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  • #1

    Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN!

    Ted Kennedy, Liberal moonbat Socialist, has been stricken with what could be a STROKE! Praise the sweet name of Jesus. Hell must be boiling over in anticipation. Could this mean he won't be giving anymore anti-American speeches?
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    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
    Tags: alcoholic, chivas regal, drowning in liberalism, drunkard, killer, old drunk, socialist, ted kennedy
  • #2
    Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN!

    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
    Ted Kennedy, Liberal moonbat Socialist, has been stricken with a STROKE! Praise the sweet name of Jesus. Hell must be boiling over in anticipation.
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    As we've been saying, the Lord is in a killing mode. Now it is time for that moonbat to answer for 50+ years of drunkenness, cowardices, treason, murder and socialism.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • #3
      Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN!

      I bet Satan is getting all waxed up and frothy just thinking about his first date with ol' Teddy.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • #4
        Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN!

        Hell's bells and little teddy bears, gonna be a hot party for the Kennedys at Satan's barbeque tonight!
        Read your Bible, boys and girls. Jesus likes educated people. That's my take on it.

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        • #5
          Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN!

          Praise Jesus this is wonderful news to hear. It seems that Jesus is happy to toy with that bloated old pervert for the time being with painful seizures. I'm praying that in His infinite Mercy and Wisdom, Jesus causes this Kennedy to suffer as a drooling, blathering retard (like his sister) for a few more years before sending him to hell to join the rest of his drunken papist tribe. Glory to God!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #6
            Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN!

            I'm dusting off my copy of "Bridge Over Troubled Waters" and "Baby You Can Drive My Car". I wonder if they'll be played at the funeral?
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            • #7
              Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN!

              I remember when Jesus saw fit to strike down the Godly Senator Jesse Helms and I was saddened before I realized He was justified. See, Jesse Helms is as Godly a Senator as this nation has ever known and in order for him to enter Heaven, Jesus must have wanted a trial like Job cast upon him. Jesus always knows whats best. Praise Jesus sweet holy name.
              With our prayers and a little Grace from our Father in Heaven, Kennedy will spend the rest of his days in a ward being changed by overweight negro nurses like Helms is. Only in Teds case it will be merely a preview of Hell not humility before Heaven.
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • #8
                Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN!

                It's a TUMOR!!!!
                Holy Jesus it's a tumor!

                And it's MALIGNANT! Praise Jesus Ted Kennedy has a brain tumor! The outlook is not good and the early prognosis is between 18-24 months until the orgy in Hell has a new bloated member. I am just a happy as a Tom Turkey over this my fellow True Christians(TM). It only reinforces the known FACT that no one is immune from Jesus.

                He'll be with his two brothers and the gay one that crashed his plane soon. Writhing and boiling.
                God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                • #9
                  Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN!

                  Can it be true? Yet another pagan liberal stricken with cancer? Praise Jesus!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN!

                    Brother Marshall! Praise! Now he is truly "poised on the edge of the Armageddon like a drunken walrus"

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                    • #11
                      Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN!

                      Not that there is anything wrong with a drunken walrus....I find them to be fun at parties and always say they are sorry in the mornings.....
                      I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN!

                        Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                        It's a TUMOR!!!!
                        Holy Jesus it's a tumor!

                        And it's MALIGNANT! Praise Jesus Ted Kennedy has a brain tumor! The outlook is not good and the early prognosis is between 18-24 months until the orgy in Hell has a new bloated member. I am just a happy as a Tom Turkey over this my fellow True Christians™. It only reinforces the known FACT that no one is immune from Jesus.

                        He'll be with his two brothers and the gay one that crashed his plane soon. Writhing and boiling.
                        GLORY TO GOD!

                        The Lord's is indeed letting HIS might be shown to the sinful.

                        Did Kennedy think He could escape The Lord's judgment? That Liberalism and Catholicism would somehow protect Kennedy for Jesus? No! Jesus always gets His man in the end!

                        PRAISE!

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN!

                          Praise GOD ALMIGHTY! My Prayers have been answered!! Now that Jesus has seen fit to STRIKE DEMONS INTO THE BRAIN of the greatest sinner in congress, we can look forward to regular reports of the unspeakably excruciating pain that the Kennedy pervert can look forward to. HALLELUJAH and GLORY TO GOD!!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN!

                            This supports my Sunday Service from two weeks ago.
                            Liberals MUST be touched in the head. Jesus once again provides hard evidence that the Left is indeed brain damaged.
                            God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Praise Jesus! Teddy K is DOWN!

                              When is that horrible Partick Swayze going to Die though?

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