[handmaiden]

Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

. . .Eve ate the apple . . . Some men aren't Christians, so you can shriek at them like the harpies you are. And some 'men' aren't really men at all. Homers, papists, and Democrats for instance. . .
But in the presence of a True Christian Man™ either keep your yap shut, or smile, nod, and humbly agree with whatever he says.

And some fruits aren't actually apples. But who am I to make such an observation?

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

And some fruits aren't actually apples. But who am I to make such an observation?

This is true, Sister Handmaiden. The Holy Bible does not state the fruit was an apple - not once does it imply that. In the Pentecostal Holiness Church, we have female pastors, worship leaders, Sunday School teachers, and our organist and pianist are both female.


They submit to their husbands as they do to Christ, and their husbands love them as they love Christ. It is all very sweet and gentle and romantic and there are strong marriages in this group. Three of the couples in my church have been married over 40 years and raised many children successfully. We don't believe in beating or separation during natural physical times each month. Old Testament law is treated as being fulfilled in Jesus. He didn't change the law, He fulfilled it - meaning only in Him and not in old ways will we find Salvation(R). Women have so many freedoms and it is wonderful to see how they glorify God through them.


In Jesus,
Mike H


And ONLY God can make America great again. Indeed He already has in many ways.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

This is true, Sister Handmaiden. The Holy Bible does not state the fruit was an apple - not once does it imply that. In the Pentecostal Holiness Church, we have female pastors, worship leaders, Sunday School teachers, and our organist and pianist are both female.


They submit to their husbands as they do to Christ, and their husbands love them as they love Christ. It is all very sweet and gentle and romantic and there are strong marriages in this group. Three of the couples in my church have been married over 40 years and raised many children successfully. We don't believe in beating or separation during natural physical times each month. Old Testament law is treated as being fulfilled in Jesus. He didn't change the law, He fulfilled it - meaning only in Him and not in old ways will we find Salvation®. Women have so many freedoms and it is wonderful to see how they glorify God through them.


In Jesus,
Mike H


And ONLY God can make America great again. Indeed He already has in many ways.

So are you saying that the prohibition against idols, having been fulfilled in Christ, is part of an "old way" no longer needing to be obeyed?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

I'm doing my meager (as a woman) contribution to making America great again by raising conservative sons, being an obedient Christian daughter and widow, and telling His Truth, regardless of what the lies in the liebral media says otherwise.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

As a south mexican, I am doing what it is needed to make America great again by keeping myself out of your country.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

As a south mexican, I am doing what it is needed to make America great again by keeping myself out of your country.

I think you are mistaken my friend. America is in need of more people of color to be great again. I believe that you should apply for a scholarship at an institute of higher learning here in Babylon. They are badly in need of people of color to provide diversity because the white people keep most of the men of color in their dungeons and so have no colored men for their universities. Once you are safely accepted at university you will be well received especially by the white girls who are anxious for companionship. This has been my experience at both of the universities I have attended.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

I'm doing my meager (as a woman) contribution to making America great again by raising conservative sons, being an obedient Christian daughter and widow, and telling His Truth, regardless of what the lies in the liebral media says otherwise.

Keep marching forward, brave Mrs. Johnson. Raise those soldiers for Jesus so we can wage our war against interracial marriage, atheists, homers and liberals.

[Des]

Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

As a south mexican, I am doing what it is needed to make America great again by keeping myself out of your country.

You deserve a Presidential Medal of Freedom for this, only those are reserved for Americans. So in return for your patriotic services I will be having dinner tomorrow at that Des Moines steakhouse that has the Messican dishwasher.

[Basilissa]

Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

I think you are mistaken my friend. America is in need of more people of color to be great again.

Indeed. needs more people of a healthy pinky/peachy color. Weirdly orangeish hues are also most welcome.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

I am praying hard to make America great again and also tithing more the pastors tell me that if i tithe more God will listen to my prayers John 9:31.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

It used to be easy to spot your average Borscht loving Bolshevik communist - anything "Uncle Joe" Stalin said was ok, and you could easily spot their Communist Party USA ID card somewhere in their wallet. Indeed, you didn't need the John Birch Society to root them out - they were all over the government of Franklin Roosevelt. All things Russian - from the Bolshoi to the Gulags, were just fine.

Today you have your micro-aggression triggered snowflakes to the gluten free wimps of the Democratic party all concerned over even a passing interest in Beef Stroganoff - no doubt due to the fact that the average Russian today doesn't express much interest in Obama style "share the wealth" communism.

MAGA - you know things are getting better when the ugly porcine likes of Amy Schumer's Netflix special bombs big time.

MAGA - Overpriced LIEberal coffee purveyor Starbucks stock tanks after CEO insults Donald Trump and promises to hire 10,000 mooselimb Baristas for its coffee shops.

MAGA - Retailer Target's stock is in the toilet after announcing "transgender" bathroom policy.

MAGA - Female "Pussy Hat" prices are bottoming on E-Bay.

MAGA - Pervert Anthony Weiner's laptop just might have Hillary's missing e-mails.

[handmaiden]

Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

Should I be knitting bomb-cozies or crocheting them?

[Nobar King]

Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

I'm personally declaring war on Syria.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

I'm personally declaring war on Syria.

Amen, Brother and there's plenty of time to get ready if we decide to hold our witch hunt over there this year.

[Des]

Re: What are You Doing to Make America Great Again

I'm sending several crates of AR-15's to Scotland so they can defend themselves the next time an ass burglar gunman forgets to pull the trigger when he goes on a shooting rampage. This in turn will increase firearm production and sales, stimulate our economy and MAGA.