Freehold: Don't Wear Pajamas Airplanes

[Johny Joe Hold]

We in Freehold do not want to disappoint President Trump. His secretary of Transportation has asked that travelers not wear pajamas on our nation's air carriers. I know I don't need to mention this more than once. Thank you.

Pete Buttigieg’s replacement begs people to stop wearing pajamas on planes

[MitzaLizalor]

Eeew! Do they? I can almost smell the foot rot. And it's not their fault, they were never taught cleanliness. There used to be air services offering single-class accommodation, perhaps modern aircraft can have 2 or 3 decks (depending on luggage allowance) where the stinkfoot cadre are sufficiently quarantined for the issue to be moot. There are worse fashion statements than pyjamas.

[Basilissa]

I already got used to seeing young people walking around in their pyjamas, in Michigan that's basically the traditional attire of college students.

There are worse fashion statements than pyjamas.

Indeed. At a supermarket I recently saw a grown woman parading around in a onesie, basically like this one:

Hashtag only in Michigan...