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  • Oakland "Reb" Griner
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2241

    #16
    Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

    Did anything really change in Haiti ??

    Yesterday Haiti was a black hole absorbing foreign aid dollars, and today, Haiti remains a black hole absorbing foreign aid dollars.

    Same old, same old.

    The before and after quake pictures are comical. Haiti was already a dreadful mess before the shaking, and frankly, Jesus did them a favor in weeding out the substandard housing.
    Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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    • Larry Lee
      Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
      True Christian™ Theologian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 4464

      #17
      Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
      Jesus has been sending subtle messages to the Haitians for hundreds of years. If I'm not mistaken, their history is connected with the French and the cathylicks – a double whammy in anyone's book.

      Disasters in Haiti

      ...long list...
      That seems like an impressive list, but is it?

      I think God must have turned the responsibility for Haiti over to some archangel or someone else, because all of the Holy interventions on Haiti have only selected for the most slothful, yet fecund, kind of jigaboo and not for the kind that praises Jesus and promotes free markets.

      I sure hope God got it right this time, but only time will tell...
      sigpic

      I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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      • OhMyDays
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jan 2010
        • 1

        #18
        Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

        Presumably you've all been out there in Haiti, once at least, selflessly preaching the gospel that they may be saved, in keeping with what the Lord instructed?

        But then I don't think you have, because if you had invested some of yourselves into contending for their salvation, I suspect you would have reacted more like Jesus did when He knew He would have to righteously and justly punish that city. He wept over it, and He was a stronger man than you or I.

        Correct me if I'm wrong, and I apologise if I am grossly mistaken, but it seems you are joyful and ecstatic that many people may be now in hell.

        Please tell me honestly, do you judge righteously, or do you judge according to what satisfies your flesh?

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        • TruePath
          Unsaved trash
          • Dec 2009
          • 220

          #19
          Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          So, Hate-ee felt God's Wrath®. No wonder I slept like an angel last night. Nothing sooths my soul more than to know He has taken some retribution against heathens.

          Exactly what we have been praying for. Insha'Allah America, the Great Satan will be next.

          Allah'u'Akbar!

          Allah'u'Akbar!

          Allah'u'Akbar!
          Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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          • Noah Dint
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2009
            • 695

            #20
            Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

            Originally posted by TruePath View Post
            Exactly what we have been praying for. Insha'Allah America, the Great Satan will be next.

            Allah'u'Akbar!

            Allah'u'Akbar!

            Allah'u'Akbar!
            Kindly go back to doing what you were to that goat and leave us alone.

            Go drink another glass of camel pee. Remind me again why you do that?

            -ND

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            • klaangen
              Unsaved trash
              • Jan 2010
              • 36

              #21
              Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

              Praise Lord for his vengance, Lets hope his next act will be the American South.

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              • SayvedByTheLord
                Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                True Christian™
                • May 2007
                • 3151

                #22
                Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                God does work in mysterious but wonderful ways. That nigra infested island has been partially cleansed.

                If only the catlick french had not imported them in the first place.


                Leviticus 26:27-29

                27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29446

                  #23
                  Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                  Originally posted by klaangen View Post
                  Praise Lord for his vengance, Lets hope his next act will be the American South.
                  What is wrong with Brazil? It is far away and their military is a joke, like one rusty tank, a .22 and a canoe.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Gabriel Reproba
                    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2479

                    #24
                    Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                    This just keeps getting better!

                    Haiti Archbishop Killed in Quake as Churches, Cathedral Reduced to Rubble

                    Msgr. Joseph Serge Miot, the archbishop of Port-au-Prince, was killed in the devastating earthquakes that rocked the Haitian capital Tuesday, Church sources said.

                    The archbishop of Port-au-Prince was killed in the devastating earthquake that has demolished the Haitian capital and taken untold lives since striking Tuesday, according to a dispatch from the Vatican.

                    The body of Msgr. Joseph Serge Miot, 65, was found under the rubble of the archdiocese, and may be one of only hundreds of victims trapped in the ruins of Church buildings on the island.

                    The apostolic nuncio in Haiti, Msgr. Bernardito Auza, said that the cathedral and all the major churches and seminaries in Port-au-Prince were leveled by the most powerful temblor to strike the island in two centuries. Hundreds of seminarians and priests were trapped in the rubble, he told Vatican Radio.

                    A priest at the French headquarters of Archbishop Miot's order, the Missionaries of St. Jacques, cofirmed to Fox News what he called the "sad and terrible news" of the Haitian archbishop's death. He had no further details of the status of clergy working in Haiti.
                    As I said in my earlier post, "Any questions?"
                    Yours In Christ,

                    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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                    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #25
                      Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                      Originally posted by TruePath View Post
                      Exactly what we have been praying for. Insha'Allah America, the Great Satan will be next.

                      Allah'u'Akbar!

                      Allah'u'Akbar!

                      Allah'u'Akbar!
                      This will never happen in TRUE American. Maybe in some sinful state like California, but there are only homosexuals and illegal immigrants in that state. God will deal with them in His time.

                      But just think, 100,000 sinners are dead today, standing for Jesus for JUDGMENT and that one way ticket to HELL! It makes you proud to be a Christians! GLORY!

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • Gabriel Reproba
                        Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                        The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2479

                        #26
                        Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        This will never happen in TRUE American. Maybe in some sinful state like California, but there are only homosexuals and illegal immigrants in that state.
                        So true, Brother. And, if California keeps goign the way it is going (banning gay marriage and leading the country executions) who knows? Maybe the way of God will spread all over the US and protect us all!
                        Yours In Christ,

                        Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                        Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                        Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                        Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                        The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                        Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                        How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                        20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                        God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                        Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                        Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                        Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                        There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                        Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                        Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                        • Noah Dint
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 695

                          #27
                          Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                          Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                          So true, Brother. And, if California keeps goign the way it is going (banning gay marriage and leading the country executions) who knows? Maybe the way of God will spread all over the US and protect us all!
                          One of the greatest Blessings I have heard of recently is California banning gay marriage and Mexico legalizing it. There has been a flood of illegal aliens but now that river is about to flow the other way.

                          Glory to God how he works in mysterious ways!

                          Praise and Shout Glory!

                          -ND

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #28
                            Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                            Pat Robertson knows The Truth.

                            Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, "We will serve you if you will get us free from the French." True story. And so, the devil said, "OK, it's a deal."

                            And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #29
                              Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                              Praise, Rev Rodimer, I was just coming here to post that exact story! Listen to the wisdom of Robertson's words and hear the Holy Spirit speak through him:


                              Praise!
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #30
                                Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti

                                Ah, you posted the video! GLORY!
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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