who do you think you're talking to?

[Alfred King]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

The truth certainly will prevail

I am glad we can agree on that. The rest is up to God and the voters.

[John Scopes]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Greetings kind sir, I have been carefully watching the proceedings in this place for the last several days. As a scientist I must remain objective and non-judgmental.

In my research here over the past several months I have observed many regressive behaviors, however you seem different. Your intellectual capacity seems higher the the average here. Do not take this as any sort of endorsement, as a researcher I merely observe and take notes. However it is possible you will eventually be documented in the peer reviewed paper I will write.

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Greetings kind sir, I have been carefully watching the proceedings in this place for the last several days. As a scientist I must remain objective and non-judgmental.

In my research here over the past several months I have observed many regressive behaviors, however you seem different. Your intellectual capacity seems higher the the average here. Do not take this as any sort of endorsement, as a researcher I merely observe and take notes. However it is possible you will eventually be documented in the peer reviewed paper I will write.

Who are you, sir? I've never met someone who talks like this.
However, I really like the "objective and non-judgmental" part. Does that mean you aren't a christian and have a progressive mindset?

[Alfred King]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Do not take this as any sort of endorsement

Understood, yet thank you for your kind words.

[True Disciple]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Greetings kind sir, I have been carefully watching the proceedings in this place for the last several days. As a scientist I must remain objective and non-judgmental.

In my research here over the past several months I have observed many regressive behaviors, however you seem different. Your intellectual capacity seems higher the the average here. Do not take this as any sort of endorsement, as a researcher I merely observe and take notes. However it is possible you will eventually be documented in the peer reviewed paper I will write.

What are you doing here? Do you want to have Al Kong here teach our children to worship monkeys instead of God?

[John Scopes]

Re: PRESS CONFERENCE: Candidate Alfred King

Who are you, sir? I've never met someone who talks like this.
However, I really like the "objective and non-judgmental" part. Does that mean you aren't a christian and have a progressive mindset?

Understood, yet thank you for your kind words.

To each of you, I cannot comment upon fear of possibly contaminating my research in this place. It is much like a primitive aboriginal tribe I studied many years ago, and I made the mistake of trying to enlighten and improve their lot. It completely invalidated the research into backward societies I had done up to that point. It is not a mistake I intend to make again.

What are you doing here? Do you want to have Al Kong here teach our children to worship monkeys instead of God?

No sir, absolutely not. I know about your fear of science and would not presume to try and change that. Please do not take offense, why not go and give your cousin wife a big hug. It will make you feel better.