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  • The TRUTH is out! - London Riots caused by Grand Theft Auto!

    THIS ARTICLE is SHOCKING! These riots going on in the Godless UK are being caused by Grand Theft Auto!

    SCENES OF VIOLENCE in London this week might have been inspired by the video game Grand Theft Auto

    The Evening Standard, a free newspaper given out to Londoners, was first to make the leap between a game ... and a general desire amongst some bored, unemployed youth for a bit of incendiary mayhem and looting.

    A Police Spokesman issued the following statement -


    "Go home, get a takeaway and watch anything that happens on TV. These are bad people who did this. Kids out of control," the Police source is quoted as saying in the paper. "When I was young it was all Pac-Man and board games. Now they're playing Grand Theft Auto and want to live it for themselves."


    Sickening! But should we be surprised?

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    Finally the truth! That evil game is squarely to blame for the problems in the U.K.
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      For you onlookers across the pond, it might look like chaos and riots over here, but nothing could be farther from the truth. In actual fact we are just rehearsing for next years Olympic Games where after a gun shot a bunch of black men are going to run around trying to steel gold, silver and bronze from the white men.
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        Re: The TRUTH is out! - London Riots caused by Grand Theft Auto!

        In all fairness, I am not sure that we can lay the blame for this squarely on the shoulders of the video games.

        I think a good portion of blame should also go to Bill Clinton.
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          This just goes to show that the Brits, who aren't above destroying their own neighborhoods to win public sympathy, are no better than the Negros, even though they happen to be white. I believe Godlessness is the common denominator there, not race.

          The rioting in the streets is just what you see publicly. Think of all the anal sex they must be having as well. These Brits are just no good, no matter what mood you catch them in.
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            Re: The TRUTH is out! - London Riots caused by Grand Theft Auto!

            Maybe we can get Rockstar Games to make a GTA Tehran? Are we still at war with them?
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              Re: The TRUTH is out! - London Riots caused by Grand Theft Auto!

              I would never play such a devil game and coincidentally have never rioted.

              It's obvious.

              If only there were games out there that encouraged people to take up weaponry, become a soldier and slaughter anyone they are told is a target so we could begin to get rid of heathens in earnest...
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