Barnsdall v. Landover Baptist Church

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Des Moines landowner Cornwallis Barnsdall has filed a lawsuit against Landover Baptist Church in order to regain land on which he claims LBC unlawfully expanded the platinum tither's lounge area on the NW side of the main tabernacle. As you all know, this ground is just south of the Angels Rain Car Wash on Deuteronomy Drive and east of the gravel parking area for visitors with special permits and the Children of God Playground on Nazarene Nook. This is partially inside the gated area of Freehold, but about 200 sq. ft. falls on the ungated land.


Barnsdall plans to build a Sonic Drive-In on this spot, which would create competition for the tither's lounge food sales and cause unsaved trash to be able to walk on Freehold land, something that has rarely happened in this decade.


Anyone with documentation or ownership papers from the Church is asked to provide that to me at their earliest convenience. Barnsdall claims to have a land deed to this section of the church property and so far I have been unable to locate anything to disprove his claim.


You may contact my office in Cumming at any time. The trial was set for February 9 but I entered an appearance requesting continuance until March 10. The Court granted this request.

[Basilissa]

Re: Barnsdall v. Landover Baptist Church

Dear, dear, dear.

When are you going to learn, that you cannot serve two masters (Matthew 6:24).

If you truly want to choose Salvation(tm), you have to refrain yourself from assisting the ungodly who are tying to undermine Jesus' Favorite Church.

I will pray for your soul. Maybe you still can make it to the 144000 Jews who will be Saved(tm) (Revelation 7:4).

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Barnsdall v. Landover Baptist Church

Dear, dear, dear.

When are you going to learn, that you cannot serve two masters (Matthew 6:24).

If you truly want to choose Salvation™, you have to refrain yourself from assisting the ungodly who are tying to undermine Jesus' Favorite Church.

I will pray for your soul. Maybe you still can make it to the 144000 Jews who will be Saved™ (Revelation 7:4).

I think you are misreading this. I am not helping Barnsdall. I took it upon myself to help Landover. If you all would prefer that I didn't, then the land will fall to them.
Forgive my presumption that this would be welcomed.

[Basilissa]

Re: Barnsdall v. Landover Baptist Church

I think you are misreading this. I am not helping Barnsdall. I took it upon myself to help Landover. If you all would prefer that I didn't, then the land will fall to them.
Forgive my presumption that this would be welcomed.

Thank you for clarifying this, dear. Your original message was rather ambiguous.

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Barnsdall v. Landover Baptist Church

Thank you for clarifying this, dear. Your original message was rather ambiguous.

Or could it be you're a woman who just can't understand these things? Yes - I think that's it. Any MALE could have read what I wrote and summarized it as follows;


man brings suit against Landover for a parcel of ground he claims is his but Landover is encroaching upon it.


I describe the parcel for clarification.


I mention that there appears to be a valid case on his part but I will happily handle it if someone will bring me the records I need.


I do this out of the love that Jesus has placed in my heart and I don't even ask for compensation for what I did voluntarily - get a continuance so there is time to find evidence supporting Landover.


Then some female tries to accuse me of speaking out of both sides of my mouth.


Yes, I think that about covers the story. Haven't you some knitting to do?

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Barnsdall v. Landover Baptist Church

I will pray for your soul. Maybe you still can make it to the 144000 Jews who will be Saved™ (Revelation 7:4).

Off-topic but I'm surprised more jews aren't grateful to Hitler for improving their odds.

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Barnsdall v. Landover Baptist Church

Since my attention to this matter is obviously not appreciated, I'll bow out and let your land go to Mr. Barnsdall.
It's also obvious no one is accepting that I found Jesus.

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Barnsdall v. Landover Baptist Church

Since my attention to this matter is obviously not appreciated, I'll bow out and let your land go to Mr. Barnsdall.
It's also obvious no one is accepting that I found Jesus.

Maybe you could get a cushy job at the SPLC?

I hear they like employing your kind to do nothing of value to society.

Forgive my skepticism but as they say: "once a kike, always a kike".