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  • #16
    Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
    As he is not in office at the moment, he would be poor candidate to be re-elected. In any case I may have been unclear, but I meant officer Don there.
    That's a relief!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • #17
      Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

      All of the write in petitions for geting on the ballot the Freehold Sheriff Election have arrived at the Hutchins plantation. Being all the beaners, nigras and other ethnic people who work here really cannot read or write, my family will be helping them. We will fill out the petitions to support Ofc. Richards just as they all want.

      We are 110% behind you Sheriff!
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #18
        Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
        Matter of fact it's been going on every year since your first election date...

        Pastor Ezekiel leaves with 5 thousand dollars, you leave puking up a bunch of spooge into a napkin. We may be stupid; but we ain't dumb Richards. We'll figure out what's going on.
        Isn't it obvious? Pastor Ezekiel annoints the good sheriff as part of the inauguration ceremony. Because the Power of the Lord is so strong in the good Pastor, and because of Officer Don's deep humility, Officer Don is so overcome by the Spirit that he seizes up and vomits. Finally, God sends money to Pastor Ezekiel to repay the good Pastor three times for the financial leaps of faith that Pastor Ezekiel made in the previous year. It's like an early Christmas bonus for our hard working clergy.

        This is all proof that Pastor Ezekiel and Officer Don stand in good with the Lord. Of course, since we have faith, we don't need proof.
        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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        • #19
          Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

          I think that the local laws in Freehold will allow me to vote for ya Sherrif Don.

          The Ol' Poppin' a Tent Revival with Rev. Edward Clement Ministry, still has a few P.O Boxes in Freehold, Glory! I will fly in, from our Tent Revival in Alabama in November, to make sure that I cast my vote!
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          Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
          Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
          Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
          Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
          Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
          Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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          • #20
            Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

            Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
            You've got my vote!
            You're damned right he does.



            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            That Alfred King has been lurking about the forum lately.
            We ran the boy out of town on a rail a few weeks ago. Thanks to brother BJ and his boys in security.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #21
              Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

              Where Sheriff Richards really shines is in reducing homerism in our area.

              When he came into office, there were nancy bars in the rural areas--gone.

              Get ready for another term, Sheriff. You're gonna be re-elected.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • #22
                Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                You're damned right he does.
                AMEN Pastor, preach it!! He's got my votes

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                • #23
                  Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  We ran the boy out of town on a rail a few weeks ago. Thanks to brother BJ and his boys in security.
                  He probably enjoyed it!

                  Did you tar and feather him, too?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #24
                    Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                    Isn't it obvious? Pastor Ezekiel annoints the good sheriff as part of the inauguration ceremony. Because the Power of the Lord is so strong in the good Pastor, and because of Officer Don's deep humility, Officer Don is so overcome by the Spirit that he seizes up and vomits. Finally, God sends money to Pastor Ezekiel to repay the good Pastor three times for the financial leaps of faith that Pastor Ezekiel made in the previous year. It's like an early Christmas bonus for our hard working clergy.

                    This is all proof that Pastor Ezekiel and Officer Don stand in good with the Lord. Of course, since we have faith, we don't need proof.
                    You could be right you know. I apologize Officer Richards. I am usually a very non-bigoted, fair minded person... one of the fairest in Freehold.

                    It's just with all these darkies and penis hoppers hanging around I tend to get a little nervous. Never mind the beaners sticking their head around your bathroom window.

                    But however, until I am proven otherwise I will stand beside you.

                    Just don't you EVER find our God loving & saintful Pastor Exekiel in any kind of compromising position or a position worthy of gossip. I'll feed you to the pigs.

                    Good luck Officer Richards; you have my support.

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                    • #25
                      Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                      Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                      Just don't you EVER find our God loving & saintful Pastor Exekiel in any kind of compromising position or a position worthy of gossip.
                      A Godly man like Pastor Ezekiel has nothing to hide from the Law. My deputies and I are all very grateful for his selfless donations to my campaign.

                      I would also be willing to look the other way on your broken tail light if you, too, will prove your love of God and Country with a humble donation.
                      Latest Headlines From Sheriff's Office:

                      Sheriff Richards Rescues Wayward Wife from the Influence of Evil Neighbor Kids

                      Sheriff Richards Busts Up Satanic Cult Operating out of local Haunted House

                      Sheriff Richards a Hero for saving Dying Man

                      Sheriff Richards Schools the Amish in Scripture

                      7 Year-Old Coveter Learns the Hard Way

                      Sheriff Richards cleans up 4-way stop

                      Sheriff Richards busts Arch Nemesis, Shane!

                      FPD to Enforce the No-Lifeguard-But-Jesus Ordinance

                      Sheriff Don W. Richards Cleans Up County Roads

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                      • #26
                        Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                        Originally posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards View Post
                        A Godly man like Pastor Ezekiel has nothing to hide from the Law. My deputies and I are all very grateful for his selfless donations to my campaign.

                        I would also be willing to look the other way on your broken tail light if you, too, will prove your love of God and Country with a humble donation.
                        That nigra boy Alfred King was skulking around here earlier, Ofc. Don.

                        Don't you need him in for questioning? Didn't I hear about pies being stolen or something?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #27
                          Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                          Originally posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards View Post
                          I would also be willing to look the other way on your broken tail light if you, too, will prove your love of God and Country with a humble donation.
                          Err, umm... that would be mighty Godly of you Officer Don; not that I would ever drive around with a broken light, speeding, or what looks like a black body in chains being drug behind my truck.

                          The spiritual evidence of Christ railroads through me with every conversation we have My Brother.

                          Hallelujah, praise Jesus: you are one of us Officer Richards. Count on me for anything.

                          (Click, click... ka-boom!).

                          You feeling me 'bro?

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                          • #28
                            Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            That nigra boy Alfred King was skulking around here earlier, Ofc. Don.

                            Don't you need him in for questioning? Didn't I hear about pies being stolen or something?
                            Hold on there.....we don't need these kinds of 'people' and things going on around here... Ofc Don, are you on this???!!! I hope so: remember, election time is coming up

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                            • #29
                              Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                              Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                              It's just with all these darkies and penis hoppers hanging around I tend to get a little nervous. Never mind the beaners sticking their head around your bathroom window.
                              Sounds like one of our good Pastors is adding another wing to his mansion. GLORY!
                              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                              • #30
                                Re: RE-ELECT OFC. DON W. RICHARDS FOR SHERIFF!

                                well, so long as he's tough on minorities, he's got my vote, Praise God!

                                YIC
                                Genesis 1:24
                                And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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