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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #46
    Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams

    Originally posted by Kopf im Sand View Post
    Not unless you have a peculiar concept of what rape is.
    Hmmm... nice fella. I didn't even know one was allowed to do that.

    However, Vinnie Jones did give Gazza a hand job

    Well, thank you for proving Prof. Bessemer's point (I guess).
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • the know nothing
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      • Jul 2009
      • 113

      #47
      Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams

      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
      I'm pretty sure that's wrong. I once accidently watched a game (I thought it would be real football) and they touched the ball with just about every body part imaginable.
      It's mainly played with feet.

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      • Original Gothster
        Forum Member, Struggling to kick the satan habit
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2008
        • 124

        #48
        Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams

        Alot of queers have foot fetishes. So do alot of those meat-boiling Brits. I once had an English guy pay 300 pounds to . . . well, I don't want to get too graphic here, but let's just say he wanted me to do a few "goal kicks" with him.

        I gotta hand it to him though, he paid up front and was very polite as he was rolling around on the floor clutching his crotch.



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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22828

          #49
          Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams

          Does anyone wish to support this sort of behavior? The Lord of Hosts does not approve.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • the know nothing
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            • Jul 2009
            • 113

            #50
            Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Does anyone wish to support this sort of behavior? The Lord of Hosts does not approve.
            Dude...That's a camera trick...
            They were apart from each other...
            That was in Benfica's stadium!

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #51
              Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams

              Originally posted by the know nothing View Post
              Dude...That's a camera trick...
              They were apart from each other...
              That was in Benfica's stadium!
              Likely story about you Euro trashes' public sex acts.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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              • Professor Bessemer
                Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                True Christian™
                • May 2009
                • 2952

                #52
                Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams

                From what I understand, public sex is not only legal on most of that godless continent, it is actually encouraged! On all the beaches over there, women flout their breasts like the heathens and pagans that they are. It is as if they have never even read the Bible!

                In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                1st Timothy 2:9
                Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                • angels
                  Forum Member, lost in space
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                  • Jun 2009
                  • 794

                  #53
                  Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams

                  Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                  From what I understand, public sex is not only legal on most of that godless continent, it is actually encouraged! On all the beaches over there, women flout their breasts like the heathens and pagans that they are. It is as if they have never even read the Bible!

                  In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                  1st Timothy 2:9

                  Sir, that is perfectly true. I only ever go to the beach in the Spring. Or take a bracing walk on a Winter's day. NEVER in Summer.
                  Any woman with morals will not go to these places.
                  There is a beach in England called Brighton beach. And that goes one step further. They wear NO clothes at all. You have Men and women flaunting theirselves. It's disgusting.
                  They even take their young children to nudist colony's.

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                  • the know nothing
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                    • Jul 2009
                    • 113

                    #54
                    Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams

                    Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                    From what I understand, public sex is not only legal on most of that godless continent, it is actually encouraged! On all the beaches over there, women flout their breasts like the heathens and pagans that they are. It is as if they have never even read the Bible!

                    In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2:9
                    Actually it isn't legal...(I don't know about Netherlands) but in the rest of Europe it isn't...

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22828

                      #55
                      Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams

                      Originally posted by the know nothing View Post
                      Actually it isn't legal...(I don't know about Netherlands) but in the rest of Europe it isn't...
                      Even in Europe, this sort of iniquity MUST be illegal:
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #56
                        Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams

                        Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                        From what I understand, public sex is not only legal on most of that godless continent, it is actually encouraged! On all the beaches over there, women flout their breasts like the heathens and pagans that they are. It is as if they have never even read the Bible!
                        What's even worse is that secular "scientists" are trying to encourage the same behaviour in civilised countries. Shame on New York, Ohio, Hawaii, Maine, Texas, and the California coast!
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Jenni111
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                          • Aug 2009
                          • 323

                          #57
                          Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams

                          soccer is on tv right now. the announcers are all praising beckham for his "amazing handling of the balls"

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                          • TheAmazingAtheist
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                            • Sep 2009
                            • 3

                            #58
                            Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams

                            Envying America is understandable. You brits have nothing. But you also have nothing to be proud of.

                            Repent of your lies and drunkeness and get God now.


                            Are you sure you're not a mick?
                            You make me sick, you really do, you are the most close minded person I have seen in my whole life, America (acording to your religion, or cult as i like to call it) is full of sin, and it is a country that hides behind religion to justify its horrible actions.

                            I hope you are glad, you just stopped being a human being to become a heartless machine...

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78551

                              #59
                              Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams

                              Originally posted by TheAmazingAtheist View Post
                              You make me sick, you really do, you are the most close minded person I have seen in my whole life, America (acording to your religion, or cult as i like to call it) is full of sin, and it is a country that hides behind religion to justify its horrible actions.

                              I hope you are glad, you just stopped being a human being to become a heartless machine...
                              Dear Hatemonger;

                              Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to drop by God's favorite forum and spew hatred. The Holy Bible says that we are actually Blessed by your persecution. Shout Glory!!

                              Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                              5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                              5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • TheAmazingAtheist
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                                • Sep 2009
                                • 3

                                #60
                                Re: Eight of the Top Ten Gayest Sports Teams Are Soccer Teams

                                Huh, for someone that calls people that dont think like them Unsave Trash, I tought you would give a funnier response...

                                I am glad I am still a human being, capable a thinking and caring about others, instead of a hate filled machine that calls other people trash and hope they go to "hell".

                                As a pastor and son of god, isnt your divine duty to try to make me believe in your god? isnt it against the will of god to hate another human being just because it thinks differently?

                                I give you a chance "pastor", try to make me a believer, I want to believe that you are not just a hateful machine, I want to believe that there is a human being beneath that close minded robot I see responding to me.

                                Then again, you just called an ENTIRE COUNTRY sinful and worthless, so I dont expect much of you.

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