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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552
    #1

    Jesus Strikes Samoa In Righteousness!

    Praise Jesus! THIS news story just came to my attention. It seems that Jesus has finally deemed to strike a blow at the Godless island of Samoa, home of MEN WEARING DRESSES on a daily basis.

    Also those delicious cookies the Girl Scouts make me buy.

    Tsunamis kill 24 in American Samoa - governor

    HONOLULU, Sept 29 (Reuters) - A series of tsunamis unleashed by a major undersea earthquake in the Pacific killed at least 24 people, and injured 50 others, in American Samoa, the governor of the U.S. territory said on Tuesday.
    Governor Togiola Tulafono, visiting Hawaii for a government conference on oceans, said the southern portion of the main American Samoan island of Tutuila was "devastated" and that the casualty toll could rise as authorities reached areas left inaccessible by damage to roads and bridges, especially on the western end of the island.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
    Tags: god's wrath, obama body count, samoa, tsunami kills brown people
    • Larry Lee
      Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
      True Christian™ Theologian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 4464
      #2
      Re: Jesus Strikes Samoa In Righteousness!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Praise Jesus! THIS news story just came to my attention. It seems that Jesus has finally deemed to strike a blow at the Godless island of Samoa, home of MEN WEARING DRESSES on a daily basis. Also those delicious cookies the Girl Scouts make me buy.
      I think God's got a lesson here for us to learn.

      In addition to the dresses and overly sweet cookies, the Samoan savages are also known for their twaddling ink drawings, disagreeable affection for reindeer, entertainingly combative nature, threats to America sovereignty and inability to control anger -- all of which God rightly hates. I actually don't know how He's managed to put up with these people for so long.
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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612
          #3
          Re: Jesus Strikes Samoa In Righteousness!

          The Flaming Tallywacker (tm) of Satan will be working overtime today.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405
              #4
              Re: Jesus Strikes Samoa In Righteousness!

              Last reports from this free love hell hole in paradise is at lest 100 dead and the streets of the capital filled with mud. Poetic justice!

              As bad as it is Samoa, just remember The Lord is in a killing mode and He has your islands in the sighs of His spiritual machine gun. Time to turn or burn!

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • HTannor
                  America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2612
                  #5
                  Re: Jesus Strikes Samoa In Righteousness!

                  More Good News!

                  News reports just now coming in report that a major earthquake has hit Indonesia. Although not explicitly mentioned, many mudslimes are victims of falling buildings and collapsing mosques.
                  The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                  "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22844
                      #6
                      Re: Jesus Strikes Samoa In Righteousness!

                      I've played the following over a few times and see nothing that I wouldn't expect to see in a nigra neighborhood; broken down cars, tumble down houses and Darkies wandering about aimlessly looking for something to steal.

                      I'm suspecting this is a scam to get money.

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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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