"TOFU" Judged Obscene in Colorado

[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS story only points up once again how the radical vegan community of witches has no morality whatsoever. Jesus wants us to eat meat, not slurp on some fake cheese stuff made out of oriental beans. If you do eat that slop, you certainly don't want to brag about it with an obscene epigram on your car.

Woman's tofu license plate curdles in Colorado

DENVER – One Colorado woman's love for tofu has been judged X-rated by state officials. Kelly Coffman-Lee wanted to tell the world about her fondness for bean curd by picking certain letters for her SUV's license plate. Her suggestion for the plate: "ILVTOFU." But the Division of Motor Vehicles blocked her plan because they thought the combination of letters could be interpreted as profane.

Says Department of Revenue spokesman Mark Couch: "We don't allow 'FU' because some people could read that as street language for fornication."

Officials meet periodically to ensure state plates stay free of letters that abbreviate gang slang, drug terms or obscene phrases.

The 38-year-old Coffman-Lee says tofu is a staple of her family's diet because they are vegan and that the DMV misinterpreted her message.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Notice this harlot's name " Coffman-Lee", clearly her husband isn't good enough for this liberated-for-damnation modern woman. She can just as well drive down the street with a mattress strapped to her back.

[Nobar King]

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Notice this harlot's name " Coffman-Lee", clearly her husband isn't good enough for this liberated-for-damnation modern woman. She can just as well drive down the street with a mattress strapped to her back.

She's a lesbo. They're the ones who do split names.

[JennyD]

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She eats tofu.

'Nuff said.

[Meek and Humble]

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Just another woman begging to get raped...

[Larry Lee]

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This is a good time for me to re-post my delicious recipe for "mock tofu":

* Mix together chicken fat, puréed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow.

You'll never know the difference.

[DevonStraight]

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In other news, it has been scientifically proven that eating meat increases the chance of cancer/heart disease by nearly 40% compared to vegetarians. So, yeah.. if that means christians will die faster then by all means keep eating meat please!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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In other news, it has been scientifically proven that eating meat increases the chance of cancer/heart disease by nearly 40% compared to vegetarians. So, yeah.. if that means christians will die faster then by all means keep eating meat please!

OK DevonStraight, or should I say, "Ms Kelly Coffman-Lee"????

Pushing your profits by spamming (and that's meat) Landover are we???

Using made up statistics that contravene the Word of God, Eh?
Psalms:78:25: Man did eat angels' food: he sent them meat to the full.

Well you can just clear off from this Godly board as you are spreading lies and deceit here for commercial gain!

PS Is it true you're an ugly, fat, godless lezbean, who spend her life making rope sandals from recycled copies of the Joo York Times?

[DevonStraight]

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OK DevonStraight, or should I say, "Ms Kelly Coffman-Lee"????

Pushing your profits by spamming (and that's meat) Landover are we???

My profits? What are you mumbling about?

Using made up statistics that contravene the Word of God, Eh?
Psalms:78:25: Man did eat angels' food: he sent them meat to the full.

These statistics have been gathered by observing thousands of people and their eating behaviour. I was part of the research.

Well you can just clear off from this Godly board as you are spreading lies and deceit here for commercial gain!

No, no, you're getting the wrong idea. Consume as much meat as you want.

PS Is it true you're an ugly, fat, godless lezbean, who spend her life making rope sandals from recycled copies of the Joo York Times?

Even if i were, so what? Stop going offtopic please.

[Nobar King]

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So, it's true!!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Using made up statistics that contravene the Word of God, Eh?
Psalms:78:25: Man did eat angels' food: he sent them meat to the full.

These statistics have been gathered by observing thousands of people and their eating behaviour. I was part of the research.

So it's your word without any citations or reference to papers of godless secular scientists, or that Of God... Hmmm... now who are we to believe?

No, no, you're getting the wrong idea. Consume as much meat as you want.

Changed your tune eh? You admit that you made up the figures?

Re: being an ugly lezbean: - Even if i were, so what?

Not denying it eh? Your word is even more worthless (if that is possible) Abominations and women don't preach to men becasue they know nothing.

[Brother Temperance]

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I think that anyone who eats tofu in a public place where children might be able to see them should be put on the Sex Offenders' Register.

[DevonStraight]

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So it's your word without any citations or reference to papers of godless secular scientists, or that Of God... Hmmm... now who are we to believe?Changed your tune eh? You admit that you made up the figures?Not denying it eh?

And you're incapable of doing a simple google search because?....

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/03/23/AR2009032301626.html

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510255,00.html

http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2005/jun/15/research.sciencenews

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3149062.stm

http://www.diabetes.co.uk/news/2008/Jan/Diet-fizzy-drinks-and-meat-cause-heart-disease-and-diabetes.html

[Brother Temperance]

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And you're incapable of doing a simple google search because?....

None of those links take me to the Bible. Do you have any Biblical evidence for your claims?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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And you're incapable of doing a simple google search because?....

[...]

It isn't me who's making outrageous and non-biblical claims son, it's you - your laziness in not supporting your original claim is the error here.

I looked and I saw that some people died and some people ate meat. There a lot of questions not asked here and I'll bet that the figures are open to other interpretations.

Anyway, I'm forgiving your arrogance and rudeness at the moment because of your immaturity, what are you doing here? How much do you love Jesus?