[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Time for Norway to face up to it

how do i leave this forum?

Click the red "X" in the upper right hand corner of your browser window.

By the way, don't come back.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Time for Norway to face up to it

Anders Behring Breivik is one of the most evil people who ever lived, i am saddned that you try to justify his actions, the victims were just nice people who hadnt done anything wrong, he killed them because he is a sadist and evil, how do i leave this forum? I dont feel good being on a forum making fun of the worst mass murderer of all time.

Jesus uses us all in His special, loving way. Who are you to be second-guessing God?

You see, when really bad things happen (like you get eaten by wild beasts, get killed in horrible ways, get sick and die, etc.), then you'll know that it was God that did it to you. And you should thank Him for the privilege!

Ezekiel 14:13 Son of man, when the land sinneth against me by trespassing grievously, then will I stretch out mine hand upon it, and will break the staff of the bread thereof, and will send famine upon it, and will cut off man and beast from it:

14:15 If I cause noisome beasts to pass through the land, and they spoil it, so that it be desolate, that no man may pass through because of the beasts:

14:17 Or if I bring a sword upon that land, and say, Sword, go through the land; so that I cut off man and beast from it:

14:19 Or if I send a pestilence into that land, and pour out my fury upon it in blood, to cut off from it man and beast:

14:21 For thus saith the Lord GOD; How much more when I send my four sore judgments upon Jerusalem, the sword, and the famine, and the noisome beast, and the pestilence, to cut off from it man and beast?

[Skankland]

Re: Time for Norway to face up to it

Click the red "X" in the upper right hand corner of your browser window.

By the way, don't come back.

I mean how do i cancel membership? Cause i feel ashamed to be a member of a forum where dead innocent people are mocked. Jesus loves all the children, all the children of the world.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Time for Norway to face up to it

I mean how do i cancel membership? Cause i feel ashamed to be a member of a forum where dead innocent people are mocked. Jesus loves all the children, all the children of the world.

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Time for Norway to face up to it

I mean how do i cancel membership? Cause i feel ashamed to be a member of a forum where dead innocent people are mocked. Jesus loves all the children, all the children of the world.

No one is innocent. All have sinned.

Romans 3:23

King James Version (KJV)


23For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;


Why do you misrepresent God's Word? Are you illiterate, ignorant, or evil?

[Skankland]

Re: Time for Norway to face up to it

I want to make a confession:

I have sexual fantasies about dead animals.

Will Jesus ever forgive me for my insolent disrespect towards the True Christians™ of this marvelous forum?

[Skankland]

Re: Time for Norway to face up to it

Please tell me I can be saved! I don't want to burn in Hell! No one can help me but you True Christians™! Please rescue me from my own perversity!

*Grotesque sexual fantasy involving road kill deleted*

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Time for Norway to face up to it

I want to make a confession:

I have (dreams) about dead animals.

I have some dreams about dead animals myself, but it generally involves a Weber grill and a baked potato.



Oh wait...were you trying to SHOCK us? My apologies! I'll make an effort to feign disgust next time.

Will Jesus ever forgive me for my insolent disrespect towards the True Christians™ of this marvelous forum?

Probably not, because you are not truly repentant.

(2 Peter 3:9) "The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance."

Please tell me I can be saved! I don't want to burn in Hell! No one can help me but you True Christians™! Please rescue me from my own perversity!

Your God-mocking is not helping.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Time for Norway to face up to it

..Jesus loves all the children, all the children of the world.

Then you need to explain how come so many children have been ripped out of their mothers bellies, infants smashed against rocks and and little children torn alive to gore & limbs erased & bloody entrails AT HIS WORD.

Hosea 13:15-16 Though he be fruitfull among his brethren, an East winde shall come, the winde of the Lord shall come vp from the wildernesse, and his spring shall become drie, and his fountaine shalbe dried vp: he shall spoile the treasure of all pleasant vessels. Samaria shall become desolate, for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shalbe dashed in pieces, and their women with childe shalbe ript vp.
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Psalm 137:5-9 If I forget thee, O Ierusalem: let my right hand forget her cunning. If I doe not remember thee, let my tongue cleaue to the roofe of my mouth; if I preferre not Ierusalem aboue my chiefe ioy. Remember, O Lord, the children of Edom, in the day of Ierusalem; who sayd, rase it, rase it: euen to the foundation thereof.O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed: happy shall he be that rewardeth thee, as thou hast serued vs. Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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II Kings 2:23-24 And he went vp from thence vnto Bethel: and as hee was going vp by the way, there came foorth little children out of the citie, and mocked him, and said vnto him, Goe vp thou bald head, Goe vp thou bald head. And hee turned backe, and looked on them, and cursed them in the Name of the Lord: and there came foorth two shee Beares out of the wood, and tare fortie and two children of them.
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Awaiting your explanation please.

[Johansen]

Re: Time for Norway to face up to it

I would like you all to know that I, in fact, was one of the survivors of the massacre at Utøya.
What was I doing at some socialist indoctrination camp? Forced by state, caught me with a bible "too many times". You know how it works.
At first I thought we were to be liberated, but that isn't what we could expect from some freemason who actually wanted Norway to be officially Catholic!And he killed way more white pure blood Norwegians than(muslim) immigrant attendants.
Of course, The Lord and my faith was my shield! The small house and the underside of one of the beds was just so that praying would be easier among the noise...
No one I knew personally was killed. Another proof of God's miracles and the effect of prayer, obviously.

[Brother Helge]

Re: Time for Norway to face up to it

I would like you all to know that I, in fact, was one of the survivors of the massacre at Utøya.

No one I knew personally was killed. Another proof of God's miracles and the effect of prayer, obviously.

I am glad to hear that!
Fall down on your knees and praise Jesus!

Amen!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Time for Norway to face up to it

I would like to take this opportunity to officially deny any direct involvement in the recent events over in Finland. My relationship with Gunther (as I know him) was for Spiritual Counseling and Brotherly Bonding only. The rumors that he learned his expert marksmanship skills while practicing on my private estate Christian Warrior Training Grounds(r) is most likely erroneous. I plan to ask Brother BJ and his boys in security to conduct a complete investigation, just as soon as they get back from their annual Summer Fishing and Prayer Retreat in Kuwait.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Time for Norway to face up to it

I never realised so many youngsters in Norway were such dreadful sinners marked by God for destruction. That country sure must have been in need of a warning.

It's nice to see at least one or two of them were more holy than their peers and were selected to be shielded by God. Maybe it's not immediately obvious to them why God hated their friends more that He hated them but I'm sure lots of kneeling and praying (even if it's not immediately obvious there's anyone listening) will help them to not waste this gift.