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  • Dr. Zaius
    Member of Landover Zoological Society
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2008
    • 249
    #1

    What will be the next animal to have a flu named after it?

    We've been having a debate at the Zoological society about what will be the next animal to have a flu named after it. What do you think?

    It better not be Ass flu:

    There's already enough of that on the planet.
    Ack!
    Tags: swine flu
    • Bobby-Joe
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      • Sep 2006
      • 18405
      #2
      Re: What will be the next animal to have a flu named after it?

      Pastor Zeke keeps on talking about Bear Flu. I think that is why he goes on about taking samples from bears and has that huge collection of bear pictures up in his house.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: What will be the next animal to have a flu named after it?

          There will be a gnu flu along any time now. There seems to be a new one every year.

          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Talitha
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              • Mar 2026
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              #4
              Re: What will be the next animal to have a flu named after it?

              I was going to suggest Beaver Flu, but apparently it already exists.

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                • H. Montague Worthington
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2716
                  #5
                  Re: What will be the next animal to have a flu named after it?

                  The Nigra Flu
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                    • JennyD
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                      • Dec 2007
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                      #6
                      Re: What will be the next animal to have a flu named after it?

                      I hear they're talking about renaming the Swine Flu "Mexican Flu".

                      Does that count?
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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748
                          #7
                          Re: What will be the next animal to have a flu named after it?

                          They already have Montezuma's revenge.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22882
                              #8
                              Re: What will be the next animal to have a flu named after it?

                              I’m looking at Siberian Hamster ‘flu: its side effects could be to turn God-fearing GOP members into snivelling, lieberal, commie, atheists. We should stamp on these vile rodents now and often!
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                                • H. Montague Worthington
                                  True Christian™ Entrepreneur
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                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 2716
                                  #9
                                  Re: What will be the next animal to have a flu named after it?

                                  Shark Flu would be pretty scary.

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                                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
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                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 15708
                                      #10
                                      Re: What will be the next animal to have a flu named after it?

                                      Originally posted by Dr. Zaius View Post
                                      We've been having a debate at the Zoological society about what will be the next animal to have a flu named after it. What do you think?

                                      It better not be Ass flu:

                                      There's already enough of that on the planet.

                                      LOL!!! Then we'd have to dig a lot of "Ass Holes"
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                                        • Nobar King
                                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                          Christ's Guardian
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 23748
                                          #11
                                          Re: What will be the next animal to have a flu named after it?

                                          Australia already has a mouse plague.

                                          Apparently, the cure is morphine.
                                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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