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  • Phebe Carlyle
    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 2604

    #106
    Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    The evening sounds like quite the sordid affair

    Was there any mention at all of our Savior?
    Mainly in song... courtesy of Ofc Richards....near 2 hours of it.....

    Both Rev Jim and Pastor Ezekiel gave rousing and passionate speeches as well.



    All this talk of stains, primate feces, dirty dancing and undulating hips makes me sad
    Oh it sounds a lot worse than it was, Brother. What I want to know is, why weren't YOU there? You were conspicious by your absence.

    YIC

    Sister Phebe.




    There's Jesus here,
    Just see what He offers me....
    Down here my sins forgiven,
    Up there a home in heaven
    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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    • Seth Campbell
      Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 1565

      #107
      Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

      Originally posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards View Post
      First, I just want to say thanks to everybody who attended. It was a fantastic evening and I'm sure many of us will remember it for years to come.

      I am a bit disappointed, however, that nobody has mentioned my stirring rendition of "The Old Rugged Cross."

      I took the overwhelming silence throughout the room as a sign that the Lord had truly blessed my listeners, but it should've worn off by now.
      I was choked by it sir. It was my grandfathers favorite hymn and when his time was near, he would sing it almost non-stop, so to hear you sing it the way you did brought me to near tears.


      The wife apologizes for showing up so under-dressed, but when she heard that a monkey was going to be there..... well she's terrified of the little things. And as you could tell by the incident, there's a good reason. I don't know what it is about her that sends primates over the edge, but little Skippy did a number on her dress, and her face. Oh and it seems it wasn't just her ear that he had a fascination with?

      At least she had the fortitude to clean herself up in the washroom and keep a wide birth between her and the ape.
      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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      • Warner S. Davidson
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 586

        #108
        Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

        Reading all about this prestigious landmark evening is making me a little envious.

        One of the (few) downsides of being in the Australian Mission is the tyranny of distance and thus missing worthwhile social occasions like this.

        I am still very glad the I donated $1500 for a proxy ticket but missing out on the opportunity of rubbing shoulders with God's Elite and missing also the rousing motivational speeches from Rev. Jim and Pastor Ezekiel is disappointing
        2 Samuel 22:31

        As for God, His way is perfect;
        The word of the LORD is proven;
        He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #109
          Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

          Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
          I don't know what it is about her that sends primates over the edge, but little Skippy did a number on her dress, and her face.
          Was the, er, "flinging" caught on the video?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Benedict A. Davis
            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 3900

            #110
            Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Was the, er, "flinging" caught on the video?
            Are you speaking of the monkey or your late night impersonation of him? Which was quite good if I might add.
            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #111
              Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

              Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
              Are you speaking of the monkey or your late night impersonation of him? Which was quite good if I might add.
              Considering I wasn't there, it must have been quite something.

              You really should go back on your medication, Brother . . .
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • WWJDnow
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2009
                • 6312

                #112
                Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                I will have to ask my Board if they are willing to expend funds to support Officer Richards, who has allowed crime to run rampant in Freehold by letting Negroes run free as well as the Spring Heeled Jack(son).
                Rev. Rodimer, with all due respect, I think that's not fair to Officer Richards. His hands are tied by the liberals on the Supreme Court who have eroded away the rights of police officers at every opportunity. Rules that make police officers tell arrested colored people what crime they're being charged with, and that they can get some more welfare by asking for a free lawyer, these make policing effeciently virtually impossible.

                Things will change for the better when Sarah Palin is President and names some good Conservatives to the Supreme Court, such as the great anti-evolution activist Phillip Johnson. Then we'll bring back the vagrancy laws, and Freehold will once again be free of non-servile negroes. Until then, I think the low number of sins per negro in Freehold is a testament to Officer Richard's extraordinary performance.
                The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #113
                  Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                  Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                  Rev. Rodimer, with all due respect, I think that's not fair to Officer Richards. His hands are tied by the liberals on the Supreme Court who have eroded away the rights of police officers at every opportunity. Rules that make police officers tell arrested colored people what crime they're being charged with, and that they can get some more welfare by asking for a free lawyer, these make policing effeciently virtually impossible.

                  Things will change for the better when Sarah Palin is President and names some good Conservatives to the Supreme Court, such as the great anti-evolution activist Phillip Johnson. Then we'll bring back the vagrancy laws, and Freehold will once again be free of non-servile negroes. Until then, I think the low number of sins per negro in Freehold is a testament to Officer Richard's extraordinary performance.
                  What about that Springy-Heeled Jackanape?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • WWJDnow
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 6312

                    #114
                    Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    What about that Springy-Heeled Jackanape?
                    SHJ is slippery, but Officer Richards will catch him eventually. Remember what the Bible says:

                    I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. Ecclesiastes 9:11

                    I'm not quite sure what that part about riches not going to men of understanding means--our Godly Pastors are all multi-millionaires, and who surpasses them in knowledge? But time and chance will without doubt happeneth to our purple prowler. You don't want to be a Doubting Thomas, do you?
                    The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #115
                      Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                      Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                      SHJ is slippery, but Officer Richards will catch him eventually. Remember what the Bible says:

                      I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. Ecclesiastes 9:11

                      I'm not quite sure what that part about riches not going to men of understanding means--our Godly Pastors are all multi-millionaires, and who surpasses them in knowledge? But time and chance will without doubt happeneth to our purple prowler. You don't want to be a Doubting Thomas, do you?
                      Oh, I don't doubt that the Lord will bring Spring-Heeled Jackass to justice . . . I just doubt that a certain sheriff-wannabe will.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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