Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity!

[Nobar King]

This story is funny and not just because Al Sharpton wants to protect pure white American women from being defiled by the negro population.

"Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls."

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/al-sharpton-blasts-tiger-woods-for-lack-of-mistress-diversity

It sounds like he is wishing marriage-infidelity on the black community! Al Sharpton hasn't made less sense since last week.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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It's hopelssly high expectations that hurt black girls. They grow up with Disney telling them that they're beautiful, which devestates them when they find out that, no, black women's faces are homely at best. It's no coincidence that terms "blockaway" and "butterface" are black slang. They'd be better off if instead of this "black is beautiful" wishful thinking they focus on using makeup to make themselves look like they're Thai or Indian. Or just get used to wearing a ski mask.

Al Sharpton hasn't made less sense since last week.

I think it makes perfect sense: he's jealous that he doesn't have a Master-Race mistress of his own.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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As Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance, I am available for lectures even to Darkies.

I have a large range of hand-out material (and we all know how much Darkies like hand-outs!)

[Sally Paulson]

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I don't like Al Sharpton or Tiger Woods. I don't like Al Sharpton because he's on TV which is uppity, and Tiger Woods is on golf courses, which is even more uppity! But at least Tiger Woods hasn't run for president, like Al Sharpton. But at least Al Sharpton's mistress isn't white. Assuming Al Sharton only has one mistress...

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

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I don't normally post on threads like this, but I wanted to let Elin Nordegren know, if she's reading this, that I'm available and only date one woman at a time.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Bible Study on the Al Sharpton / Tiger Woods mistress diversity affair:

The Bible blasts Adultry (note that adultry is defined as sex with another man's wife. ASFAIK Tiger Woods has not done this.):

And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death. -- Leviticus 20:10

Though under Biblical Law Tiger Woods could have married the mistresses as a polygamist. Unlike the tyrannically egalitarian Islam, in Christianity a successful man can have as many wives as he can afford:

2 Chronicles 11:21 Rehoboam ... took eighteen wives, and threescore concubines.
2 Chronicles 13:21 But Abijah waxed mighty, and married fourteen wives....

Jesus says "Heaven is being married to 10 virgins":

Matt.25:1 Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet the bridegroom.

Under Biblical Law Tiger Woods will have a whole lot of Mrs. Woods, since he also has to marry all the women he's raped over the years:

If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. -- Deuteronomy 22:28-29

The Bible blasts "mistress diversity" ie race-mixing:

Ezra 9:2 For they have taken of their daughters for themselves, and for their sons: so that the holy seed have mingled themselves with the people of those lands: yea, the hand of the princes and rulers hath been chief in this trespass.

Proverbs 23:33 Thine eyes shall behold strange women, and thine heart shall utter perverse things.

The Bible agrees: you can take the blackie out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the blackie:

Jeremiah 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard [Tiger?] his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

Ethiopian is an old term for any African. The entire continent used to be known as "Ethiopia".

More from Ezekiel Bathfire:

Does not God speak against foreign wives? No matter how good you are, they will be your downfall.
1Ki:11:1: But king Solomon loved many strange women, together with the daughter of Pharaoh, women of the Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Zidonians, and Hittites;
1Ki:11:2: Of the nations concerning which the LORD said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall not go in to them, neither shall they come in unto you: for surely they will turn away your heart after their gods: Solomon clave unto these in love.
1Ki:11:3: And he had seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines: and his wives turned away his heart.
1Ki:11:4: For it came to pass, when Solomon was old, that his wives turned away his heart after other gods: and his heart was not perfect with the LORD his God, as was the heart of David his father.

Are not the Children of Ham [who settled Africa] supposed to be servants? [ie, shouldn't Al Sharpton and Tiger Woods both shut up?]
Ge:9:25: And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
Ge:9:26: And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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I can just see the conversation now:

Al Sharpton: Tiger, you need more mistress diversity!
Tiger Woods: I do, Mr. Sharpton, I've got a Monday mistress, a Tuesday mistress...
Al Sharpton: You're having a bad effect on the self-esteem of little black girls! Will someone please think of the little black girls?!?
Tiger Woods: Is it true they taste like Chocolate?
Al Sharpton: Maybe a rap battle will help you understand:

Yo my name is Al
and I got a pal
with a hot honkie mistress
and the niglets are in distress
cause they bruthuas got the hots
for every goldielocks...

Tiger Woods:

I like like blond hair
and I cannot lie
you utha bruthas can't deny

That when a swede walks in with a sunburned waist
and straw fallin' over her face
you get SPRUNG, wanna pull out your tounge
'Cause you notice that scalp is dripping
with honey that you wanna be sippin
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna comb your hair, and
*bleep* your *bleep*

Al Sharpton: If it weren't for diversity you wouldn't even be born! If it weren't for a Thai chick with jungle fever and a black dude with rice-paddy fever white people would be able to golf in peace! What a horrible world that would be!

Tiger Woods: That didn't even rhyme.

[Nobar King]

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I missed this at first, but it seems that Tiger actually has Mistress Diversity. If he was always boning black chicks, can you imagine the racist things that people would say about him and his kind?

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Isn't Tiger Woods half Gook? No wonder he's so desperate to blend in with normal Americans.